Monday, May 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!
Further proof that sex with Pam Anderson will turn your ox red - cliff777
Runners-up:
Due to work obligations, Salma Hayek couldn't meet her goal to breastfeed the world, so she had to send in substitutes. - Sluttsville
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts . - El Bastardo
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
Thanks Mark
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If more than a mouthful is 'too much' than what exactly is this?
Look at the tits on that Red Bull.
Salma Hayek on her way to feed more starving babies for UNICEF.
This is a load of bull tits.
That Holly Madison bikini parade got really out of hand.
And then they pushed hard on the cart 3 times .. and that children is how the boobalo was made.
Red bull gives you tits!
The latest in Chinese non-lethal weaponry. This will cause US soldiers to go into a zombie like trance while making a sucking motion.
in the words of cassie:"NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."
I see Pam is still working with Peta
A year and a half later, they're still having trouble finding enough dirt to completely bury Anna Nicole.
Photographic evidence that Chinese technology has surpassed the US.
The Korean ambassador was not pleased: "I know I ordered tits and ass, but must you all be so literal?!"
After her latest breast augmentation goes terribly wrong, Pamela Anderson is layed to rest PETA style on a dairy farm with the other milking cows.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 12:13pm.
The arrival of Chairman Wow.
LOL
Well, they certainly deserve a parade.
Mammary...all alone in the moonlight.
You beast!
What have you done with the rest of CoCo?
This is what happens when you have Joe Francis host the "Rose Bowl Parade".
Salma Hayek has made her first official trip to China as an UN ambassador.
Feeling the tug of the yoke, Peter Andre suddenly realized getting away from Jordan would not be so easy.
Not even Pamela Anderson's Red Bull habit could sustain her enormous breasts.
I guess Paul Bunyon's ex-wife got the ox AND breast implants in the divorce settlement.
Xie xie, xie your booty.
After Vista decided against Carrie Prejean day, the good people of Chula Vista honored her anyway.
The arrival of Chairman Wow.
Heidi and Spencer walk down the aisle.
Pamela Andersons new implants are made from the leftover skin from Jenner
Inside are thousands of Trojans--Trojan condoms.
Long Fat Dik was so proud when his rare red-assed yak was picked to lead the parade on Opening Day at Dollywood-China.
Pamela Anderson's career is finally given a proper burial, it's only been dead for years.
Chinese Mammorial Day Parade.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Confucius say, "Never show man titties until you are certain Red Bull come with vodka".
Woody Allen's nightmare.
-Einah
The last time two boobs were on parade down main street was when McCain/Palin came to town.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Mel Gibson's Sugar Tits order delivered.
Plastic surgeons finally created breast implants to compete with Kim Kardashian's ass.
In China, it's not Year of the Bull but Year of the Melons.
Coco's in Barcelona for her annual "changing of the implants" surgery.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
just another one of your everyday aretha franklin parades.
Don't worry Asset Protection is all over this one.
Man in back: "yea, I motorboat that".
The Phoebe Price parade, where bullshit spews out the front and big plastic globes follow.
New spy satellite technology was rolled out today in North Korea to the glee and delight of Kim "Boobs! Boobs!" Il Jong.
Construction of Dollywood in Beijing is going slower than expected.
Not to be outdone by her brother, Paul Bunyan and his blue ox Babe, his sister decides to parade her chi-chis being pulled by her red ox Posh.
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts .
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FIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTT 4EVA !!!!!
Jessica Simpson tours Mexico!
China wins the contract for Posh's new implants.
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Only 3% of the US money supply exists as physical currency. The remaining 97% is digital.
Just so you know.
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Pam Anderson is so much prettier without her face.