Gerry's In Trouble
Mega manwhore Gerard Butler whooped a pap in the mouth and now he's being charged for it. Last October, Gerry was leaving the premiere party for his movie RockNRolla when a pap got in his face. Gerry handled the situation by fisting the dude in the mouth three or four times (I know you just came). TMZ has a picture of the pap's face after getting a dose of Gerry. Not bad. Just looks like something found on Lisa Rinna's crotch.
The L.A. City Attorney's office filed a criminal charge against him yesterday. Gerry's sexy ass has to slither into court on June 10th. If convicted, he could get up to 6 months in the chokey.
Gerry in jail?! Gerry in tight quarters with a bunch of sweaty menses?! 24/7 webcam series alert! For serious! This needs to be documented. Thousands of genitals are depending on it!
If Gerry goes to jail, the crime rate is going to hit the sky! Whores are going to do whatever it takes to get thrown into the clink just so they can accidentally drop the soap on Gerry's peen. And by "soap" I mean "ass."
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:41pm.
LADYBONER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, that's gonna be my name when I become a rapper!
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LMFAO!! You gotta gansta up the spelling though:
Ladeeboner or Laydyboner. Sumpin!
Clive did not have one of his better moments in Derailed! That movie killed his hotness for me, mainly cuz he was so stupid in it!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I suffered through that piece of shit "P.S. I Love You" and Jeffery Dean Morgan is way hotter than this twat.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:44pm.
FROM THE CRAZY KATE THREAD:
AC sent Triumph a note that read: "Triumph I poop on you." The exchange appears halfway through this video.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1720428/triumph_the_insult_comic_dog_visit...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:45pm.
DG, gerry looked clean and fuckable in ROCKNROLLA.
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Haven't seen it Xerq, but if he looked clean, I bet they forced him to bathe and made it part of his contract!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Meh, he's a poor man's Clive Owen.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
DG, gerry looked clean and fuckable in ROCKNROLLA.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:35pm
LMFAO! Inside man is about a bank robbery, you nasty ho! The movie was pretty good, well worth a viewing if you have the time.
Between you and DG I can't stop laughing. Inside man. *dissolves into laughter*
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:38pm
To each, her own cock. *blushes*
"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
Momus, what?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
That suit looks like he rolled out of some tavern, smelling of stale gin, cigarettes and onions.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:41pm.
Hey Suga!
He didn't run fast enough and was left in a cloud of his own stink.
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I'm pretty sure you just described our hound. He's a real bear for big green clouds.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:39pm.
Speaking of outrageous behavior, did you see the video clip of Triumph and The Silver Fox at the RNC convention?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LOL Ladyboner should go in the Dlisted Dictionary.
LADYBONER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, that's gonna be my name when I become a rapper!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Hi Freebird!~
I don't know what it is, he just looks like he has a really dirty scalp too. I bet he has tons of blackheads on his face and back!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:39pm.
NO, he was saying, "Pull my finger!"
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Hey Suga!
He didn't run fast enough and was left in a cloud of his own stink.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:37pm.
Hey DG! Yeah, he looks like he's smelling himself in the pic.
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NO, he was saying, "Pull my finger!"
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
I posted this on the dead NINE trailer thread, but it's appropriate here:
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:11pm.
I hate musicals too but I might have to see this. I did like Chicago but the bursting into song at random moments makes me cringe, too, Tits.
DDL creates a molten lava situation in my panties. I can't help it.
*orgasms in a shower of glitter*
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I had a ladyboner during all of inside man. It's the confidence, accent, masculinity, everything. yum.
gerry is in 2nd place for me. not quite as sexy, more of an everyday type of guy.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:33pm.
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Hey DG! Yeah, he looks like he's smelling himself in the pic.
Lavadama: Hugh doesn't reach my lust-button the way Gerry does or, YES, CLIVE OWEN!!!
Speaking of Clive, he was also good in a BBC Mystery! series called Second Sight. He was a police detective losing his sight and trying to hide it and he had to run...his..fingers...lightly...along...everything.
