Monday, May 18th 2009

Fuggie Has Licked The Cooch

The Black Eyed Peas have a new album coming out soon which means it's time for Fuggie Fug to start barfing up a bunch of shit nobody wants to hear about. Fuggie tells The Sun that in their new video, she engages in a little pussay-on-pussay action and it's something she's done off camera before as well. Fuggie said, “Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.

Why do these raggedy celebwhores always think shit like this is shocking? Big deal. So Fuggie let another chick tongue tickle her meth 'gina. SO WHAT. I mean, we've all gotten a little lesbionic at one time or another. I've got dick on the tongue all day and all night, but even I have pet the wet cat. It was junior high school and it was the 90s. That's what you did back then!

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Submitted by cringe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:15pm.
the neck i say it again this bitch is rocking 40 plus
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Some women just have unfortunate necks.

See Princess Stephaanie (47, looking 67):
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/B82GD9RDD7e/33rd+International+Circus+Fes...

Britney:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9VGZjBQHr0s/R6bf7UUOQaI/AAAAAAAAAnU/cVfz9QdWGu...

z-listed's picture

I wonder why she waited until she got that hot Josh whatshisname to marry her to make the announcement?

Texrocks's picture

Nowadays the only people who are impressed about fake gayelles are other fake gayelles and nasty old straight men cuz everyone else is OVER IT!!

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the neck i say it again this bitch is rocking 40 plus

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I can honestly say I've never eaten pussy, but I have nothing but the most respect for chicks and dudes who want to stick their tongue in that mess.

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this cunt is as fucking mentally deficient as she is sorrowfully ugly

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But, I mean, what if she pees right at, ya know, that moment? Kinda like MK's abuelita?!

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

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MK I think she wants to come across as the Shocker Bitch from hell. Thats not even a tease. Maybe she thinks that licking the wet carpet will get her some new deals $$$$. Some street whore has a better story then this one. What's this look or should I say kitty on her head. She loves Pussay so much she wears it on her head.

Whatever's picture

This meth face will do anything to get people to buy her crappy music.

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If I had to raise my hands for all the skankery/fuckery crimes I've committed, I'd be a goddamn octopus.

Fergie wouldn't shock me if she said she stuck a fire hydrant in her vag.

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She reminds me of Two Chinese Boys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeHKVW4Ig4U&feature=fvsr

But kinda more here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwUbm6gSIyw

But they do BEP too:)
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crap! I like those headphones....

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Bitch is so fucking ugly I actually GRIMACED when I came across this pic.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:24am.

She may have been a lez, but she probably recognized that you actually had some character and brains and didn't have to rely on your sexuality to get attention.

She probably saw in you all she wasn't and that's why she took it personally.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:19am.
Who would be desperate enough to make out with Ms. Pissedmypants Crepeneck here?
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LOL. Can plastic drs. fix wrinkly necks? Fergie and Britney (AND PRINCESS STEPHANIE) need to start making the calls.

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Add me to the list of not-gone lesbonic. But I'll be honest and say that it was probably out of fear I never tried anything, not from lack of interest.

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whoa! MIGRAINEUSE! how the hell are ya? where the hell are ya?

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ME: bitch ive been down, out, lost and found!! i am back!! at least for a minute! im sorry we fell outta touch, i have missed you!! (((ME)))

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:15am

I'm not a lez, but have no problem with it.
Strangely, I have been accused of being a dyke in high school. My accuser was this skinny little bitch who wore tons of makeup and wore t-shirts and buttons with messages about what a slut she was. ("Ask me. I might!" and whatnot).

I on the other hand didn't buy into the teenage-girls-dressing-like-skanks thing (yes, it existed in my day) and didn't act like a dumb whore to get male attention. Nobody else seemed to care, but this one girl took it so personally.

I've often wondered if SHE wasn't the lez and was projecting her self-hatred onto me.

That said, Fergie is still fug with a capital F. Maybe other methfaces from the women's prison would hit that, but only if they put a bag over her head first...

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dRc is here?????? Bitch! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

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RE: louise Thank you!! I don't need anymore toaster ovens, my kitchen is full!

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Hekki: I think you're exactly right -- it's a generation thing. I've done 2 shows where I had to kiss a woman, & I was nervous as Hell both times before the 1st rehearsal. Both women were like, "I get drunk & make out w/ my girlfriens all the time."
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Who would be desperate enough to make out with Ms. Pissedmypants Crepeneck here?

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*raises hand for been there done that girl on girl*

and i like girl on girl porn. so there furgie!

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I'm having these strange feelings of doing something bad...

Remember way long time ago they used to make records out of hard plastic and you could break them like a plate? That's what I'd like to do to Fergie's LAME ASS SHIT MUSIK.

~ancient immortal

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Submitted by Stoney: "I also think that many/most women (under 35) have experimented with another chick in some fashion."

I agree. It's MUCH more acceptable to the younger generation than it was for mine, IMO. The LAST thing you'd want to be accused of was being a lesbian. It was better to be called a slut!

There were girls we knew were lesbian and comfortable with it, and no one teased them about it. But if you were supposedly straight, it was the kiss of death to have your sexuality questioned.

I get the feeling it doesn't matter much anymore.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:59am.
She is fug in every possible way, and should shut her fug piehole.

I have never gotten lesbionic.

I am *draws square shape with fingers in air*
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Submitted by dRc on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:06am.

i am a lez and i would hit a lot but i would not hit that shit!! LOL

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That's funny as hell. LMAO

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Carrie Fischer just called. She wants her Princess Lei costume washed and returned.

dRc's picture

i am a lez and i would hit a lot but i would not hit that shit!! LOL
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Sorry I tapped the mouse twice.

*unintentional joke*

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She is fug in every possible way, and should shut her fug piehole.

I have never gotten lesbionic.

I am *draws square shape with fingers in air*

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TWO WORDS: DRAG QUEEN!! she looks awful!! well, i mean she is not cute but dayum! whatever her album will be a hit and it will probably suck. thats how mainstream is nowadays!!
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I also think that many/most women (under 35) have experimented with another chick in some fashion.

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Nice creepy AV! I met that dude who makes the scary monsters in the Hellboy movies. Tim Gore is his working name. Lives in his mum's guest house in Burbank.

Bestiality is the new experimental lesbianism.

Geez, she is not aging well.

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Oh Hai DevilGirl!

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Submitted by missy on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:32am.

Havent MOST women had sex with other woman?
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HELL.NO.

Have MOST men had sex with another man?

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:45am.
I prefer not to disclose whether I have or haven't until such time that my album is coming out.
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^^ haha cword :)

specialkt's picture

oh big whoop

louise_brooks's picture

I have not been lesbionic either. If I were to do that, it would have to be for someone off the charts hot.

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I prefer not to disclose whether I have or haven't until such time that my album is coming out.

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Thanks Missy.
I'm all edgy and shit, cause I have eaten the taco box a time or two.

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Submitted by missy on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:32am.
Havent MOST women had sex with other woman?

Uh, no. I haven't, and neither have any of my women friends.

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WHO GIVES A WET, COILED POO??????????

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She's about as edgy as a pair of dull ducky scissors. It's 2009, honey. Vadge did this 20 yrs ago and it was even getting boring back then. Stick to taking songwriting classes and finding someone other than Will I AM to further your career.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:39am.

Good Morning DD! : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:19am.
Well sorry MK, but not ALL of us have gotten lesbionic at one time or another.
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True dat!!