Fuggie Has Licked The Cooch
The Black Eyed Peas have a new album coming out soon which means it's time for Fuggie Fug to start barfing up a bunch of shit nobody wants to hear about. Fuggie tells The Sun that in their new video, she engages in a little pussay-on-pussay action and it's something she's done off camera before as well. Fuggie said, “Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.”
Why do these raggedy celebwhores always think shit like this is shocking? Big deal. So Fuggie let another chick tongue tickle her meth 'gina. SO WHAT. I mean, we've all gotten a little lesbionic at one time or another. I've got dick on the tongue all day and all night, but even I have pet the wet cat. It was junior high school and it was the 90s. That's what you did back then!
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Fuggie STFU.
Can anyone crochet? I think all Dlisted readers should wear crocheted Princess Leia headpieces.
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:33am.
MK has "pet the wet cat"?! *Faints*
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I feel sorry for the girl.
j/k!!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:25am.
note to fergie
so fucking what
shut up.
god I hate monday.
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hahaha! that post is perfection.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:34am.
@ Missy
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well, who hasn't?
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
@ Missy
"then bitches would be announcing left and right: "Let's just say I've had a few horse cocks in my mouth before"
ROTFLMAO!!
Submitted by justice on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:27am.
I must immediately go out and buy her records for that heroic, heartfelt confession.
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I know, huh? and its not even WEDNESDAY!!!! EVERYONE in the free world knows confessions are made on CONFESSION WEDNESDAY.
Not only is she a TWAT, she's stoopid, too.
I can't wait til some celebutard confesses to a group phuck.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:22am.
HA! It is like shut-your-hole day at dlisted! haha!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
big yawn! i long for the crazy brittany train. all of these posts this morning are so blahsville!
MK has "pet the wet cat"?! *Faints*
yeah, why are these idjuts announcing this shit left and right? (answering my own question: because they are mindless attention whores who will go along with any trend that will get them in the press)
If Megan Fox started saying she loves fucking horses, then Bar Rafaeli said it too, then bitches would be announcing left and right: "Let's just say I've had a few horse cocks in my mouth before"
Havent MOST women had sex with other woman? Women's sexuality is much more fluid than male sexuality and most women I know have had experiences with women.
PLUS, Fergie is gross.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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This would have been edgy in 1992. Today it's just a desperate plea for attention, sort of like that thing that died on her head.
Really, blue hairy ear muffs??? Why not just walk around with a big neon arrow pointing at your head?? "LOOK AT ME!!! I'M NOT PEEING THIS TIME!!!"
MK is sick today, so I guess he thought making us sick too would be ok.
Wow, Fergie. You're so relevant now!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She has such a huge face, it seems. This is so gross...but a gal would have to open SO wide for her face to fit.
Eat that, stupid fame ho!
(since Miley told us everyone's reading these blogo thangss, from now on I'm going to just post straight at celebutards)
I think admissions like this are supposed to make a woman more attractive to men. The guys think they have a chance at getting a FFM threesome or that the woman is way kinky or something.
Awww, she licked vagina.
I must immediately go out and buy her records for that heroic, heartfelt confession.
--thanks awfully--
did I really need to know this Fergie? Did I?
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
Fergie-burger with cheese, not so MMMMM!
note to fergie
so fucking what
shut up.
god I hate monday.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Well, I just hope the other girl was into watersports.
Fergie-burger, MMMMMMMM!
iS MK DOING A shut your hole DAY?, WTF is with all this idiot doing stupid comments today? is it because is monday?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why is it that celebuwhores think that admitting they were bisexual is the way to get publicity? Bunch of idiotic braindead lemmings. It's almost as though they're saying "I fucked a girl, so look at me. No, don't look at that other person, I FUCKED A GIRL! LOOK AT ME! ME!"
I hate celebutards like this methed out bitch...
If it don't stink, EAT IT!
Eww she has a bad face.
If the cat was wet, MK you were doing something right. Good work!
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
What's the point? Is that why her face is so f*t?
Well sorry MK, but not ALL of us have gotten lesbionic at one time or another.
WTF IS ON HER EARS?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Bisexuality is so edgy.
OHHHHH HELL YEA!!!!!!