Coke In The Air
A Spanish study shows that there's cocaine in the air in Madrid and Barcelona. For those of you that didn't bust into a kayak and start paddling your ass across the Atlantic ocean upon hearing this news, I will go on.
According to MSNBC, scientists found traces of amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid (street name: The Wino Breakfast) at two air quality control stations in each city. It's no shock that the amount of cokey in the air grows thicker on the weekends.
The science bitches also did studies in other European cities, but Barcelona and Madrid came out on top. In Madrid, they found around 850 picograms of Blohan dust per cubic meter of air. In Rome, they only found 100 picograms per cubic meter.
Unfortunately, one scientist said the amount of bad shit in the air isn't enough to get you rolling, "Not even if we lived for a thousand years would we consume the equivalent of a dose of cocaine by breathing this air." Thanks for ruining my day, scientist man.
But you know that's still not going to stop Wino, Pete Doherty and Blohan from flying their asses over to Barcelona for some "fresh air." If you see their crackie asses feverishly snorting up the air in Spain, you know why.
You know, the last time I was in Spain, I found myself dancing to absolutely anything. This explains it.
Image via ICHC (Thanks David)
• 
Welcome to the largest and most successful interracial dating site in the world!
----Mixedfriends.com---- is for sincere singles of all races,
seriously looking for an interracial relationship or interracial marriage.
Thousands of new members daily
I understand that smoking rot is also legal in Spain.
Awww. Puppeh!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the largest and most successful interracial dating site in the world!
----Mixedfriends.com---- is for sincere singles of all races,
seriously looking for an interracial relationship or interracial marriage.
Thousands of new members daily
Damn... that explains why I have done everything I've done since I got here. I've been living in Barcelona for almost two years now and the party never seems to end.
As a former resident of Barcelona, I will neither confirm or deny this report.
*sniff*
*puff*
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Supposedly Spain is the drop box of choice for drugs to all of Europe. Probably explains that whole Ibiza thing.
in Barcelona I know for a fact they dont even bother to get themselves into the bathroom stall clubs are pretty wild specially the razzmatazz, and all the little bars at the Raval. It is a FUN town though!
P.s. watch out from the "seguratas" or security people those assholes will confiscate your shit for themselves if they see you do it.
that's why blohan was in Paris. trying to inch ever closer to Spain.
Viva Espania. Now where's my passport ?
_____________________________
You are who you think you are.
No wonder all those bitches are skinny
well, maybe you just need to breathe the air and then drink OJ. wait, is that only for acid???
*turns around and swims back to land*
-------------------------
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I have lots of pics of my Lab that look just like this, only the white stuff on his nose is snow, not blow. Ralph's more of the pothead type, not so much a coke fiend.
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 7:59am.
Don't forget traces of Blago's rug.
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
So what's in the air in the Bronx or Victorville or a million other such places?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
Don't these "scientists" have more important things to research?
did Hohan sneeze in Barcelona or sumpin'?
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Can scientists test the air for desperation?
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:12am.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:01am.
I know eh they do the dumbest fucking studies! One stupid one I heard awhile back was women who eat lots of red meat have boys with low sperm counts!!!! Yah ok fucktards!
___________________________
these days, at the rate of teen pregnancies, low sperm counts are probably a good thing.
What is that smell in the air here? Oh, I think thats boredom.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:52am.
It's never too early for a drink! I take a rum and coke please and thank you!
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:01am.
I know eh they do the dumbest fucking studies! One stupid one I heard awhile back was women who eat lots of red meat have boys with low sperm counts!!!! Yah ok fucktards!
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:24am.
Do scientist not have real studies to do!!! More useless information that I sure cost a load of money to research!
_______________
I know for reals. Don't you know that measuring miniscule trace amounts of drugs in the air is so much more important than a cure for cancer?
*magically transports to Espana, takes a big sniff, waits for it....
still waiting.....
.........
nothing.*
We might as well lick dollar bills here in the states.
BUT, according to a new study Ganja's potency is more intense than ever.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:44am.
