Don't Try It, John!
Lord of the Douchebags, John Mayer, left a club in Los Angeles last night with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses. John joked that he really scored. Yeah, I wouldn't consider going into the bathroom, putting lipstick on your mouth and then kissing your t-shirt all over as "scoring." And because John didn't bring enough dick-baggery to the streets of L.A., he broke out his Jacko moves.
Bitch looked more like Bubbles after having too much Jesus Juice. John really shouldn't have done that, because bitch was upstaged by some ho drunk ass ho in grey! John knew she was taking his sunshine, because he didn't even acknowledge her triflin' ass. The night belonged to HER! Skip to the 0:38 mark in the video below to witness her shameless fuckery:
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Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:17pm.
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Um, trollsr4kids, haven't you gotten enough attention?
And when will dumb whores learn that we don't give a flying fuck about Jennifer Aniston here?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I see an actual douche has discovered the douche thread. Actually, that's kind of hot.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:23pm.
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Devilgirl loving God? We didn't even have to wait for 2012! And Hello Kitty helped, I'm sure. That Kitty could calm the beast in just about anyone. Unless they're a double douchebag...
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:17pm.
Is Just Jolie shut down today, because obviously you made a wrong turn on the "internets".
How, may I ask did Jennifer Aniston come up in this?
Since it is bitch about random celebs post now:
Man, I just an tired of Lisa Welchel and her bitching about her weight. She needs to face facts that she will never look like she did again in the early years of Facts of Life. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.......Dabney Coleman..blah, blah,blah,blah......Catherine Oxenberg ..blah, blah,blah.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
bitch is the star of the video. amazing, she should be a hot slut!
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
Was that supposed to be English or are you one of them fancy foreign spammers who couldn't string 5 words together wiffout sounding like a DOUCHE?
john Mayer is one of the greatest artists out there.you want to diss him ...who the fuck do you like....and who the fuck have they worked.
Ah rest muh case, doucheola.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:18pm.
Hahaha! That post had me going off on a rant written all over it, however, it is Sunday and well, I am a new Devilgirl, loving God, Twitter and Hello Kitty, so I am just ZEN!
See, I haven't even gone off on the people who have dogged Twitter today.
*Ommmm, Ommmmm, Ommmmm*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:13pm.
P.S- I am sure many are disappointed that I didn't go off, and that my post was unusually tame, however, I decided since so many were worried about my mental state as of late, I would be the Devilgirl they knew and pretended to love.
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Actually, I just figured he was less inflammatory for you than anti-twitterers. And DG, we will NOT stop loving you if you rant a bit here and there. We also won't mention Twitter. ;0)
oh look. someone went overboard with the mayer post. hahaha. dont take life too seriously trickr4kids. ooooh man. you criticize and you will be critized you dumb...f)(cK!. ohhh lol. we can all say whatever we want. douche will be douche you douche! but do step off if you dont wanna hear what we have to say. dont calculate everyone's comments as a whole. but your "comment or book" is way out of hand. lol...oh my..lol again.
Coma Caca!!
jennifer aniston is a superficial trick who is freaking out over getting older.shes extremely insecure because she is average in every way and refuses to see what's important in life...that is why the trick chases after unavailable men.are the guys around you so great.then stop pissin on mayer. problem is she wants to bother with someone that doesn't want her.the only reason she wants them is to act like she is young and hot.she's not.he dumped her tired ass twice.not the other way around ....deal with it.
if someone tells the whole world they didn't want your ass the woman isn't going to run back after that....if she dissed him.
the bitch needs to get over the fact that brad Pitt who she didn't want anyway moved on....she needs to stop trying to prove shes special when she's not...when her trick ass doesn't take care of herself and is fucking desperate.
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm
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Meh, put your tongue or fingers to work and diddle me, you dumb whore; otherwise, I flush your Summer's Eve backwash 'tard ass act down the DListed terlit... *putting on lipstick*...Anyone want a used disposable douche container with lipstick prints all over it?????? Anyone???? Anyone???? It's real, like, ya know...funny...Anyone???? Yeah, thought not...
