I Don't Know How I Feel About This
This is Joe Jonas. This is Joe Jonas wet. This is Joe Jonas flashing his pit pubes. This is Joe Jonas making sexyface, but it kind of looks like he's trying to pass a queef through his peen hole. Ick. Nast. I just said "Joe Jonas" and "peen" in the same sentence. Okay, I know he's 19 which makes him legal, but why do I still feel like I'm committing a felony by looking at this picture! Why do I feel like I just ended up on some government list. Don't even ask me if I'd "hit it." If I answered that question truthfully, the FBI will storm through my front door and confiscate this laptop.
And what about his celebrity crush?! I'm kind of impressed. I figured Joe Jonas was more of a Brad Pitt fangirl. But now I've got an image of Joe Jonas and Daniel Craig tossing salads and licking beef bones. Dammit.
P.S. - Is it just me or does his purity ring look abnormally erect?
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Yuck!
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There is nothing sexy about this man-child. Nothing!! Does anyone remember the craze of Leif Garrett back in the day?? I guess I now know what my Mom thought about him back then...I think.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I wonder how many 13 year old coochies have been popped with a hairbrush over this picture?
"I've heard of the Twilight Zone & The handicapped zone, but not the errogonous zone...okay?" - Suzanne Sugarbaker
As I've said before, it won't be long before "Miss Ross" leaves Mary and Flo.
There aren't enough bong rips to get this shitty image out of my brain.
Even knowing that sad fact- I am still off to try. See ya for caption this you sluts!!!!
He totally is channeling his inner Sanjaya.
I can't think of anything funnier than what you Sluts have already written!
His tween fanbase is going to freak if they see one little chest-hair; I'm amazed that his handlers have allowed this unshaved pic to go out.
All three of the Jonas freaks are fug!
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TEAM KIEFER!
So not attractive. He looks like a wet fool.
hmmm, the squeaky clean image is what makes the Jo Bros (yeah, I just said that) so appealing to parents such as myself. My daughter likes them and has a few cds that she has played until they skip.I certainly hope they don't fuck up a good thing!
He's my age, and I don't understand why other girls find the Jonas Brothers so exciting. They can't sing for shit, and they are not even that attractive at all. Ugh he looks like a major skeeze in this photo...
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
I wish Kate Beckinsale or Charlize Theron would pose like that for me.
Looks like Ricky Martin to me.
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...I get myself all worked up fighting with a gay. I'm always kinda frisky after that....angel_i
"skeeve". still looks like tom hanks.
I usually love young boys (over 18 of course), but this one is doing absolutely nothing at all for me. Plus its just a terrible photo, the pose looks totally contrived & unnatural, the wetness is coming off as just gross & uncomfortable, his face looks wrong & ugly, what is up with all that icky hair hanging down like that? His arms looks good, but the rest of him looks thick & unproportioned.
He looks like he's been dipped in a vat of grease. Pass.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
A FUCKING CREWNECK TEE! I thought only longshoremen wore crewneck tees? And BTW: Doesn't he look like his torso is disproportionate?
Pretty soon some pap is going to catch him leaving an East Villiage bath house at 4:45am.
I know this because I'm staked out waiting for him. Can you imagine the blackmail money????
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I get nothing from him. Except disgust. Yuck.
he looks like a young, freshly peed-on peter gallagher here. that being said i'd hit it.
I usually think he's kinda cute, but I don't really like this pic. Weird.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
I want to see MichaelK recreate this shot. It has been too long since we got a glimpse of MK's hotness.
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
The sign reads Joe's celebrity crush: Daniel Craig; I didn't know dudes admitted that.
I just can't get into male celebs under 25, it feels wrong, not a good nasty feeling, one of those "I saw Shirley Jones in a Playboy spread" wrong.
I saw Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo yesterday playing golf. I'm still leaving snail tracks all over the furniture over that one.
I honestly thought that was pete wentz at first. haha. But lame. When they all start drinking and drugging then wake me up. YAWN.
not going to lie... if i didn't have to leave for work now i might consider working one out. dirty old perv!
Of all the celebs he could have a crush on, he chooses a male? Yeah, he gay, but he's probably denying it to himself or doing the 'living a lie' thing.
No worries, I'm sure one of his brothers is waiting in the wings to dry him off.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
There's no way around it. Fug. All he needs is the yellow beanie and he'd be Curious George.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
is it me or do these posts sound like MK hasn't had his Sanka? hmm
He looks like he's posing for some erotic gay dating site.
I bet TommyGirl taped this pix on his bedroom ceiling.
Blah *shudders*...but then I'm not 14.
Here boy *throws him a towel*
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It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
A while ago there was a conversation about squirrels. And I mentioned one black squirrel that was really fat... someone said they hadn't seen one....
I found the pic I took.
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Is this real life?
TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
He doesn't look like himself which is a plus.
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I thought it was another old pic of Adam Lambert from American Idol surfacing.
I'm uncomfortable...he's uncomfortably...hot...
I'm ashamed!
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Is this real life?
eh...i've got to divert my eyes...
if anyone see breakdown in here..tell him that Squash Posh is lookin' for him!
Honestly, when I first saw this I thought it was Vadge's Jesus boy.
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Dick happens! - MK
Oh Lord *looks around for Chris Hansen*
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Dick happens! - MK
MK, you need to get you some, STAT. ROFLMAO, I dunno whether to call you a big ol' homo dork or just pack you another bowl.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Thats some reverse Benjamin Buttons shit.
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