Pamela Anderson Brings Her Sad Old Whore Act To The Life Ball
You know, one of my life mottos is "You're never too old to peddle that pussay," but Pamela Anderson is doing it wrong. Someone Fabreeze her ass down, because the desperation wafting off of her is starting to reek! AND those eyebrows. I cannot condone that kind of fuggery. It looks like she painted them on with a BIC and not a Sharpie. How dreadful! Somebody give her a caramel square and a cup of Sleepytime tea.
At least Pamela Anderson flashed her moth-eaten crotch for a good cause. Pammy was one of the guests at last night's Life Ball, an annual AIDS charity event in Vienna.
Katy Perry, Sister Sledge, Eva Longwhoria (FOR WHY?!!!!), Fran Drescher, Bill Clinton, Richie Rich and Amanda Lepore also mingled among the rainbow-covered unicorns. Put on your sunglasses before you look at these pictures or else you might get glitter in your eyes.



Hooot muffin top, Pam.
What the fuck this is not okay... And what the FUCK is that last picture of in the pink? Ughhh. I literally shivered with disgust looking at it.
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I saw Katy perform last week in Dallas. She was very humble, very chatty, very appreciative for her life as it is now and said so. I have no problem with her. She wears flats because she was bouncing around the stage like a maniac.....the girl seemed very down to earth...really! She was also very cute.
Submitted by readygreen on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:04am.
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GO AWAY SPAMMERS! Did you think changing the tone of your stupid message and no obvious link means we don't realized ?!
I've always liked Pam Anderson in an off-kilter sort of way, but she is the prefect example of what happens to women that have nothing to offer the world other than their looks.
Near zero personality and talents?
We're still waiting!
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I thought Rihanna was a no talent...BUT, Katy Perry is worse!.
It is crazy,isn't it? Did you see more hot pics about her? I did. It's on “richcupids.com”. She put them on her nice profile there. She is sexy.
Re: Pam Anderson.
What's her appeal again? I don't get it. She used to be really pretty, but now she looks like as though the "old" Pam Anderson died and is rotting underneath the orange spray tan and layers of foundation... she's kind of creepy looking, IMO.
Re: Katy Perry
Oh, let me guess, she's now a "spokeswoman" for gay rights because of that shitty barsexual anthem "I Kissed a Girl".
In reality, Katy Perry's an embarassment to the GLBT community. I find "I Kissed a Girl" to be exploitative of sexuality, immature, tacky, and overall just outright fucking slutty.
She's as counterproductive in aiding homosexuality as Tila Tequila. People are already ignorant enough toward gay people; Katy Perry's behavior as a "bisexual" (which I'm totally not buying, btw) only enforces the attitudes held by bigots and uninformed hicks that all homosexuals are promiscuous, commitophobic, and "immoral". Because of Katy Perry's fucking issues, more batshit people view homosexuality as a threat and blame STDs like AIDS on gays.
She needs to fuck off.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:20am.
When is Katy Perry going to get over this whole 1940's fashion thing?
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When is Katy Perry going to get over this whole 1940's fashion thing? Chicks like her are fucking annoying- you know, the ones who completely rely on 1 period of time in our history for their fucking style. You're not in high school anymore, bitch.
katy's flats look like shit she should be wearing sky high heels otherwise can't fault her
Pamela Anderson has aged terribly in the face, just as she has been for a couple of years and people keep on hiring her, like she doesn't get that the sexy act is over and that she is putting herself out there for people to laugh at. Dressing like that, with those overexaggerated fake boobs like she is 21 is just not possible with her face lookin so old and rough. Holy makeup can't reverse the damage she's done to herself....she's a walking, talking joke.
Whoa nelly! Sister Sledge?! That's AWESOME!
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Sister Sledge was my 1st concert I attended, they were the opening act for CHIC @ Six Flags Atlanta in 1979.. (cripes..Im old..)
did Bill cigar bang Fran Drescher later? one does wonder...
Amanda LePore, fierce, beyond , as ever, Dr. Frank N.Furter was right "Dont dream it , BE it!"!
Katy Perry's songs are cute but live she is a tone deaf flat foot who CANT pull it off , ever.. yawn...
Pammy is soo tired with that leftover Madge boombox graffitti'd for street validation... what is her "act" anyways?
Nice to see all the queens good and bad bringing the glamour to Vienna, Life Ball used to be rocking back in the day here in NYC as well,alas, no more..... too bad..
10s 10's 10's ACROSS the board bitches..
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:31pm.
Even Pams boobs are not enough to save her career if that's what you could call it.
Her hair looks like it just survived a racoon attack.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:28pm.
Katy Perry actually has 2 things going for her. 3 if you count not being Pam Anderson.
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Katy Perry really is a minimal talent waste but I would try her clam dip.
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Goddamn, when will this old whore hang it up?
