They Paid Too Much: Part II
Jennifer Aniston is kind of insane. And she's really "polar bear diving crazy" when it comes to her hair. A couple of months ago, there was a rumor that Jenny made FOX pay almost $80,000 to fly her hairslave, Chris McMillan, to Europe where she was promoting that dead dog movie. Well, when it came time to shoot Management, Maddox's greatest rival wanted to go for a homelier look (all together now...HA!), but didn't want to touch her precious locks. So Jenny got Chris to customize a wig. The total price came to (read this in a Kanye CAPS-LOCK scream) $10,000!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!! For fucking real! Someone got tricked! The kitchen ass wig laying at the bottom of my closet from ten Halloweens ago (I was Mimi from the Heartbreaker video. DON'T ASK) looks better than that!
The hairstylist on the film told People, “She wanted to look very different, but didn’t want to cut or dye her hair. The color was very complimentary on her. She’s got wonderful warm skin. With that blond hair, she’s very known as Jennifer Aniston and I think sometimes that takes away from watching the story."
Yeah, um, that bitch still looks like Rachel from Friends. Even if they put a $10,000 wig on her chin, she'd still look like Jennifer Aniston. WIG FAIL.
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This is a recent pic????!!! Nu uh this totally look like Rachael back in her waitressing years
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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TCC - It's def possible since there have been stories of media control by the holy duo for a while, but I think that Angelina would choose a way more hateful story than, this dumb bitch is too good for some Feria hair color and bought a busted ass wig for 10Gs
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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I changed my post!
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Anyone else find it suspect that People is reporting this? The Mag made a grip load off of the Brangelina photos. I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but there might be a bit of truth behind what Jolie's bodyguard has said about the saint trying to ruin Jennifer Aniston's rep in the public eye. Supposedly it was also her people who started the rumors that Jennifer Aniston didn't want children with Bradley. Hmmm. It's a stretch, but you never know.
A wig?? This whole post is about a wig!? Some stars blow 10,000 in 15 minutes on gum.
I did this for you sluttsville. I do EVERYTHING for you. I watch you when you're sleeping. I photograph your grocery purchases too.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Submitted by Secret Original on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:18am.
Is this a photo of her with the wig? Is it on her head? Because she doesn't look any different to me.
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ha ha! seriously! I don't see a change AT ALL. I always thought that part of the thrill of acting is to lose yourself in your characters, and to do that she has got to be willing to step outside of her teeny tiny homemade box a little. I mean, what person with the money and access to change it has the exact same hair for like 15years. What is the point of even having a personal stylist?
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:29am.
A wig?? This whole post is about a wig!? Some stars blow 10,000 in 15 minutes on shitty sex.
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You would have made a better point if you had used the word "sandwich", "cellphone", "dog collar", but sometimes even shitty sex is better than none at all.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:36am.
umm baby, nobodoy does justjard quite as good as you.
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Fucka doodle-do.
What kind of actress is she? She couldn't even dye her hair for a role? $10,000 for a goddamn wig. Pffft.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:04am.
Don't you have some crawfish to suck? *playing "Kryptonite"*
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Oh you, I've got a few more hours until the music begins, but I'll be thinking of you when they play "Duck and Run".
I recall older pics of Jenn and her hair was similar to that color. I can't blame her for preferring a wig to coloring her hair, however $10k for an accessory that was attached to a Halloween tavern girl costume seems a tad to excessive.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:56am.
Don't you have some crawfish to suck? *playing "Kryptonite"*
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I like JA. She's a helluva lot classier than that nutcracker Trampolina. Her career choices, though, except for The Good Girl have been meh. SHe is heading for Meg Ryanville on the express train with no stopping. I wonder if Friends will be the highlight of her career. Perhaps TV is the best place for her.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:50am.
What are you doing in this thread, the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon contest thread is that way.
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Hahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why with all the advances in the world, can no one make a wig that looks natural? $10,000 for that and I can still tell it's a ratty ass wig!
