Monday, May 18th 2009
Dr. Drew, Come And Get This Bitch!
Tara Reid just can't stop getting thirstay for the sweet sweet nectar. America's biggest wreck got out of rehab a few of months ago and I guess that shit didn't stick. Tara was in Cannes over the weekend looking like she just crawled out of an Andre bottle that was laying in the gutter for a couple of weeks. Even her weave tracks are trying to sneak out down below, because they are sick of her constant drunkery. Bitch's barfy weave looks like something Kim Zolciak's road kill wig farted up. Tara needs a rake and some Hazmat-made conditioner.
And is it just me or does Tara's boyfriend-thing kind of look like Michael Imperioli's older and slower brother?
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I can't hate on her, she seems too vulnerable, be like kicking a puppy.
Why is she so popular in Europe? Everytime I see her she's crawling out of classy Euro joints or parties.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:50pm.
Hahaha. Lemons!!! Ya know Tiger, I must be getting soft or something but I actually feel sorry for this dumbass. Rehab doesn't seem to work for her...sixty days Nov/Dec last year.
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*drunken tiger whisper*....Shhhhhhhh...Don't tell anyone or I'll cutcha an' eatcha, but I feel sorry for that dumbass too....*hiccup*...Dish conbershashion neber happenededed... *burp*...*stumble, stumble...* KERPLUNK!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:50pm.
Hahaha. Lemons!!! Ya know Tiger, I must be getting soft or something but I actually feel sorry for this dumbass. Rehab doesn't seem to work for her...sixty days Nov/Dec last year.
But yeah even rich guys want to feel like they're getting fucked when they're getting fucked.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:25pm.
Washed up at 33. Time to marry some rich guy.
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Unforch, she's not rich guy marryin' material...she's not even rich guy fuck material...she's sooo a back alley used-up whoricon.... stick a lemon up her asshole to get some puckery fuckery tightness cuz the rest of her working orafices be stretched out, slacked jawed used and abused..she a cum dumpster done ass bitch. Did I make myself clear?
Tara, Dr. Drew you!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Washed up at 33. Time to marry some rich guy.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Good god, that couple make Speidy look good!
Isn't her 15 minutes and her cash about over?
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Who is the alien in the baseball cap next to her?
DiamondDawg: I know; I feel sorry for her too. For some reason, I don't put her into that Lindsay/Paris category. She kinda looks like a sweet girl that has some serious issues. And I've kinda been there so I know it's not always that easy when that lifestyle becomes all you know. 'K-back to being snarky!
There's no crying in butt sex! MK
Amen to that! Tara Reid: GeT a DAMn Better Life 4 yo SELF,GIRLFRIEND. Stop trying so hard to be cool. You are a cute girl looking a hot mess in Europe.
I dont feel bad for this bitch at all, fuck her, she's a drunken stupid whore.
Wow A Real like Crack Whore and her Pimp!!! Does this bitch have any dignity. Hunny you weren't wearing any underwear and please I'm so afraid to comment on what was happening there out in the open All Wet Camel Toe and all ya know. Thats really sick especially in public and the Papps chasing her around. Take a close look you'll see what everyone missed because they only focused on the train wreck aspect.
Lindsay Lohan
Tara Reid
Ali Lohan
Paris Hilton
and the list could go on and on...
I propose Celebrity Whore Rehab!!!!
but some skanks just cannot be helped!
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That's drunk crying jag mascara. Next day drunk mascara looks worn, but crying eye makeup looks like that.
If she is going to continue to get wasted she should at least bring a mirror with her.
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Tara should just smoke a joint or something. Booze is NOT her friend. Stupid bitch looks horrible all drunked up!! 420 baby!!
i feel bad for her because people will be jumping up to shame her all over. most people don't get that rehabilitation is an ongoing process, not "go to rehab and you're cured forever."
I thought she was engaged to that French guy.
No?
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Such a shame. I remember when "American Pie" 1st came out. She was so pretty. I really believe posters of her & Blohan would keep the kids off drugs ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Tara lives in Lindsay Lohan Country. Or is it vice versa?
They could both do voice overs for childrens movies. Those voices...
Anyway I love the bf strolling with a fucking highball glass. Class.
The only person who can do something like that and carry it off was Peter O'Toole. This guy just looks like a putz.
First off, what the HELL is she doing at Cannes??? She's not an actress anymore, she's a Z -listed whore.
Second, you know we were all waiting for this girl to crash and burn... it was going to happen, damnit. Don't deny it!
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Tara's main pic screams "Imma Eat Chew!"
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Peaches Geldof needs to watch herself - she's only a tiny step away from looking exactly like a fucked up Tara Reid.
Is Phoebe Price doing Cannes this year?
