Is Adrien Brody Si-Si-Si-SINGLE?!
Stick a taser gun up my ass, because I think it's about to go crazy at the thought of Adrien Brody being back on the market! Star Magazine (via Celebitchy) says that Adrien's SLUT girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky, left his precious Afghan Hound heart broken after she quit him for Olivier Martinez. I'm not posting Elsa's picture here, because I don't want that skank tramp defacing this site with her whore bag mug!
A source tells the magazine that Elsa wasn't ready to settle down, so Adrien, being the caring soul that he is, released her back into the world hoping that one day she would fly back into his heart. But instead that low-rent trollop flew right into Olivier Martinez's buttery skin baguette and she's been down there ever since. The source said that Elsa and Olivier are even hunting for a whore den to share in Paris.
I just knew there was something off about that skank Elsa! Tacky Pataky is what she should go by from now. How dare that harlot do that to my gorgeous Adrien? After all he's done for her! Adrien needs comforting, doesn't he? Come here, Adrien. Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again.
But seriously, Tacky Pataky better watch it! If I ever see her big ass whore face around these parts, I'm gonna finally put those razors I keep in my hair (chola's secret) to good use. THAT BITCH!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:27pm.
I'm kinda dense. :) *going to Wiki*
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:03pm.
The 68 position is one of my favorites. What that you ask? You do me and I'll owe you one. Have a nice night!
Freebird, you leg is up on the headboard.
sheeps, you need a map? the genitals!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:10pm.
*taking notes* What are "sex parts"?
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LMAO!
Fuck Olivier Martinez! He was fucking around on Kylie when that bitch was going through chemo. He's scum!
Adrien is the kind of guy you fuck for a solid six hours and then spend the next six years blocking it out.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:10pm.
and decide in advance who's gonna cum first, then the person who's not going to cum can just play without putting alot of effort into it, then after, they can go to town on the already ready sex parts.
*taking notes* What are "sex parts"?
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Submitted by simoneenomis on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:13pm.
Well this may be the best thing I've heard all week.
Guys, its time to break out your slut attire, morals and behavior 'cause we're going hunting for an Adrien Brody.
Now who's with me?
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Go ahead and sign me up. I want to live in the castle and I love a good tub. If I have to rub on him, I will at least be amused when I think about MK calling him an Afgan Hound. And fuck it, I am going to try out that 'nose in the twat' and report back to y'all.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:03pm.
Resident sex expert and all around whore the hoff says the best 69 is when both of you lay on your sides.
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Good point! I don't think I have ever done that. I'm stunned. Anywhorehoff, I assume the guy can just lay there for the most part, but do us girls have to kind of lift a leg?
Well this may be the best thing I've heard all week.
Guys, its time to break out your slut attire, morals and behavior 'cause we're going hunting for an Adrien Brody.
Now who's with me?
And who ever said the Darjeeling Limited was a bad movie is lie telling!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:03pm
and decide in advance who's gonna cum first, then the person who's not going to cum can just play without putting alot of effort into it, then after, they can go to town on the already ready sex parts.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:03pm.
Resident sex expert and all around whore the hoff says the best 69 is when both of you lay on your sides.
good point. takes away the spreading of the ass cheeks by the person on top
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Resident sex expert and all around whore the hoff says the best 69 is when both of you lay on your sides.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:43pm.
69 is the most overrated position EVER! I hate 69!
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It is but if you have to do it, it's much better and easier if you are on top of him i/o the other way around. He's on top and you get choked with his chicken.
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Seriously, that is good solid 69 advice.
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I've never actually done it, of course. I just read it in a book. Yeah yeah, that's the ticket.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:43pm.
69 is the most overrated position EVER! I hate 69!
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It is but if you have to do it, it's much better and easier if you are on top of him i/o the other way around. He's on top and you get choked with his chicken.
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Seriously, that is good solid 69 advice.
"Nice upgrade, Elsa!"
My thoughts exactly!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:49pm.
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EWWWW!!!! Either way you're in for an unlucky Kleenex. Well, when do Kleenex ever have it good?
I like where this thread is going...dlisted style!*does snake and cabbage patch*
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:43pm.
Now Oliver on the otherhand.......
I know - if you're going to be a starfucker, go big. And I don't mean big nose.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:49pm.