I hate wigs, extensions, falls, braids, anything. They all look like crap, and they NEVER look real. Look at those poor girls on ANTM, when Tyra forces them to get extentions, you feel bad at how horrible the girls look when they have them.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If Maniston wants that Academy Award, she's going to have to pack on 50 pounds, shave her head, and/or fug herself up.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:50am.
What are you doing in this thread, the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon contest thread is that way.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:53am.
She's so pathetic that she tried to participate in the Masturbate-A-Thon Champion, but even her hand rejected her.
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LOL! Even the dildos were like, "No TENGA, Mami! AyE!"
She's so pathetic that she tried to participate in the Masturbate-A-Thon Champion, but even her hand rejected her.
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honey, that woman needs more than just a wig on her head to make her an actress and so far, I ain't seen it - it's called TALENT. I work with show biz 'ho's and think I am eminently qualified to say that I've seen wooden boards who are better actors. this homely-ass, douchette really needs to get out of her "Rachel" persona and FAST 'cos otherwise her career is headed straight to Meg Ryanville and it ain't gonna be pretty.
Isn't it Wardrobe's responsibility to find an actor the right wig? She and Madonna have the most relentless PR people on earth.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:44am.
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All HollyWeird skanks are the same in every role.
ALL OF THEM!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Love you Slim! Cut right to the gist.
She acts exactly the same in every part she does, she cannot act at all.
Pathetic creature, forever destined to be a second rate sitcom character, a whiner, and the beta female who loses EVERY man to superior, more charismatic females.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Am I wrong in thinking that those eyebrows are Chola-ish?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I just can't believe MK didn't comment on those almost chola-like brows.
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How could they possibly make this bitch look any homelier than she already is?
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Why people hate so much on her, I still like her. I dont understand the hate for her.I really dont
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OMGZ! sHE is LIKE SO DESPERATE! iT fiGURes ALL tHe FaT dUmPeD CoWS on Dlisted LOVE HER! WHY do'T YoU All just take your DRYED UP OVarieS AnD gO eAT a another PIE! SHe wILL never be as GOoD as mah BELOVED GOdDesS ANGIE!!! Brad and Angie 2GEtHer 4 EVER!!!!
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I kind of like the brown on her - and I like the shorter length.
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Don't hate her, don't like her: she just makes it sooo easy to harsh on her.
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Can't stop loling at that.
Please, remember that shit about Hayden Panetierre?
http://www.celebitchy.com/23408/hayden_panettieres_hair_costs_heroes_pro...
That was from November, and just the other day I saw it pointed out on another blog that she is still wearing a wig on Heroes, and not only is she wearing a wig, but the wig is made to look like her own hair, which makes NO sense.
Hollywood is fucking retarded.
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Well, I like her. I don't get all the hatred that follows this woman. She's a helluva lot better than most of Hollywood's skanks.
And this is reason number 5067 why this bitch can never be a real actor . . . she wont cut or color her lame ass hair . . . seriously, go the fuck away already.
I thought the story was going to be about how she showed up to the materbate-a-thon seeking donations.
Somehow I doubt that Masanobu Sato was using this pic to win the title.
Other than that, meh.
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She is so over-rated, she's ugly as sin
Is this a photo of her with the wig? Is it on her head? Because she doesn't look any different to me.
"...With that blond hair, she’s very known as Jennifer Aniston and I think sometimes that takes away from watching the story."
TOTALLY agree!
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Aniston is straight out boring. Cut your hair a bit, break out of that friggin' rut...
DO something spontaneous: not everything in life is going to continue as is... make the most of your money and body and sparkle a bit - change is GOOD.
Ho hum...
$10,000.00 would definitely help her St. Jude's "work" too... She should have just handed that money over to the wigmakers for Cancer patients.
They should have given her the Gosselin.
LOVE her !!
plus, that's an ugly hair color 4 her. makess her look fitty.
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Chris is laughing is ass all the way to the bank. Homelier look? I think she does homely quite well just as she is.
i hope bitch dint get her new wig from locks of love hair.
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