Monday, May 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!
Further proof that sex with Pam Anderson will turn your ox red - cliff777
Runners-up:
Due to work obligations, Salma Hayek couldn't meet her goal to breastfeed the world, so she had to send in substitutes. - Sluttsville
Red Bull gives you wings . Red Yak gives you enormous breasts . - El Bastardo
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
Thanks Mark
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Congrats cliff777!! *gives titty twister*
Congrats Sluttsville and my main hos ElB and Sweetas!!! XOXOXO
The Period Parade went okay. At least the death toll was lower than the PMS Parade. - Sweetas
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...and the encore: Menopause Parade.....two words:
"Mushroom Cloud"
Wonderful job everyone! Yay Slutts, ELB AND Sweetas! You guys are the masters! Congrats to Cliff777.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
...I gotta get me some Red Yak....
I had no interest in watching the games at present....I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___Meetrich Co m_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....
Whoot cliff777, congrats on the win. ♥♥♥Sweetas-girl I knew your Period Parade comment was a shoo-in, and oooooh El Bastardo, can you stop whizzing on walls & the streets long enough to be mah bottom today.
Thanks MK and Dlisters for getting this week off to a good start.
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Secoooooooond at the 2009 Masturbation Contest, I would won, but ElB yelling Fiiiiiiiirst 4evah & urinating on the streets in London caused me to jizz my pants prematurely.
Fantastic entries all of you funny horz!
BIG shout-out to mah main hooker. SWEETAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:04am.
Congrats cliff777! Very funny!
Slutty, ElB, and sweetas - very big congratulations on runners up. It's like a who's who of CT!
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I was thinking the same thing, but then there are lots of other funny peeps, too - like YOU JF! Congrats to the winners of today. Well deserved!
Congrats you bunch of funny slags!!!!
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Congrats cliff777! Very funny!
Slutty, ElB, and sweetas - very big congratulations on runners up. It's like a who's who of CT!
Congrats, Cliff777!! Slutty♥ funny as evah! LOL, ElB and hahaha *Sweetas*!
Sheeps, you can quit staring now! ;p
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
good job you fuunnay assholes! nice!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Jordan woke up one morning horrified to see that her titties had made a break for it.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Congrats cliff777!!
Slutts, ElB, and Sweetas...never has there been a funnier trifecta. WTG yet again!
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHdqmN7-XE
Nalgas de Tetas??!!! (an ass of tits??!!)
Coma Caca!!
vodka and red bull really draws out the tits
"Boy, Dolly Parton sure looks TIRED....."
Miss California, Carrie Prejean's new implants are finished.
Red Bull - It gives you booooobs.
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Chinese ground hog day reveals 6 more weeks of freezing winter ahead.
it's just a new weather indicator to tell if it's cold out or not.
Whatever bloats your float...
In the international "Farewell President Bush" parade, team China shows off their float depicting the bull market going tits up.
The tits represent Pamela Anderson but i dont know why the fuck the got that poor red bull to rep her tampon!
Red Bull: It Gives You Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
Nick Cannon never allows the woes of traveling to interfere with being a perfect gentleman.
A gay man's reaction to massive boobs: YAK.
When Dolly Parton was a young girl, she had to work the plow 9-5
Paul Bunyan and Babe the blue ox outshined the myth of Tits McGee and her red ox Pussy.
The Chinese government continues to celebrate its nation's long standing history of small nipples and small...stature.
Submitted by rachrach on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:28am.
anyone know how I submit a photo for the caption this contest?
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Email it to michaelk@dlisted.com
anyone know how I submit a photo for the caption this contest?
Posh's tits go in for a re-haul.
When Pamela Anderson got her breasts done again, she didn't want the change to go unnoticed.
Casting Miley for the remake of Mulan is bad enough, but letting Billy Ray direct is just wrong.
The delivery of 2 things the LaHohan can't live without... Fake tits and Red Bull.
Posh Spice is big in Japan
Pamela Anderson: you have a delivery from attentionwhore.com.
This shrine dedicated to Coco's cleavage pales in comparison to the one for her camel toe.
Gaycrest will regret his latest eBay purchase.
It's really sad Pleasure Chest on 7th Ave South had to result to this for the upcoming Pride Parade to save their NY rent
...And all the King's oxen
And all the King's men,
Couldn't put Pammy Anderson
Together again.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my tits and an Ox
Aretha Franklin was recently honoured as queen of the harvest upon her arrival.
My mom used to always tell me I was as useless as tits on a bull.
Mess with the tits and get the horns
Peter Andre demands a full refund without a receipt.