Can you imagine what would be on the kleenex after you blew your nose? God, it would be SICK! (ewww, just made myself gross out! *vomit*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
69ing is STUPID. Like hekki said, do one at a time. 69 seems like the kinda position where people are in a rush and nobody wants to go without for one session, so you hop on top of each other and do it at the same time. what's the rush?
OT- IF this story is true, Adrien's bitch traded up. But it really seemed like Adrien was crazy about her. Too bad so sad.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
I'm sorry ,hate to repeat this but , HE BOUGHT HER A CASTLE!!!
http://www.laineygossip.com/Adrien_Brody_and_Elsa_Pataky_show_off_their_...
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Remember that classic line from Carrie Bradshaw on Sex in the City? - "The 69 has not been appreciated since 1969.
Submitted by Provolone: "only a french guy WOULD die from a snowglobe. sissy french!"
LOL!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:44pm.
I am just not turned on by having myself penetrated by someone's nose.
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I know! LOL! That has never even been a kinky thought in my head. Ewwwww.
Submitted by M.E.:" 69 is the most overrated position EVER! I hate 69!"
ME TOO. I like to concentrate on giving or receiving. You can't do either in a 69. Plus, I really don't want Mr. Hekki's nose in my crack.
And I think Adrian is so ugly he's hot.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:43pm.
69 is the most overrated position EVER! I hate 69!
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It is but if you have to do it, it's much better and easier if you are on top of him i/o the other way around. He's on top and you get choked with his chicken.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
You know what they say about men with large noses...
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Subordinates plan and do...
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
hahaha. ewww.
this is the guy from unfaithful?...bwahahaha. only a french guy WOULD die from a snowglobe. sissy french!
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
I am just not turned on by having myself penetrated by someone's nose. Call me weird, but that's just not appealing to me in he least. Wish he and Martinez would open their fucking eyes!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
69 is the most overrated position EVER! I hate 69!
I don't find Aidrian hot. At all.
Now Oliver on the otherhand.......
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:33pm.
i can see why you bitches would like brody...in the 69 position he can give you clitoris stimulation AND vaginal penetration
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Little consolation when your face is nuzzled in their asshole.
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OMG! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:33pm.
i can see why you bitches would like brody...in the 69 position he can give you clitoris stimulation AND vaginal penetration
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Little consolation when your face is nuzzled in their asshole.
If this is true, Adrien is going to need a lot of love and care to get through this. A LOT OF LOVE AND CARE. A whoooooole fucking lot...*off to daydream*
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Adrien and his Pinoccio nose..who am I kidding...I'd sit on his face and tell him to lie to me over and over...LOL, so dirty so dirty..oh and Olivier could get it too...five times sideways!
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:33pm.
i can see why you bitches would like brody...in the 69 position he can give you clitoris stimulation AND vaginal penetration
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You make it sound like a bad thing....
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Adrien has got to be regretting that Life & Style tub spread now. Not surprised by this starfucker.
Speaking of chola's secrets...what happened to both of these guys eyebrows???
They are way overgroomed...dark, hairy dudes must have more manly brows!
Didn't Adrien buy this dumb whore a castle or something? Then she dumps him for Oliver?
Bitches don't know when they got it good...Oliver will tap it for a minute ,then dispose of her like a moist towelette. Stay tuned...
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
i can see why you bitches would like brody...in the 69 position he can give you clitoris stimulation AND vaginal penetration
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
They are both sooo hot! I'd have to say I would go for Adrien, he's got that "it" thing, VERY sexxxy!
LOL...luv ya MK
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Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:24pm.
I wished I were Diane Lane in UNFAITHFUL!! Olivier Martinez can fuck me anytime!!
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Oh yes.....the first scene where he seduces her...*quiver*
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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it feels like the sky opened up and let the sun in!!!!
my boo!!!!
wait!! my boo got dumped, for the ass that worked over kylie???? oh hell no!!!!
total bitch!!!
well i know who im stalking this weekend....
Say what you guys want, but Adrien is HOT!!
I wished I were Diane Lane in UNFAITHFUL!! Olivier Martinez can fuck me anytime!!
Why is Brody's nose so crooked? It looks very bizarre.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:54pm.
No, he's just french!
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Someone clue me in - the physical allure of Adrien Brody? He looks like Howard Stern with less unruly hair (and even less talent).
Adrien Brody is the fuggest creature alive... his nose should have its own zip code, and it's always pulling to the side.
Fug alert!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 5:04pm.
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De nada....have at it but just remember to pull it out when you're done - it is my best one. :)
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