When did Cannes become so low rent and trashy?
I don't think she ever got clean & sober. Remember that blind about a c/d lister going into rehab for publicity?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
this bitch was never pretty not even when she was a bit more semi-famous...how can she afford to go to Cannes and party there? Guess everything sells (meaning her twat) because there's no way the royalties from American Pie have lasted her that long with the way she spends on booze and drugs.
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yuch, not her again. i guess they let anyone in at Cannes
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Wow, what a train wreck! She just made a movie, so I'm sure the production company flew her out all expenses.....I didn't even know the Cannes Film Festival was on...so she certainly brought attention to it!
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you guys, let's just say it out loud.....she probably prostitute herself, or sell drugs to actors/actress.....I mean how does she afford to party at Cannes? she doesn't work for ages.
Best Bet, she's a prostitute, but I doubt it, coz She's not even Bang-able anymore...she always look like she just spepped out of Bang Bus.....
Maybe she's a Dealer......with her good connections, it's lucrative! lol!
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:50am.
Her pupils are the size of quarters not to metion the eye boogers! Yes, she is a fucking mess and is screaming quietly for help. I just hope she gets it!
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SHE AINT FUCKING SCREAMING FOR HELP. BOOZE/DRUG ADDICTS LIKE THIS LOVE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. UNTIL THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND START FEELING GUILTY ABOUT WHAT AN ASS THEY WERE. IF SOMEONE TRUELY AND FUCKING HONESTLY NO LONGER WANTS TO DO THIS SHIT THEY STOP. THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE STOP WHEN THEY DONT FUCKING WANT IT IN THEIR LIVES ANYMORE. SHE GOT CLEAN AND SOBER AND WENT RIGHT BACK TO IT BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHE GODDAMN FUCKING LIKES DOING. DONT BUY INTO THE MEDICAL INDUSTRIES "IVE GOT A DISEASE. IM CRYING FOR HELP. IM POWERLESS AND FOREVER DISEASED" PACK OF MOTHERFUCKING LIES.
Look, for someone like Tara Reid, with d-list name recognition and probably literally THOUSANDS of "friends" that she parties with, it's probably not that hard for her to mooch off enough of them to maintain her hardcore lifestyle. She probably pawns off gift baskets from events and gifts from random dudes she fucks when she needs cash. Most likely she's like Brandon Davis...she latches herself on to the weathly and borrows a couple grand here and there from them. Actually, it's probably easier for her to do that because she's fucking them. Walking the fine line with prostitution...Tara Reid is so klassy!
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I bet her opening line is....."Hello I'm Tara Reid, the Star of American Pie...."
How the F, does she afford to party at Cannes ? probably she frosty tue herself to the Sheiks or Celeb Obssessed Wealthy Aristocrats? But she looks Ugly and Stinky? and she even ain't no longer even a Celeb!
She and La Loca Lohan will exit, Ana Nicole Style....
I hate people that wear fake ripped jeans.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:44am.
I thought it was common knowledge she is a hooker?
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From today's NY Daily News:
Tara Reid has a new romantic target
N.Y. restaurant king Giuseppe Cipriani. The two were spotted getting frisky at Cannes' VIP Room on Friday night. "Tara and Giuseppe were making out for hours," a spy tells us. "But she was also kissing two other guys, so it's not like Giuseppe's going to bring her home to Mom." But the Italian stallion did prevail that night - he was caught leading the F-list actress back to his boat in the wee hours of the morning.
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I dont think her face looks THAT bad, her smile is kind of cute in the 7th thumb...Her boyfriend looks like a total sleaze though...Tara really needs to get out of the acting scene for awhile & get off the booze. Sometimes getting off the radar for longer than the typical rehab stint lasts & coming back much healthier is a better option. Its not like directors are fighting over hiring her for work. Its not like this is her time, she missed that boat...No one probably wants anything to do with her anyway...Which maybe why she drinks & drugs.
Her pupils are the size of quarters not to metion the eye boogers! Yes, she is a fucking mess and is screaming quietly for help. I just hope she gets it!
I love chicks who like to get seriously fucked up. She looks like fun.
Those pupils... coke or e?
She must suck cocks for rent money 'cause bitch ain't work in ages..
That there is the face of a jizz gulper!!
What I don't understand is how can this woman pay to fly over to Cannes and obviously stay somewhere while she's there? I mean, when was the last time she had a job? Where is the money coming from to fly her ass over there?
DG- I guess you are right. I was wondering how she pays for all the booze if she doesn't have a job, but I guess that is why she needs two dates.
Erggh she's got mascara crotte (french slang for booger or poop..fits perfectly here)
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KD, I think the main question here, does she even have a liver!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............