You'd think that she would stop this insanity out of respect to her children. She has no shame - and no class.
i was reading a blind item recently that her ex kid rock, who pretends to be totally over her, is actually obsessed with her. kid seems kind of sad, i think she broke his heart and even though he knows shes a diseased whore, he still loves her deeply and can't get over her. kid rock has never married anyone as far as i know, he has his son from an early relationship, but pamela i think was his one true love. very sad, she makes her money on these club apperances and stuff. i feel bad for kid rock. he knows better yet he secretly pines for her.. poor kid rock!!!!!!
I kinda feel bad for Pammy...She's becoming the old whore version of a dementia patient who sometimes makes it to the terlit before he/she pisses/shits him/herself...You congratulate them when they do...and it's cruel to laugh at them when they don't (so you wait 'til later...I KEED)...Don't laugh at Pammie...she made it to the proverbial old whore terlit...CONGRATS PAMMIE! (Ok, I know she didn't really make it to the O.W. terlit, but shhhhhhhh...let's be nice and pretend she did) CONGRATS PAMMIE!
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Pam really gives Amanda Lepore a run for the money in the plastic sweepstakes!
Put it away, Pammy, everyone's seen it already.
Pammy looks like she belongs on a David LaChapelle shoot.
I was SO hoping for a pic of Clinton posing next to Amanda Lepore!
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Pammie was looking (relatively) clean & fresh for a minute a few weeks ago. Guess that look takes too much maintenance?
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Katy Perry looks like Baby's sister from Dirty Dancing- when she was singing the Hula Song.
What's there to say about Pam? I liked her and always thought she was in on the joke. Now, she is the joke. Wake up Pammy!! I hope she's not a drug addict, that would be sad.
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Submitted by toni on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:07pm.
Agreed. It's like she's trying to become some kind of camp queen, but she's always been ridiculous, so it just looks desperate.
Performance is one of my favorite movies, btw.
Anyone seen Pam in the ... flesh? I'm wondering if the camera adds 10 pounds of fugly.
I don't know anything about Katy Perry and am going to keep it that way.
Katy Perry is making a very good case for stiletto heels. Those flat shoes are a big mistake.
I'm sorry Michael. I love 'ya, but some of these homos are just too weird. Pamela Anderson is about as shag nasty as it gets. Katy Perry gives me a major boner though. I bet Bill Clinton was trying to suck her titties all night.
The sex bomb act only goes so far, she's not Mamie Van Doren. She could have extended her routine by not being so low end, marrying Paris's ex porn tape costar or white trash hasbeen musicians, but I guess that's what she is. She didnt take care of her skin either, so at 40 she looks like an old crack addicted hooker. It's sad when that happens to a woman.
Wow, Sally Kirkland looks good.
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They are all so gross esp Pam which I wont even go into...Katy doesnt have a horrible body, but there is just something wrong with her overall that is so unappealing. Her tits look too big & saggy & her legs & ass are all wrong for the outfits she wears...Plus, her face is like a retarded version of Zooey Deschanel.
Holy crap! She looks horrible!!!! How much lower will she sink to try and get attention? Pam always reminded me of those girls in the audience at a Bon Jovi concert who sits on someones shoulders and lifts her shirt up....only if she did it now she would scare everyone to death.
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And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Pam out trannies the real trannis. jesus christ.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I want to go! but , yeah, Pam does need to retire....
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That is just plain sad. Give it up Pam.
Katy Perry DOES need to go away.
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Katy Perry needs to go away.
Are Katy Perry's tits real? She is annoying but I will say she has some nice boobs.
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What a freak show!! Why is Bill Clinton there? Why is Eva Longwhoria everywhere lately?
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:01pm.
Is the dude/bodyguard behind longwhoria and parker the janitor from scrubs?
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God I hope so. At least there would be a worthy star in the photo.
Whoever said that shit about Katy Perry in flats is spot on as well as her being annoying. Her legs in flats are even more annoying. She should try singing and sorta dancing in heels, I'm sure she'd get much more acclaim. Performing in flats is LAZY!!!
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Chew 'em up and spit 'em out! Ancient Tampons go on forever. (Like about one week longer...at best.)
Actually Pam DOES belong there. She's turned herself into a caricature of a woman, not unlike Amanda Lepore and all the other trannies.
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Bill Clinton seems out of place in this mess actually. Maybe not...maybe he likes crazy lookin' hos and hot messes.
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Is the dude/bodyguard behind longwhoria and parker the janitor from scrubs?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:37pm.
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We like to spread the H8. Though I did skip over Eva Longoria because I'm in a good Eurovision mood. Otherwise she would have been skewered.
Oops, I stand corrected. Some of you did actually pick up on Perry's high annoyance factor. It's nice to know that I'm amidst very smart people.
Everyone is commenting on Pam. Am I the only one who finds this Perry woman equally annoying? If she is as talented as she thinks she is why would she perform in a next-to-nothing costume? I'd like to recommend her for the first civilian moon flight.
Jebus... someone needs to tell ol' grandma anderson that her trying to act "Sexhay" at her age ain't helping. She needs to sit the fuck down, take her medimucial, take a nap & get ready for the early bird special at Marie Callendars. Damn, she's just nasty...
PS - Someone please explain to me the allure of shaving off your eyebrows, then painting them back on. I just don't get that whole thing...