FLUSH!
DOUCHETARDASSTIC!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
I know quite a bit about John Mayer, and certainly I knew all the drivel you posted before you posted it.
John Mayer is a douchebag.
End of story.
P.S- I am sure many are disappointed that I didn't go off, and that my post was unusually tame, however, I decided since so many were worried about my mental state as of late, I would be the Devilgirl they knew and pretended to love.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Where is the open post? I was waiting for one to talk what Iman said about Michelle Obama. =/
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
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P.S. I didn't even read your whole post. Way too obvious and boring.
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
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You've obviously put a lot of thought into this. I admire your tenacity, but I nearly went blind reading your post.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I can't stand this dude. Can't stand his looks, singing, anything... I am not sure how Jen could suck his dick. He is disgusting to me.
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
Hi John,
Time to up your bipolar meds.
Also, please read up on your GED study guide because you lack the skills necessary to write a proper sentence.
We'll save paragraph composition for when your moods are stabilized.
Thanks.
xo
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by trickr4kids on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
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Methinks the Double Douchebag just signed himself up for some dlisted ranting so he can list every artist he's ever worked with. Methinks he spent a long time working on his dlisted rant. Methinks he got his feelings hurt. Still a DOUCHE. Looks like the world is going to have to wait a little longer for that to change. Still a DOUBLE DOUCHEBAG.
I have been coming to this site for a long time ...yet never joined or commented.After reading the same damn posts for months I am commenting.All of you sound like a bunch of sheep.If you're going to call someone a name then define it.Plus if you are going to talk shit about someone be funny about it instead of calling folks the same damn name over and over again.MK...disses on him and it's funny as hell.You tricks don't have shit to say.I guess that is why you dumb fucks only know Mayer from tabloid shit.that only adheres to your reading level.otherwise you bitches would know he's worked with B.B. king eric Clapton sting herbie hancock buddy guy sheryl crow kanye west usher Quincy jones dangelo the dixie chicks Alicia keys common john scofield.al green producers dave Matthews band ben folds.
Maroon 5 .babyface lil Wayne are still trying to work with him.stevie wonder said he listens to him and has performed with him.his current guitar tuner worked with prince for yrs.Steve Jordan the drummer for his album and pino pallidino his bassist have worked with the who the stones.pino worked for dangelo.
john Mayer is one of the greatest artists out there.you want to diss him ...who the fuck do you like....and who the fuck have they worked.
yeah john Mayer is a player.who gives a damn.any of you motherfuckers think he'd bother with your ass.he'd be ashamed of you.oh you'd diss him....who cares ....he's rich has worked with the greatest and has won 7 Grammys all in his twenties.
if you don't like him stop commenting on his ass.if you're going to diss him stop repeating the same shit.you people are boring stupid and can't see the world past the tip of your nose.I suggest you go and pull up his music on YouTube before dissing him. fools just pay attention to what's on
the radio.until you do homework on who you're talking about....shut the fuck up
"Yo.....shut the fuck up"
dave chappelle
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:59pm.
But doesn't explain why she dated him in the first place.
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True...I don't mind her so I just put it off to a momentary lapse of judgment. Some may say coma, but why quibble?
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
triple el doucho...lol...yeah that doesn't exist but you get my point babies..
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:42pm.
if i got a nickel for every time someone has typed douche-bag to describe this douche-bag, i'd be stankin' rich!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOUCHE BAG!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Voting occurs now my darlin Candy!!hahahah.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:59pm.
@Candy! ROFL!!!!!! I agree
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It'd be nice if MK made it official!
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Good god I HATE THAT DOUCHE! He is on par with Heidi and Spencer. What a loser.
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:00pm.
If this doesn't put the question to rest as to why Jen Aniston broke up with him then nothing ever will.
She must be slapping herself silly if she's watched this vid. But that doesn't explain why she dated him in the first place.
