Pamela Anderson Brings Her Sad Old Whore Act To The Life Ball
You know, one of my life mottos is "You're never too old to peddle that pussay," but Pamela Anderson is doing it wrong. Someone Fabreeze her ass down, because the desperation wafting off of her is starting to reek! AND those eyebrows. I cannot condone that kind of fuggery. It looks like she painted them on with a BIC and not a Sharpie. How dreadful! Somebody give her a caramel square and a cup of Sleepytime tea.
At least Pamela Anderson flashed her moth-eaten crotch for a good cause. Pammy was one of the guests at last night's Life Ball, an annual AIDS charity event in Vienna.
Katy Perry, Sister Sledge, Eva Longwhoria (FOR WHY?!!!!), Fran Drescher, Bill Clinton, Richie Rich and Amanda Lepore also mingled among the rainbow-covered unicorns. Put on your sunglasses before you look at these pictures or else you might get glitter in your eyes.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
that hot bitch is a hot dickhead!
he is a german playboy 'prince' marcus von anhalt
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Wowie. thank you. I just googled him. wow. the things you learn everyday. thank you sjsmitty.
Coma Caca!!
It is great to see Michael Jackson made an appearance the Life Ball.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Pam looks like a plane that crashed into a forrest and got wrecked. Erghh...
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
that hot bitch is a hot dickhead!
he is a german playboy 'prince' marcus von anhalt
Pam looks completely wasted. Anyone notice that she's beginning to resemble Dolly Parton? Actually, Dolly looks better than her . . .
Why does Katy Perry always wear flats? She shouldn't wear flats with those legs.
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It's a Suffragette City!
Attention Katy Perry, please report back to real life, your 15 mins has expired
She is looking rough these days. Some people don't know when to just quit.
denial in its finest hour.
Submitted by yoboo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 12:15pm.
Oh God! I couldn't have handled 3 times a week much less 3 times per day! Right on with begging and paying people not to play it! I would have done the same thing!
"I kissed a squirrel and I liked it...."
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Pamela Anderson: Played-out old whore.
Katy Perry: Played-out young whore.
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who's that hot bitch with the red suit on???!! check out the eyebrows. wow...that is sexayyyy!!
Coma Caca!!
I fuckin hate Katy Perry EVERYTHING about her is fuckin annoying. I'll take Pam over this wanna be any day. At least Pam doesnt attempt to be anything other then herself.
Ew
She looks sticky.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
I never expected this trick to age gracefully but she seems bound and determined to claw her way through the bottom of the washed-up & wasted pool.
I just have one thing to say.
Someone needs to tell Pam Anderson that old drunken whores were never in and that looking like a used, dried-up maxi pad isn't exactly endearing her to the one old drunken fan she has left - her mommy.
Okay, two things.
Despite her outlandish costumes and "edgy" lyrics, Katy Perry cannot sing live. Think I'm wrong? YouTube any of her performances. ANY OF THEM.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
I see Adam Lambert on the right on thumb 13, end pic 3rd row, sticking out his tongue again in blue heels with a purse. I'm pretty sure A.I. producers are freaking out: "AFTER Wednesday, guy, after Wednesday...."
It's a sad day when an old whore like Pam can still work the stilettos and a wanna be like Perry is wearing ballet flats.
those celebs ain't got nothing on the real stars that attended!
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hah!
Yeah Devilgirl I work in a poolhall and someone would play that fucking horrible Katy Perry song at least three times a night til about a month ago. I got to the point where I would tell people I gave change to to PLEASE not play that song or give them money to NOT play it. Most of the time people would look upset and go, "That was the song I was going to play!" Idiots.
Pam needs to let her make up bitch go, bitch is sabotaging her ass.
bahahaha
i ended up going to the rathaus to watch this because of those freaky pool monsters!
it's always a pleasure
even turned out more glam than the eurovision! friggin hobbits n stuff
There is much that could be written about each of these photos, but all I can say is Katy Perry tries too hard. She's not pulling it off. Her eyes are frozen and desperate.
Poor girl. Its not going to be pretty...
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Franny's looking a tad chub. And WHY do women part their hair in the middle like that (Eva L.)? She looks like Alfred E. Neuman with brown hair.
hahahahha. I know it's a Pam post, but I've seen enough of this whore and I am sure there are plenty of comments. Anywais, I love the costumes. I think this made me somehow feel like..a ..glittery butterfly. lol.
Coma Caca!!
Oooh...this post just made me laugh!!!
Nice wig, Pam!
Katy will never be Ester or Dita, no mater how hard she tries.
Doesn't look like charity event to me, it's more a fancy dress party gone wrong.
I wonder, do any of the guests actually care about the charity that was supposed to happen there or did massive egos get in the way again?
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Katy, too young to remember, said, "Sure!" when Bill asked her if she wanted to share a cigar.
Love me some Fran!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
This is what happens when you have no discernible talent or character to fall back on. It's just sad.
The red carpet outfit looks like one of Helena Bonham-Carter's cast offs.
If you added up all the plastic surgery costs I'm sure it could have fed the entire African continent. What a waste of money cause no-one is looking any younger, just puffy and stiff.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 11:52am.
If I ever have to hear that stupid "I kissed a girl " song again! I never heard it on the actual radio, but very time I'd go into a store, or watch MTV, that song would be on! UGH!!!!! It makes me stabby and full of hate!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Did you see her hot pics? I did. It's on “richcupids.com”. She put them on her nice profile there.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 11:50am.
Why is Katy Perry always emerging from fruit, clam shell, sewer? I mean really, this isn't an Ester Williams movie!
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She NEEDS gimmicks. Too little talent.
OMG. Pam is so wasted her outfit is slurring.
Why is Katy Perry always emerging from fruit, clam shell, sewer? I mean really, this isn't an Ester Williams movie!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The only decent name on that list is Sister Sledge. The rest are all annoying as hell.
good cause or not, no grown ass woman should look like that.
I want those slutty shoes!