Is Adrien Brody Si-Si-Si-SINGLE?!
Stick a taser gun up my ass, because I think it's about to go crazy at the thought of Adrien Brody being back on the market! Star Magazine (via Celebitchy) says that Adrien's SLUT girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky, left his precious Afghan Hound heart broken after she quit him for Olivier Martinez. I'm not posting Elsa's picture here, because I don't want that skank tramp defacing this site with her whore bag mug!
A source tells the magazine that Elsa wasn't ready to settle down, so Adrien, being the caring soul that he is, released her back into the world hoping that one day she would fly back into his heart. But instead that low-rent trollop flew right into Olivier Martinez's buttery skin baguette and she's been down there ever since. The source said that Elsa and Olivier are even hunting for a whore den to share in Paris.
I just knew there was something off about that skank Elsa! Tacky Pataky is what she should go by from now. How dare that harlot do that to my gorgeous Adrien? After all he's done for her! Adrien needs comforting, doesn't he? Come here, Adrien. Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again.
But seriously, Tacky Pataky better watch it! If I ever see her big ass whore face around these parts, I'm gonna finally put those razors I keep in my hair (chola's secret) to good use. THAT BITCH!
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The C word on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:02pm
*polishes shank, puts on gloves*
Thank you slut.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
shouldn't this be filed under the "who cares" news?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:00pm.
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*hands LA her best shank*
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It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
Nice upgrade, Elsa!
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Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
BITCHHWORE! STEP AWAY FROM OLIVIER!!!
I don't know who she is exactly but I HATE HER!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Are you sure that source is right? In the newest edition of the spanish magazine Cuore the published a couple of recent pictures of Pataky and Adrien being all lovey-dovey. In Spain they were saying she was seeing some other unknown guy, no mention of Olivier Martinez.
how did this twat win an oscar for the Pianist? "Ok brody, run around and look skeered". Oh yea thats right, it was about the holocaust
ps darjeeling limited sucked
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
I had never even heard of this chick until a few days ago when ppl here were talking about how much in love they were and how sweet it was. You bitches jinxed him!
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
isn't Martinez gay??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I hate that whore...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!