Is Adrien Brody Si-Si-Si-SINGLE?!
Stick a taser gun up my ass, because I think it's about to go crazy at the thought of Adrien Brody being back on the market! Star Magazine (via Celebitchy) says that Adrien's SLUT girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky, left his precious Afghan Hound heart broken after she quit him for Olivier Martinez. I'm not posting Elsa's picture here, because I don't want that skank tramp defacing this site with her whore bag mug!
A source tells the magazine that Elsa wasn't ready to settle down, so Adrien, being the caring soul that he is, released her back into the world hoping that one day she would fly back into his heart. But instead that low-rent trollop flew right into Olivier Martinez's buttery skin baguette and she's been down there ever since. The source said that Elsa and Olivier are even hunting for a whore den to share in Paris.
I just knew there was something off about that skank Elsa! Tacky Pataky is what she should go by from now. How dare that harlot do that to my gorgeous Adrien? After all he's done for her! Adrien needs comforting, doesn't he? Come here, Adrien. Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again.
But seriously, Tacky Pataky better watch it! If I ever see her big ass whore face around these parts, I'm gonna finally put those razors I keep in my hair (chola's secret) to good use. THAT BITCH!
In spite of the penis nose I just can't help but be in love with this man. There is a hotness in him that is out of this world you know? Great actor.
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Oh please, their perfect fairy tale romance can not be over, that never happens in Hollywood...
The Star always prints false stories. Pataky is still with Adrien. Olivuer Martinez is with another woman. Elsa Pataky was in Paris preparing for an upcoming movie to be filmed in France and LA. The paps filmed her talkng to Martinez and a friend,and then Martinez was seen walking away. Elsa left to go somewhere else. Recent photos are in Cuore Magazine showing Adrien and Elsa in LA looking like boyfriend and girfriend,kissing and hugging. The Spanish Mags were working overime trying to say Elsa was with Pau Gastol(Lakers player)then jumped on Olivier Martinez being with her. The latest is the photos of Adrien and Elsa proving they are still together. The Cuore mag had to kind of retract their insinuations about Elsa being with Pau Gastol and Olivier Martinez. Besides Olivier Martinez? First of all he's too old and seedy and second he dumped Kylie because she had breat cancer. Heck,Elsa is a big contributor to the Cancer Society,don't think she would approve of him. She be a fool to dump Adrien for a lowlife like him.
He's cool. I saw his prof ile on “richcupids.com”. He's sincere, sexy and honest there since he's a certified millionaire there.
The Star magazine is nothing but trash and invents stories. Adrien is still with his girlfriend Elsa Pataky. There are recent photos of Adrien with Elsa in Los Angeles hugging and kissing and being very lovey dovey. Adrien was on Jimmy Kimmel Thursday night and looked happy and mentioned his girlfriend. Weeks ago Elsa was spotted talking with Olivier Martinez and another friend in Paris. Olivier Martinez is said to be living with an Israeli model. Leave it to Star magazine to print trash,that's why they were recently sued by Reese Witherspoon for printing something false about her. Reese won the lawsuit by the way.
Olivier is a major player and not one to settle down soon; Brody may not be as attractive but he worshipped his Elsa...
Whatever. Brody will find love again and Olivier will dump this one too.
I'd be happy to volunteer to comfort Adrien! He is my yumness!
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I'd hit both of them, that Pataky girl is a lucky Ho
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I think both of these men look dirty.
I can appreciate your vitriol, tho, MK. It's ALMOST as spicy as the posters'!
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Hey now, I can wake up to Olivier every damn morning.
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Sqinty McSquintSquint looks good for an older guy.. if I was single and 45+ I'd probably cream over him.
A.B. looks cool in a more non-traditional sense...
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 2:05am.
I speak English, I have to read them 4 times.
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Michael K, Being Dutch I have to read your average post twice before I capture the essence of your message. But everytime I do you make it worth my time. When it comes to describing parts of the human anatomy you are the King of Words. I just have to remember not to eat first.
Brody is sort of cute but he looks like he's got a overly curved cock like his nose, not fun for us tight ones! i think she made a good move, sorry Adrien, your wide boney hips and maybe peen looks like a painful fuck from a distant:(!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:59am.
Hells yeah! Roy Scheider (spellingmk ??) brought the ent-ter-tain-ment with them crazy eyes.
OT: I think my sexay-radar is broke!! Of course, that might change if either one of those two bought me a castle.
*shot*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:58am.
I'd be more interested by a thread about Chief Brody, from Jaws.
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*shot*... still nothing!
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Meh. Not feelin it. Imma gonna come back later when the alcy goggles are properly focused as see if anything changes.
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Elsa is odd. In some photos she looks smoking HOT. But in other photos she looks strange. Like she went too far with a nose job or something.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
Oliver Martini cheated on Kylie Minogue when she was sick. Dude looks like crap now. Glad she's over him. He deserves to be with a cheating skank that can't settle down b/c neither can he. I give it five minutes of fantastic fucking-NEXT.
olivier has yellow teeth...
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now olivier has sexy face!
Mmmm hard choice. Me loves Adrien like a hound dog, but Olivier is yummy, even if he's a twat and will dump her in a new york minute.... still yummy to dip into both!
She's 32 years old. I think she can make up her mind about some things, particularly men.
Submitted by Basement Baby on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:54pm.
I thought Adrien Brody was openly gay...wtf? Give it up, dude.
How would you know? You're family keeps you chained up to a radiator in the basement.
I thought Adrien Brody was openly gay...wtf? Give it up, dude.
The last time I cared about Adrien Brody was right before I saw that ridiculous photo shoot of him and his girlfriend claiming how in love they were. It was so fucking gross. Hopefully she relinquished his nuts before she jumped on Oliver Martinez's.
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Adrien deserves better; I have such a nice girl for him. ;)
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Wait, I thought Angie Jo was rubbin' her taint all over some Olivier hotness...?
Oh, hell to the naw, that hot piece did not diss St. Angie! Naw, he gonna hafta get right wif Jesus over that...(and by Jesus, I mean blow Madonna's piece...What? It's Hollywood...*dodging lightening*...)
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oh my....I would not mind mending his broken heart a million times over...
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sorry adrien but Olivier is sexyyyy.and wasn't he in Unfaithful, talk about foreshadowing.
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I'd be tempted to do fractions with either one of them.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 7:17pm.
Hey Joe, try this one: 321 Up On It
Originating in Mankato Minnesota, Matt R was credited with the term. The term refers to nutting on someones face. While the word is known by only locals, "321 Up On It" has been found being used in day to day conversations.
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Thanks Raul. If I ever umm..grow a pair of balls, I'll try it out. God willing.
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Nah... this ain't true. It's just gossip some spanish "reporters" made up cause that's just what they do... They envy Elsa so much they come up with these stories, but sadly, she's still very much his girlfriend... sigh...
Or this one: Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
Good night bitches!
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Just wanna say I'm lo-lo-lo-LOVING your post titles today, MK!
Hey Joe, try this one: 321 Up On It
Originating in Mankato Minnesota, Matt R was credited with the term. The term refers to nutting on someones face. While the word is known by only locals, "321 Up On It" has been found being used in day to day conversations.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:59pm.
33 sometimes refers to anal sex, because it looks like 2 butts, from Urban Dictionary
Olivier Martinez will ditch that bitch in a second. She's dumb for giving up that castle or whatever for a dude who would cheat on a cancer patient.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:54pm.
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What's a 33? It better be better than a leg on the headboard or a nose in the twat.
Elsa PaTACKY WHORE deserves a kick in the head, Olivier is going to cheat on her with the first tramp he comes across on the street.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again."
MK you are beyond brilliant! Such eloquence! LOL! Thanks SO MUCH! I am in a beyond bad mood today.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:03pm.
The 68 position is one of my favorites. What that you ask? You do me and I'll owe you one. Have a nice night!
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The 68? So passé. I prefer the 33.
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you're such a bunghole.
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