They Paid Too Much: Part II

Charlize Theron gained like 30 pounds for a movie but this bitch who does not have half the talent or looks could not even get a stupid hair cut or dye job for her profession. How she calls herself an actress i will never know.

You guys must know her hair is naturally curly. Mine turns out just like hers when I straighten it but as for it being curly naturally, if I Could have someone doing it everyday, i'd be a diva too. Its a pain in the ass! I don't blame her!

I've never seen a whole episode of Friends. 10 mins was about all I could stomach, especially after I read that it strictly follows the old TV formula - comment, comment, joke. Character1 says (A), other character says (B), character1 says funny line. Repeat ad nausea.

Michael Caine remarked that a talented actor will look at a script and ask how can I change to fill this role, while a less talented actor asks how can they change the role to suit me (believe me, I'm paraphrasing) Ms. Aniston falls into the latter category.

I'm still amazed that any studio even casts her in a movie let alone pay all that money for a dye job I could have done with a brush and a box of Clairol Dye ($3.99 on sale). Every character she plays is a spin off of Rachael and 99% of her films tank. Marley and Me was the exception and that was because the dog was the most marketable star in the film.

Her thin lips are the least of her problems...Thinner lips really work for some people & they still maintain a high level of attractiveness, but her face has other issues that raise concern. Aniston with fuller lips in my mind doesnt change her into someone more attractive, Aniston with a whole different jaw bone & chin, now that changes things for the better. Personally, I wouldnt look twice if I saw her anywhere, especially if she was dressed like someone with a regular income. The only part of her that may get my attention would be her shiny hair, other than that, eh. I think Friends sucked too by the way. I could stomach maybe half an episode a year if that.

People Magazine used to be a decent mag now its just like the rest. Thats got to be the dumbest story ever.

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Meh, that doesn't really bother me whether she did or didn't. She still seems fine, or relatively decent for that matter.

And she's boring to look at, but seriously? She doesn't have a fucking arm growing out of her skull. If I saw her as a non-famous person shopping around at Wal Mart, I'd consider her an attractive woman in her early forties.

And on that note, I'm going to refer to the comment I made a few nights ago: If you don't have the same exact hair, bone structure, or body as everyone else, everyone just thinks you're so ugly. Her lips are thin, but at least they're proportional in comparison to Mange's chapped sphincter lips...which, btw, look a little deflated lately.

Rotten peach of scrotum

"... made FOX pay almost $80,000 to fly her hairslave, ... a $10,000 wig ..."

I kinda love this newsbits proving that movie piracy is the only way. The film industry is way too loaded to be in need of our money.

That is a wig. It's a lace front, they're very undetectable. Tyra, Beyonce, Paris, lots of other celebreties wear them regularly. You don't need to pay $10K for one though. You can get a lace front that looks just like that for about $300

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OK Why is this bitch still popular? I hated her in friends ... I hated Friends period ... She really has no talent. She only plays parts that she doesn't have to work real hard at. She really isn't that pretty. I think she's just like any over priced call girl in a skanky wig. If she'll pay that much for a wig I wonder what she'll pay for sex?

Submitted by Am on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:22pm.
This is why she's not a REAL actress. She won't do a role which requires a physical change on her part. It's just fucking hair!!!
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Well, that and she can't act at all.

Oh for christ sake -like who gives a shit??
Im sure Aniston is no more or no less of a demanding ho like most of Hollywood and as for the hairstylist on the movie saying that "her being Jenifer Aniston takes away from the movie"-like shes some raving beauty or something-what an arse kisser this person is!
Christ these people are vapid....
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if i had her hair i wouldnt mess with it either

Umm I hate to be a party pooper but, that doesnt look like a wig to me.

Uhmmmm...

wasn't Rachel hot in like season 1 and 2?
What the shit happened to her?
Jenny from the Cuckoo's Nest and that ReeseCups broad need to go get chin-reductions together.

I never could figure out all the big fuss about her hair. How every time she did something to it, half the women in America ran to the salons waving her picture. BFD, in my opinion.

Still fug,can't fix hers..it runs to the core.

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She is such a plain Jane and she has no presence whatsoever on the screen. I am not sure who she is fucking, but she has to be fucking the right person to be put in any movie.

“She wanted to look very different, but didn’t want to cut or dye her hair." So they chose something like her normal hair color, but just without hihglights? Why not black or more red? This is idiotic. She looks as homely as usual.

I completely agree with MK here. The wig looks ridiculously fake. I watched the trailer for this movie and I couldn't even focus on the storyline because the wig was so damn distracting. No lie! You couldn't pay me to go see this film. No siree.

Hear the movie sucked.

I'll tell you what's a great movie... Star Trek. I thought it would totally suck.
Excellent movie, honest. And there are some casting surprises (Tyler Perry as an Admiral and Wynona Ryder as Spock's mom. Yeah, his mom).

All the actors were heads-above Aniston. Try as she might, she's too dull an actress to really make a difference.
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I like Jen. That said, she is in desperate need of a change. I'm fond of her general style, but you'd think she'd experiment more with her look. (I did read her say once that her hair is like her armor. Back when she had that above-the-shoulders bob toward the end of "Friends" - a cut I loved on her - she felt exposed and uncomfortable.)

wooooah! that's a wig? i hella didn't even think that was JA!
oh dear this thing has gone on tooooo long
wish there would be some true news about these fuckwits, i like jen, i admire any real work anjho has done and brad beh just let us leave him out of it he has no say.
they should just fuck up already
i'm no fan of either party but get the feeling jen doesn't play the game so much as angelho
fuckem all
the kids can all speak every language and probably are experienced enough to handle being taken to a real family so let us put the 3 titles in a locked room with no weapons but mental fuckery and see who comes out alive.
poor kids.

i swear im not boner lookin at HER!

girl should just go back to FRIENDS....

Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 2:07pm.
I'm officially sick of this cunt. GO AWAY bitch.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:39pm.
Personally, I dont think anyone really cares whether she shoots a kid out of her cooch hole. She's just LAME. BORING. BLAH. TIRED. PLAYED. DATED. PITIFUL. UNTALENTED. Did I mention LAME.
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AGREE AGREE AGREE! Why are there so many whiny, worshipful, crazy jenloonies on Dlisted who even in another post was crazy enough to say that MK and Dlisted is a pro-jen and anti-Angie site. Are they fucking crazy? Haven't they read MK's posts or are they dreaming?

Jen is a boring self centered whiny irritating bland narcissistic person who creates all these shit about herself by having fake romances with her leading men to promote her films and her career. So serves her right.

I can't stand this crybaby bitch. All the money she makes, and she still can't commit to her work enough to get a friggin' haircut. I wish someone would sneak up on her and lop off a big chunk of her hair. She'd probably refuse to leave her house for two years.

well MK if you hadn't gone for DListed as a title for your selfblogilation you could have gone with 'DON'T ASK' That would have been very you. With Jen the hair is doing half the acting so I can see why she would not do a radical change in hairstyle.

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:33pm.

The media are a bunch of assholes, I am so sick of women being portrayed as 'weak', 'whiny' or 'desperate' when they choose not to have kids. Please how come no one lays into Cameron Diaz? She is only 4 years younger then Jen with a track record of break ups and with no desire for children.

I think it might be because Cameron Diaz has stated to the media a few times that she never wants to get married and enjoys the single life. Jennifer has said that she would like to re-marry and have kids. I don't know why they make such a big deal out of people who choose not to have kids. It is lame.

Somebody should shave all her hair off. It looks stupid anyway.

she looks like Deloris Claiborne.

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I'm officially sick of this cunt. GO AWAY bitch.

Submitted by Am on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:22pm.

Exactly...There is a story about when they asked Sigourney Weaver to shave her head for one of her Alien movies, she said "OK... But it is going to cost you."

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:43pm.

Thanks, brotha!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:33pm.

I love Jen and I think she is beautiful and down to earth. I hope at 40 I look half as amazing as she does. Funny that you NEVER hear anything positive about Jen but yet she never does anything mean or spiteful. The media are a bunch of assholes, I am so sick of women being portrayed as 'weak', 'whiny' or 'desperate' when they choose not to have kids...
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A-fucking-men. To me, Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, rich, and a good person. Why in hell does everyone slag on her? WTF did she ever do to deserve that?

She needs a "Kate" do. Hell, she could play Kate Gosselin in the made-for-tv movie.

@sparkle:

For reals. Every times she comes up I wonder why I'm supposed to care.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:50am.

Isn't it Wardrobe's responsibility to find an actor the right wig? She and Madonna have the most relentless PR people on earth.
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You said it, sista!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:33pm.

The media are a bunch of assholes, I am so sick of women being portrayed as 'weak', 'whiny' or 'desperate' when they choose not to have kids. Please how come no one lays into Cameron Diaz? She is only 4 years younger then Jen with a track record of break ups and with no desire for children.
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Personally, I dont think anyone really cares whether she shoots a kid out of her cooch hole. She's just LAME. BORING. BLAH. TIRED. PLAYED. DATED. PITIFUL. UNTALENTED. Did I mention LAME. There is nothing at all appealing about this chick to me and there never was. Her life choices have nothing to do with it. I just cant for the life of me figure out what it is about this broad that people pay good money to see. I cant even actively dislike her. She's too boring to inspire distaste.

He best feature is her hair. I would not mess w/it either. I also think she has grown out of that "beach girl long hair do" I think she is at an age where she needs something a little bit more her sophisticated.

This is why she's not a REAL actress. She won't do a role which requires a physical change on her part. It's just fucking hair!!!

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"...Please how come no one lays into Cameron Diaz? She is only 4 years younger then Jen with a track record of break ups and with no desire for children...."

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You forgot ugly and greasy skinned. Although Aniston's still uglier.

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I love Jen and I think she is beautiful and down to earth. I hope at 40 I look half as amazing as she does. Funny that you NEVER hear anything positive about Jen but yet she never does anything mean or spiteful. The media are a bunch of assholes, I am so sick of women being portrayed as 'weak', 'whiny' or 'desperate' when they choose not to have kids. Please how come no one lays into Cameron Diaz? She is only 4 years younger then Jen with a track record of break ups and with no desire for children. Face it this is how things are today, women want a LIFE not children. Women want to live, they want to be free, they want to make money and enjoy life. Some of us have no desire to change nappy's for a living and cry over stretch marks and our destroyed bodies.
I am SOOO SICK of 30 being considered old, 40 considered a 'cougar' and no kids and no husband considered a 'failure'. Ugh its fuckin lame.

$10,000 for something you can neither drive nor live in is dumb.

Then again, I think something's living in that wig.

Haha! I think you're right Molotov Cocktease! The wig however is furnished by wardrobe and costuming. She's wearing a lace front wig in that pic. Tyra, Beyonce, Gwen Stefani, Nicole Kidman and countless other celebs wear them as well.

80k for a hair style is beyond ridic, particularly with the huge layoffs at the studios.

Jen, your job is actress. You're supposed to play other people.
If she's only a one-trick-pony, then that's not good enough.

And the wig......makes her look like she's 40. :P
Could team up with Kim Zolsknikak's (or whatever the name is) wig.....

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:36am.
A wig?? This whole post is about a wig!? Some stars blow 10,000 in 15 minutes on gum.
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Bwahahaahahahaaha, zomay.

What are you people bitching about $10,000 for a wig, Oprah spends that much on a pack of Big Red gum.