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it's MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOriah, of course.

I don't even have to click on the photo to know that is Mimi and her ever-expanding and shrinking waist/hip combo

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Couldn't get onto Popbytes earlier but it seems to be working fine now; I guessed it was Mimsy though - saw her being interviewed on Brit TV over the weekend and thought to myself "There is more of her to love, but it's unlikely I'll love her any more."

"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."

i don't know who this dude is from house but he has a large dong in the pic on page 10 and that's all that matters in life.

Rumor had it (Ben Widdicome and our eternal fave, Mr. Hilton) that Jesse Spencer & Jennifer Morrison's engagement hit the rocks because he was gay. Looks like he's not publicly pursuing that option.

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"It was actually Richard Milhous Nixon, in his 1968 inaugural address, who first said 'Shake for me, girl; I wanna be your back door man.'" ~~Ron White

I can't even get the Popbytes main site to work. Maybe the server's down.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by DivasGone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:16am.
I love how in most of those pics, Nick Cannon is holding her around her waist... covering the biscuits, if you will. Even he knows his Boo should've left that dress at home.
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I think he was given life or death instructions on how to accentuate her best side, cover any imperfections, not shadow or deflect her light, how not to have too much 'smile in the eyes' to thereby dim her own...

@ PSL I wonder the same thing. Dress for the shape you have, not the shape you wish you had.

I was just in the washroom at my office and saw this woman who is not fat, but must have a bra on 8 sizes too small.

Can a muffin top start at your shoulder blades, because hers did.

Pop N Fresh..............Now that is funny!

What I don't understand is WHY women wear things such as this when, they know they have gained some weight?!?

I wonder if MK heard the story about the Cheeto that someone found that is shaped like Jesus. The real Cheesus has been found!

Yeah, popbytes isn't working. So those are Mariah's fat rolls? Not surprised.

Yowza! She's built like a truckie.

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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger

Popbytes won't load for me. Can I assume the backfat is Mimoo?

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

I never understand why people wear outfits that showcase their love handles or back fat.

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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"

Call me a crazy cow for saying this but: i think those little rolls look cuter on Mariah than those lipo marks from way back yonder.

I knew it was Mariah when MK mentioned "rainbows."

Thanks for the link, Islandgirl... I was dying to know who it was.

I love how in most of those pics, Nick Cannon is holding her around her waist... covering the biscuits, if you will. Even he knows his Boo should've left that dress at home.

Her face looks so pretty though! I wish she would've dressed more appropriately.

popbytes ain't working.
mmooooo riah!!
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Fucka doodle-do.

Ha Ha. Wrong thread.

Oh no Mariah, better jet off the plastic surgeon for your 18th midsection lipo session. After all, you will surely be photographed about 12 times this summer walking around a yacht in Capri in nothing than a bikini. Sigh, some things never change.

Thanks, IG! I hope she gets raked over the coals for this. There is no reason she needs to wear such revealing outfits. She's ridiculous.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

That middle shot of Mimi is a Morning Wood KILLER!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:02am.

We should be calling Mimi Pop'n'Fresh!
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LoL! Or "DOUGH-GIRL"

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:55am.
It's Mariah
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oh shit! doesn't she know? erm....she prolly does now.

Have guys noticed how even the thinnest gal in the world will gain a few - or a thousand- pounds after getting married? It;s all that newleywed eating that goes on for about 2 years.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:00am.
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:51am.
The link won't work for me, so I can't see who it is, but whoever is in the headline photo looks like a busted open can of biscuits. :D
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BAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA

First time I've laughed today - THANKS!!!
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We should be calling Mimi Pop'n'Fresh!

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

photo looks like a busted open can of biscuits. :D

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HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!!!!

tiffany's eyebrows are AWFUL.

put the tweezers down , let them grow out and see a professional. they look horrible.

Here's another link to the Mariah pics, if anyone gives a rat's arse.

http://yeeeah.com/2009/05/18/mariah-carey-is-fatter-than-ever/

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Submitted by S_G on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:51am.
The link won't work for me, so I can't see who it is, but whoever is in the headline photo looks like a busted open can of biscuits. :D
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BAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA

First time I've laughed today - THANKS!!!

OH - AND HELLA FUNNY AV. MY CAT ACTS LIKE THAT EVERY DAY! BEAUTIFUL BUT ORNERY LIL PUNKSTER!

i thought it was mariah.

you know, a side affect of the crazy pills she takes is weight gain.

oh well. still funny.

Oh Hai Devilgirl!!

Hey - WHO is the guess who in the Popbytes link? The link won't open! T.I.A. (Thanks in Advance)

Oooh, Mimi, you need to invest in some more spanx.

whos chunk is that?

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Popbytes doesn't seem to be loading at all, even directly typed into a browser.

Ima gonna guess Mooriah.

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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

It's Mariah

Who's chunk in the main pic? I cannot click links.

Morning NaNoop!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Good morning, skankz!
Nice rolls, MiMi.
Debbie Gibson looks really good. She seems like a nice person.
Tiffany...what happened to your eyebrows?!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Yawn fest, does that dirty little pig fucker on the pink pages got anything worth a shit?

The link won't work for me, so I can't see who it is, but whoever is in the headline photo looks like a busted open can of biscuits. :D

I can't get on to popbytes. Is anyone else having a problem?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

who is it? the link isn't working!

Ouch. Looks like Celebrity Fit Club didn't take for Tiffany.

I thought I was pale, but Tiffany looks like a Morlock.