Monday, May 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!
Further proof that sex with Pam Anderson will turn your ox red - cliff777
Runners-up:
Due to work obligations, Salma Hayek couldn't meet her goal to breastfeed the world, so she had to send in substitutes. - Sluttsville
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts . - El Bastardo
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
Thanks Mark
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Sweetas! LMAO!!!!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 3:13pm.
Guy in front:
" HELLO !? EXCUSE ME .. my EYES are DOWN HERE!!
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haha..that was hilarious..hope you win
Coco's camel-toe is on vacation. Subbing in? Her ox-toe.
Red Ox:
it gives you boobies
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade.
In response to North Korea's recent aggression, South Korea prepares to launch a couple bazookas of their own.
Hauling these huge tits around is such a pain in the ass.
Pam Anderson didn't survive a Japanese game show.
Showing off your big titties is encouraged but if you're going full nudie please wait until you're done with your period.
Tire pedestals not incruded.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
In the successful wake of Japans' penis festival, many copy-cat attempts have emerged including this villages' celebration of boobs. . . Red Bull offered sponsorship, but a few things got kind of lost in translation. . . .
These are Tommy girl's anal beeds!
You order #37, "Coco Delight" and we deliver.
Crown safely preserved, Carrie Prejean displays her latest gift from The Donald.
Will Dolly ever tired of being the Grand Marshall in the Dollywood parade.
"Goddammit ! Nobody ever listens !!
I ordered a "huge-cock-and-bull-story" float !!"
When Heidi Montag wanted bigger implants, that stupid cow Spencer took her to the discount surgeon in Guatemala, and look what happened to her. Oh well, I always thought she was a boob.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Twenty years later, the village still talks about the day Marty Feldman got pink eye.
Salma Hayek and Red Bull team up to feed the starving children of Southeast Asia.
As the villagers laid to rest poor Giang Huu, the thought on everyone's mind was "sure the Dollymobile sounded fun, but he had to know those airbags were an accident just waiting to happen".
Guy in front:
" HELLO !? EXCUSE ME .. my EYES are DOWN HERE!! "
This is what you get when you asked those Chinamen to help you make Mah Boo turn red!
Pam Anderson's next implants.
Due to budget cuts, San Francisco introduces their new fleet of fire engines
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Finally, a gig for Lindsay.
Red Bull, it gives you things.
since peter andre gave her the boot, jordan has resorted to new methods of getting her luggage through LAX
The Japanese FINALLY found a way to distract Godzilla from destroying their cities
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Well well, Miss California's new cha cha's were just released from the Dupont factory!
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Pass me yo Stella and fries.
It's really a shame that Tara Reid thinks that these accidental titty slips will get her back into show biz...
Red Bull gives you... boobs.
I hate when the seats fall off the Mariah Carey ride at Disneyland Beijing.
The last float at Mardi Gras was deserving of the largest beads in New Orleans, Tommy Girls’ anal beads.
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
www.playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
Hey, buddy! My bull's over here!
Red Bull gives you tits...
That's the 3rd largest shrine to big tits I've seen today.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Trying to compete with Pamplona, Madrid now offers the Humiliating of the Bulls.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nip Truck
Nips on parade
The Vietnamese have always built the best booby traps.
In Communist China the best plastic surgeons watch Macgyver.
Peter got awarded the most sizeable assets from the divorce settlement.
Bull: "I'm cool with the boob job. My poor bro's back there draggin ass."
Joe Francis gets his exercise balls delivered to prison.
o....my....PAMELA (ANDERSON)...I DIDNT RECOGNIZE U WITHOUT THE MAKEUP!!
Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:02pm.
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching me.
LOL! Wowza - Nice seeing you! :)
In Wonky's Bentley, even the airbags had to match the pink paint.
Judging by the size of those eyes I think the Homer Simpson statue is going to be quite something!
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching me.
hahahahah....ELB's siggy has the word "classy" in front of sluttsville, what an oxymoron.