I Don't Know How I Feel About This
This is Joe Jonas. This is Joe Jonas wet. This is Joe Jonas flashing his pit pubes. This is Joe Jonas making sexyface, but it kind of looks like he's trying to pass a queef through his peen hole. Ick. Nast. I just said "Joe Jonas" and "peen" in the same sentence. Okay, I know he's 19 which makes him legal, but why do I still feel like I'm committing a felony by looking at this picture! Why do I feel like I just ended up on some government list. Don't even ask me if I'd "hit it." If I answered that question truthfully, the FBI will storm through my front door and confiscate this laptop.
And what about his celebrity crush?! I'm kind of impressed. I figured Joe Jonas was more of a Brad Pitt fangirl. But now I've got an image of Joe Jonas and Daniel Craig tossing salads and licking beef bones. Dammit.
P.S. - Is it just me or does his purity ring look abnormally erect?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:01am.
You had me at N
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:50am.
*tries to freeze vodka into cubes* Damn!
Nevermind, try a few of these little jelly (jello?) shots... totally harmless. *shitfy eyes*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:46am.
Yeah, not falling for that again. I only trust water when frozen into cube form.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:37am.
Sunday school, TV? You need to get rid of those terrible memories! Here drink this large glass of water... yeah I know it kinda burns, but it'll pass.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:33am.
Wait, where have I heard that before?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:30am.
Nah, I could make do with a bag of candy and a bottle of Smirnoff!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:27am.
I'm pretty sure you'd need a penis for that.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:51pm.
OMG South Park did the best Jonas Bros epi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5Le0w4pQ8&feature=related
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hehehe. It's no secret that the Jonas brothers are two dimentional Mickey-dick sucking talentless puppets.
Not sure why, but that purity ring is like a red flag to a bull, to me. Makes me wanna corrupt that little virginal ass!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
The Jonas brothers are just plain fugly. Those eyebrows are the worst. Their singing is pretty bad too.
OMG South Park did the best Jonas Bros epi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5Le0w4pQ8&feature=related
It says skip to :30 but you really got to skip to 3:20 - that's where the action is;p
damn, that one's hard to find - but it IS the good part!
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you're either sexy or not! sexy does not equal good looking there are heaps of good looking people who are not the least bit sexy and this guy has potential but is way way to young in another 10 years maybe
GAY!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
He looks like a drowning hobbit.
"jonai" must translate literally to "old-man bushy eyebrows at a young age."
No thanks. Yuck.
the only thing more disturbing than a sopping wet virgin that probably can't drive, is that my darling Daniel gets roped into all this fuckery somehow.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:29am.
Doesn't the purity ring kinda contradict the dripping wetness?
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I was thinking the same thing.
Who took a wiz on the virgin ?
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He kinda looks...bloated? I dunno, his body just looks off..
AHAHAHAHAHA he is as sexy as a wet diaper.
HaHa!!
Is that his purty ring? Where is his Rolex? Why is he all wet? Why is he making a fist? Does he have a boner?
So many questions, but I suppose he's just trying to reposition himself... with his arse in the air by the looks of this.
How times change. I watched a Biography Special on the Partridge Family and they said that when David Cassidy posed on the cover of Rolling Stone shirtless and sexy-like the suits lost their minds. It was a catastrophe.
Lol Michael. I do find him hot but seriously, there is something wrong with this picture.
This pic made me think about my preference in chests. I see whatever Jonas this one is has the little dozen or so hairs mid-sternum.
My current husband has probably a total of three in the same place and my ex-husband was semi-gorilla-like in his chest hairiness. Not that gross, all over chest hair, just a good covering all over the chest.
Now that I think about it, I think I prefer hairless chests.
That's what I'll have to look for if there is ever a number 3 husband. lol!
ricki lake on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:39am
We were all skinny skanks back in the day.
I don't hate her, bitch is marrying a hwat tamale and Julio will be her Papi In Law!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well, I was talking about back in the day, when she was still "famous" and their relationship was "high profile." Like I said, we all know she ain't doin' shit now. My point was just that she was NEVER anorexic looking - she was athletic. I am tired of fat hos hating on attractive bitches out of jealousy.
ricki lake on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:27am
Anna K. was on Jimmy Fallon last month, she ain't "skinny".
She is healthy and normal looking and has a ROCK ON HER HAND from Enrique. You can see it from the Space Station.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
why are you worried MK? he's legal!
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:29am.
Doesn't the purity ring kinda contradict the dripping wetness?
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He probably uses it as a cock ring.
Doesn't the purity ring kinda contradict the dripping wetness?
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:03am.
What is the name of that Spaniard crooner, who was dating that anorexic looking Russian tennis player?
Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Well...WAS a tennis player. I don't think girlfriend does anything now, except wish she were Maria Sharapova lol.
Siiick, you're comparing Joe Jonas to ENRIQUE IGLESIAS?! Enrique wins, hands down. I always thought he was the total hotness.
(Uh, Anna Kournikova doesn't even come close to looking like she's anorexic though. She's thin but not abnormally so, and fit. She's a TENNIS PLAYER, you do know they run all the time so they're never exactly FAT, right? lol)
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oh dear god.
the jonas sisters need to sit back.
those little jonas girls are seriously overexposed.
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i usually like young guys to, only to look and and have some fun, they're no good after that, but i think the only thing making this pic even remotely sexy is the wet hair in his face, and his squinty eye look. he's not hot himself, and if he were dry and opened his eyes all the way this would be as sexy as their muszac.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i kept on telling my nieces this boy likes peen. they dont believe me..
What is the name of that Spaniard crooner, who was dating that anorexic looking Russian tennis player?
For some reason, this little fucker is reminding me of him, well, perhaps a younger version of him, with way less sex appeal, not that the Spaniard fucker is sexy, mind...
The music, of course, is atrocious. I can't believe what girls get into these days. I might have to have a sit down with young sis about her awful taste in music, which pretty much includes all the newest Disney abortions.
YAWN! Gawd their music is awful.
thanks so much for bringing back the Ick. Nast.
really it should have been used for Kate's do.
Oh yes, you're right. It's impossible for a NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD to have a muscular, normal-sized bicep so it must be photo-shopped. Riiight. People here are so retarded sometimes.
I don't know anything about the Jonas Brothers, and though this one is supposed to be "the hot one," I don't really get it. This is, however, the hottest picture of him I've seen. I think it's his hair that usually bothers me a lot. Oh well, he's still better than the fug oldest one.
trying to hard not sexy
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
um nope. no tingle in my pantalones.
Which is good cuz I ain't no child molestor. This dude's...oh he's 19. But still! Ew
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That right bicep looks like it was created from scratch by one of the great Photoshop artisans of our time and that t-shirt looks like it was bought at the candlewax district.
But other than that he looks like a fucking tool.
that picture is bullshit
reminds me of the bullshit photoshoot they did for zac efron as well
if you combine those two twats together maybe you can get enough talent to bag a large order of fries and a big mac (no soda)
Submitted by MarkyMark7: "His tween fanbase is going to freak if they see one little chest-hair; I'm amazed that his handlers have allowed this unshaved pic to go out."
Just what I thought, too.
At fist I thought he was Miley's trick that Gaston dude.
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:11am.
I was going to say the same thing! They all look like Tom Hanks' bastard sons.
He won't be anyone until Vadge wants to marry him.
And now, I must put earplugs in, the sound of a million Mini Tacos Popping for him is as bad as a JJ loon trying to be insulting.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Just. No. I dont see it.
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