*fans self, lights cigarette*
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Whoa Nellie! I have not seen Inside Man but the title sounds promising! Mmmmm. Cliiiiiiive.
Hellooooooooo all! I am alive and here to say that Gerard Butler looks to me like he has very poor hygiene, esp. breath wise!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Clive Owen's ACCENT is what puts him over the top IMHO. But he's put together well too. He's just not obviously hot.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
LOL do yourself a favor and watch Closer or Inside Man. So effing HOT
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:27pm.
hmmm...I just Googled Clive Owen. He's kinda change-ling like. No two pictures are alike. Jury will remain out until I see a movie with him in it. But so far, nothing registered in the loins.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:27pm.
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go see Closer and Inside man and bring a pair of back up panties.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:27pm.
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Hey DD! Closer was good. He's a prick in it but oh so sexy. And he's in that newer movie with Naomi Watts with International in the title.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:24pm.
3 minutes stolen from your life that you'll NEVER get back!!!!!!!!!
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No, that would have been when I had to talk to my MIL.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
hmmm...I just Googled Clive Owen. He's kinda change-ling like. No two pictures are alike. Jury will remain out until I see a movie with him in it. But so far, nothing registered in the loins.
Submitted by Fina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:23pm.
He's sexy. I suppose you guys don't like Clive Owen either?
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Who's that? And why do you make it sound like a f'g indictment?
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:23pm.
Gerry is the poor man's Clive Owen(a true hottie).
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Clive Owen is a SEXY BEAST!!!! LOVE HIM!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:18pm.
I just looked and googled him. Still can't see the appeal.
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3 minutes stolen from your life that you'll NEVER get back!!!!!!!!!
He's sexy. I suppose you guys don't like Clive Owen either?
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:17pm
Not porny at all my dear! Porny is my area of expertise, and you are nowhere close to it. You and I have have done much better on twitter.
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well, this is, after all, a G-rated site. *choke*
DG came home.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Gerry is the poor man's Clive Owen(a true hottie).
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:21pm
I feel the same way about Hugh Jackman.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
I love Gerry!! I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricaine!!!!!! And twice on Sunday!!
I don't feel too bad for any paparazzi that gets nailed. The name in Italian means "buzzing insect" and that's about how annoying they are.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:17pm
Not porny at all my dear! Porny is my area of expertise, and you are nowhere close to it. You and I have have done much better on twitter.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
His face just looks................yeasty. Doughy.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
He looks like he can suck a mean pussy though.. He just needs to take a bath and take care of his gorgeous face (circa 2000).
I'll still fellate him!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:05pm.
I don't see the appeal in this guy.
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No one does. That's why there are very few hits on this topic...
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I just looked and googled him. Still can't see the appeal.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Looks like he's gotta boogie.
He grosses me out. I do not see the appeal.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:05pm.
I don't see the appeal in this guy. I just don't.
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that's because he is no Sisto.
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I know and I keep getting distracted by my own avvie.
God, that sounded porny.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:05pm.
I don't see the appeal in this guy.
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No one does. That's why there are very few hits on this topic...
I want to drop my soap on his face
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:05pm.
I don't see the appeal in this guy. I just don't.
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that's because he is no Sisto.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:59pm.
That finger looks kinda dirty. Were it not for that, I'd have a naughty fantasy about it... Guys with sausage fingers like that are usually packing a fat old peen!
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Yes true..but long fingers hold promise too.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:03pm.
Team Gerard! that pap had it coming.
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Yeah. There needs to be a law about maintaining a distance of 6ft or something. Personal space. It's hard not to go ape sh!t when someone you don't like gets 2" from yo face.
Although...I think celebrities should start carrying mace and spray the sh!t out of those a-holes. All they have to say is they felt physically threatened. Case closed.
I don't see the appeal in this guy. I just don't.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
I clicked on that link, totally prepared for a sham-wow guy type bloody mess, and the dude just had a busted inner lip. I'm not impressed.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09