@Candy! ROFL!!!!!! I agree.
Coma Caca!!
So after over 8 hours, the concensus is DOUBLE DOUCHEBAG He should win that title for the month.
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if i got a nickel for every time someone has typed douche-bag to describe this douche-bag, i'd be stankin' rich!
Douchbagus Mayerus. He prefers his Latin name.
"I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
sexual seduction: by Snoop. hahaha oh man...I am soooooo bored. (kisses shirt). Oh...so I saw the video and I think the girl with the grey blouse and I feel sorry. John didnt pay her attention wahahaha. what a douche.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:13pm.
Douche with a double bag...if that even exists.
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It just got invented to handle the excessive douchiness of this tool. In fact, it's a Bionic Double Bag Douche - or as we call it - The Mayer.
so much sexyness here I want to...oops wrong site. lol
Coma Caca!!
geez, i missed all the action with the eyeball eating. speaking of eyeballs, my eyeballs are sunburnt raw from being outside all day mowing my GD lawn. but it was actually really nice
JM - so, he's supposedly being funny? well, here's a news flash -- it's coming off as annoying, John.
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Douche with a double bag...if that even exists.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Y'know what I think, Michael K? I think John isn't so bad. I think he's just putting one over on the public. I think he's actually pretty clever and knows it.
I'm too sexy for this blog
Too sexy for this blog
I'm a BIG FAT HOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:57pm.
He's giving me a doucheache.
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LOL!
@Sugaroo:Yes CR is quite the jungle. very tropical. Dont come now, its the rainy season..usually lasts until september or november. cant remember..the weather does whatever it wants. other than that..all is beautiful. oooh nice..the I'm too sexy for my shirt song just came on..VH-1 but completely different cable/satellite. too sexy for my boxed wine. oohh thats my new phrase now. hahaha.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:56pm.
My husband wants us to go to Costa. I can't wait, to be honest. We have friends who bought land and built their dream house. Don't ask where because I'm not sure. She said butterflies as big a birds land on her veranda railings. Electric blue butterflies!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
DAE- You can take it down now! Thanks.
Well I am glad to hear you are doing a little better. It will get better in time!
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Thanks :0) I just have to sto thinking "Lady should be doing so and so"
Lady, 23rd July 2004 - 12th May 2009. Sweet Dreams. Miss you.
He's giving me a doucheache.
Sugaroo: I am so bored too. the day here in Costa Rica is dark and rainy. I've been thinking about life and I am tired of thinking hehe. listening to music and writing to get my mind off things you know. tomorrow is monday, work fuckery begins again lol. but all is good. let me get my glass of boxed wine. then I will put on lipstick and kiss my shirt.that is my plan.
Coma Caca!!
Ugh; is it just me or does everything about him just scream "douche"?
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:48pm.
Freaky deaky! Sounds good to me! I'm really bored right now. Some guy on this show my kid is watching has a head shaped like an acorn and I was actually sitting there critiquing it.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:36pm.
EDIT- I found the story.
Do you at least have a link I could go to in oreder to read about it?
I didn't thinkl you were ignoring me. Don't ever worry about that. I know you have been a little down! Hope you are better! : )
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I'm warning you know. It really is very, very, very bad.
It's kinda up and down, i'm getting better.
Lady, 23rd July 2004 - 12th May 2009. Sweet Dreams. Miss you.
Holy mac! This is the douchiest weekend in history! O wait: mid-july 2007 Britney and her Boot Moves gotta win cuz, you know - she din't win ANYTHING that year!
O wait! She won the most beautiful woman in the world. LOL! Ok , fine. She loses the douche awards too.
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@Sugaroo...sure..you enjoy B&Jerrs and you can watch me do freaky stuff..lol
Coma Caca!!
DAE- You can take it down now! Thanks.
Well I am glad to hear you are doing a little better. It will get better in time!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Chirio, me no drinkey but me will take some Ben and Jerry's!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.