Coke In The Air
A Spanish study shows that there's cocaine in the air in Madrid and Barcelona. For those of you that didn't bust into a kayak and start paddling your ass across the Atlantic ocean upon hearing this news, I will go on.
According to MSNBC, scientists found traces of amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid (street name: The Wino Breakfast) at two air quality control stations in each city. It's no shock that the amount of cokey in the air grows thicker on the weekends.
The science bitches also did studies in other European cities, but Barcelona and Madrid came out on top. In Madrid, they found around 850 picograms of Blohan dust per cubic meter of air. In Rome, they only found 100 picograms per cubic meter.
Unfortunately, one scientist said the amount of bad shit in the air isn't enough to get you rolling, "Not even if we lived for a thousand years would we consume the equivalent of a dose of cocaine by breathing this air." Thanks for ruining my day, scientist man.
But you know that's still not going to stop Wino, Pete Doherty and Blohan from flying their asses over to Barcelona for some "fresh air." If you see their crackie asses feverishly snorting up the air in Spain, you know why.
You know, the last time I was in Spain, I found myself dancing to absolutely anything. This explains it.
Image via ICHC (Thanks David)