Just hangin', can I offer you a beer? Too early? Scotch?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No wonder we have such a good time in Barcelona two years ago!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:35am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:24am.
(wink) The tried to test the air on the French border but it ran away like it was being chased by a big bar of Germain soap.
*winks back*
What's up! Long weekend here!!!! Whoohoo!
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:32am.
--------------------------------------
Thanks! Weird, but I've wanted to visit the Field Museum ever since I saw 'The Ghost & the Darkness'.
OnT: our air smells like pot and maple syrup
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:24am.
(wink) The tried to test the air on the French border but it ran away like it was being chased by a big bar of Germain soap.
The C Word - no problemo! Oh, and you should try to go to a Cubs game even if you don't like the Cubs. The games/Wrigley bars are a blast. Also the Field Museum and Art Institute are great things to see if you're getting your culture on. There's also a jogging/walking path running alongside Lake Michigan that passes by lots of beaches and other fun stuff. Man, Chicago is so much fun when it's warm...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Stocky - WORD. For fuck's sake... I was over him playing in GB. Last season we had to watch EVERY Jets game and if I have to do the same for the Vikings this year, I'll kill his ass myself.
****
100% DMBAS
Do scientist not have real studies to do!!! More useless information that I sure cost a load of money to research!
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:19am.
---------------------------
Hahaha...my pleasure!
OnT: Gawd I've been yippy lately; wonder if it's something in the air.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:18am.
--------------------------------
Thanks muchly! We haven't made any formal plans yet but were talking about it the other day as we'd both like to visit.
OnT: I wonder what the air is like in Bogotá...?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
C Word ~ you can drive by Harpo Studios and if you see Oprah, tell her to f-off for me.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:12am.
I guess it also explains why those maniacs run with the bulls every year
You got that right!
...............................................
...don't say things like that after I get myself all worked up fighting with a gay. I'm always kinda frisky after that....angel_i
The C Word -
I'm food-obsessed and have reviewed a lot of Chicago restaurants on Yelp. Here is a link to my reviews if you want a few more suggestions: http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=p9GG6v_t97jJZxhbeZb-hQ
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
ISprainedMy.....and don't forget the stench of Brett Favre acting like an a-hole.
I guess it also explains why those maniacs run with the bulls every year
Kanderso ~ I live in the Gold Coast area. Used to live in Schaumburg, but got sick of the commute.
I can believe this, I went to Valencia last summer and literally EVERYONE was doing coke in every bar. It was great!
No wonder Hemingway loved Spain
Wittiest post to date.
Inflating FUNyak as we speak.
...............................................
...I get myself all worked up fighting with a gay. I'm always kinda frisky after that....angel_i
Let's see... Wisconsin's air...
Traces of cow shit, beer farts and cheese fumes.
****
100% DMBAS
C Word ~ if you're in downtown Chicago, try "Bistro 110", which is 1/2 block off Michigan Ave. It's been around 4-ever. Great food.
Harry Carry's for drinks. The food suxs but its great for drinking.
RedHead Piano Bar: been around 4-ever. Good for drinks.
If you like sushi: Tsunami's. Get a table upstairs in the Sake Bar by the fireplace.
:)
This actually might explain why in the past month or so I have been thinking that visiting Spain might make the list of top 5 places I want to go soon, which a while ago would have been unheard of.
Outside Greenville, we have the aroma of meth dust, mixed with fertilizer, Hi-Karate, sweet tea, and a dash of cayenne pepper.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:01am.
------------------------------
Guh....I like the coke theory better.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
Ooh, what happens if you take an Ionic Breeze to Barcelona? Can you snort the lint off the filter and get a buzz?
I kinda have a pic like that of my dog, looking all sleepy with white on his nose. The pic is kind of trippy because of the glare off the TV.
I heard the air in Mexico City is so smoggy it is like smoking 2 packs a day, but I guess that is a bit different.
Stock Broker - where do you live in Chicago? I'm originally a Chicago suburb girl, spent the last two years in Lakeview, and recently moved to central Illinois. Yeah...don't ask why.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer