Monday, May 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!
Further proof that sex with Pam Anderson will turn your ox red - cliff777
Runners-up:
Due to work obligations, Salma Hayek couldn't meet her goal to breastfeed the world, so she had to send in substitutes. - Sluttsville
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts . - El Bastardo
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
Thanks Mark
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 6:55pm.
FACT: "Red Bull gives you tits" didnt sit too well with the ad execs.
Very funny!
Submitted by lazee on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:55pm.
What? You've never seen tittays before?
Nice one Lazee :)
All that's left of Scarlett Johansson after she blew a gasket listening to Megan Fox's tirade....
In the world of T&A, this was all the T in China.
PETA rushed to file a lawsuit on behalf of the bovine. Pam Anderson to appear in court sometime next month!
Salma Hayek on her world tour to breast feed all the hungry babies.
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Submitted by AXE on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 3:30pm.
Pam Anderson didn't survive a Japanese game show.
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OMG for the win! i stand by you AXE.
What? You've never seen tittays before?
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At a glance, you can't tell how really cruel this is: those belonged to the bull's mother.
Dolly Parton decided to downgrade.
Even Captain Nemo would have a hard time motorboating those.
Pamela Anderson was really pissed when her second set of tits had to be returned for repairs.
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Pass me yo Stella and fries.
Jodie Marsh just needs to quit it already!
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CoCo is really, really big in China
Top Beijing marketing agency rolls out new HOOTERS-RED BULL co-branding strategy
Salma's new husband was very understanding when he learned that her chichis would be out on tour for the world's starving children, 6 months out of the year.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
In this Detour, teams take part in a traditional Saigon ritual, in which they must first paint an ox red and then cart two gigantic knockers to Nguyen in order to receive their next clue.
Honey, I Blew up the Boobloons
Sometimes the Pammy Anderson jokes just write themselves.
The first ever Anna Nicole Smith memorial parade
First float in the Salma Hayek parade.
After a night of sake and red bull, Pammy's mammies decided to make a life for themselves.
Facing post-divorce trauma and wanting to keep her 30million pound sterling fortune intact, JORDAN resorted to importing her latest implants from the Far East.
This morning the world economy finally went tits-up, and carl figured it was time everyone in the village knew it !
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Lamb, innocent and delicious !
what peter andre got to keep in the divorce
China's attempt to redeem itself after the tainted milk fiasco was just another flaming line of bull.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
FACT: "Red Bull gives you tits" didnt sit too well with the ad execs.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Don't get many of them to the pound.
Pam Anderson to Peta's legal team, when confronted about the conflict of interest in becoming a Red Bull spokeswhore: "It's OK, guys. Like, the bull's coat was dyed with natural henna!"
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
And I thought that Pam Anderson had burned all her wedding pics with Tommy Lee.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
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In preparation for the Pope's visit to mainland China, the Vatican kindly requested the main float be "blessed". Something was lost in translation.
The Moon Bounce arrives for Kim Jong Il's birthday bash.
The Salma Hayek Festival opened today in the hometown of the famed Mexican actress, beginning with the dazzling ceremonial presentation of "Los Chi Chi's Gigantes".
Dolly Parton is BIG in China, Too !!!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 3:42pm.
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade.
hahahahaha
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Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
Can't believe they came and stole Dolly Parton's boobs...
The (things we'll never see playing) World of Warcraft Parade-2009.
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a big cup o yum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B435SzgfRk
Just another day in the life of Pamela Anderson's rack.
Lady CaCa, sans teacup, makes her Tokyo debut.
Red Bull Titty Pull
Just what this town needs, another Tampon attatched to a pair of plastic tits.
O look! A motorboat parade!
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Everyone in Crawford was so excited about the Bush-Cheney Festival. Both men rode on the float in the parade even!
Pamela Anderson takes the next logical step and just lets them parade themselves around.
This picture, taken by our latest ultra-high resolution spy drone, is proof positive that North Korea has WMDs.
City♥ ty doll! LMFAO @ "I always feel like somebody's watching me" and "draggin ass"
Cypriot villagers make procession in an attempt to ease the pain Peter Andrés divorce.