Thursday, May 14th 2009

Gerry's In Trouble

Mega manwhore Gerard Butler whooped a pap in the mouth and now he's being charged for it. Last October, Gerry was leaving the premiere party for his movie RockNRolla when a pap got in his face. Gerry handled the situation by fisting the dude in the mouth three or four times (I know you just came). TMZ has a picture of the pap's face after getting a dose of Gerry. Not bad. Just looks like something found on Lisa Rinna's crotch.

The L.A. City Attorney's office filed a criminal charge against him yesterday. Gerry's sexy ass has to slither into court on June 10th. If convicted, he could get up to 6 months in the chokey.

Gerry in jail?! Gerry in tight quarters with a bunch of sweaty menses?! 24/7 webcam series alert! For serious! This needs to be documented. Thousands of genitals are depending on it!

If Gerry goes to jail, the crime rate is going to hit the sky! Whores are going to do whatever it takes to get thrown into the clink just so they can accidentally drop the soap on Gerry's peen. And by "soap" I mean "ass."

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angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:39pm.

You know what? Paparazzi should get smacked at the end of every day as part of their job description....They should hire celebs by the week to do the end-of-day papslaps. The world would be a better place for it.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:37pm.

another one leaving me scratching my head...doesn't make me tingle.

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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

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Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:36pm.

Fina,
As a loyal Gerry fan, even i'd skip it. =/

CTH,
THANK YOU!!!! HEY!!!! We are now not only fellow Ohioan's but unemployed Ohioans!!!!

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:36pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:28pm.

Goodnight, freebird.

Thanks, Sugaroo. *reaches for Bedazzler*

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Good to the night, Momus!

*moonwalking backwards out of thread and into kitchen to fix dinner for the squares*

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:34pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:33pm.
HEY
I would still do him
" stumbles drunkeningly off in a huff. or hoff."

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Ooooh. A huffy hoff.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Fina's picture
Submitted by Fina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:34pm.

Wait, so was rocknrolla any good?

christine the hoff's picture
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:33pm.

HEY
I would still do him
" stumbles drunkeningly off in a huff. or hoff."

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Fucka doodle-do.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:28pm.

Goodnight, freebird.

Thanks, Sugaroo. *reaches for Bedazzler*

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:24pm.

G'night Freebird!

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

xerquina's picture
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:24pm.

nite freebird.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

*sens sugaroo a box of Depends*

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Thanks! Sends back Spanx!

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

JustJack's picture
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:23pm.

Thanks for the laughs Freebird and have a good night.
Thanks to all ya'all

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:21pm.

OMG - that was SOOOO funny y'all! I stayed late at work just to finish that rap! See y'all later!

No Words's picture
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:20pm.

Don't get the appeal of Gerry Butler...never have. Just give me a big ol' heaping helping of CLIVE OWEN.

Thank you.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

*sens sugaroo a box of Depends*

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:17pm.

*doing The Butt*

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:12pm.
@sugaroo and freebird:
*sliding on the grille*
*****
Oh no you di'n't! That grille is chill.

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Da Bling Can Sing.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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xerquina's picture
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:15pm.
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mmm Liam is in that one. switch Peter for Alexander Skarsgard and we're set.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

You guys better stop or I'm gonna wee in my Diddys.

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

JustJack's picture
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:12pm.
@sugaroo and freebird:
*sliding on the grille*
*****
Oh no you di'n't! That grille is chill.
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Sides are splitting...

louise_brooks's picture
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:15pm.

"Kinsey" just started on IFC.

Full-frontal on Peter Skarsgard.

Jus' sayin.

xerquina's picture
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:14pm.

don't forget the gat and oozie(those are guns BTW)

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:12pm.
@sugaroo and freebird:
*sliding on the grille*
*****
Oh no you di'n't! That grille is chill.

JustJack's picture
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is so awesome! I laughed so loud, the cat jumped. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*turning hat to side and folding arms*
*****
*Lifts one pant leg*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*puts on wifebeater and pulls pants down to show really cute thong, er, butt crack*
******
*Slaps a ho*
________________________________________________--Make it stop, I cant stop laughing.

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:12pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:09pm.
Aw crap, do I have my cloaking shield on again???
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Hey Clarisse! We couldn't see you behind Gerard's big green cloud. *runs*

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:12pm.

@sugaroo and freebird:

*sliding on the grille*

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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JustJack's picture
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by Fina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06pm.
layDbona
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Nice one Fina!

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:07pm.

congrats freebird and Sugaroo, you've officially crucified whatever that was left of Hip Hop.be sure 2 give me tickets when u become famous.

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We aim to please. It's the hizzy. Shizzy. I have to take a whizzy.

Oooooooooookay. So I'm not quitting my day job!

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is so awesome! I laughed so loud, the cat jumped. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*turning hat to side and folding arms*
*****
*Lifts one pant leg*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*puts on wifebeater and pulls pants down to show really cute thong, er, butt crack*
******
*Slaps a ho*

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:09pm.

Aw crap, do I have my cloaking shield on again???

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:08pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is so awesome! I laughed so loud, the cat jumped. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*turning hat to side and folding arms*
*****
*Lifts one pant leg*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

*puts on wifebeater and pulls pants down to show really cute thong, er, butt crack*

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:08pm.

LayDee BownR

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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xerquina's picture
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:07pm.

congrats freebird and Sugaroo, you've officially crucified whatever that was left of Hip Hop.be sure 2 give me tickets when u become famous.

Lavadama's picture
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

God, I love this place. Only on D-listed could this go from Gerard, to lady boners. I haven't laughed this hard all day.

Anyway, I'm out for the nite hookers. I'll be back tommorrow for more fuckery.

Nite Freebird, Sug, DG and everybody!

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

Fina's picture
Submitted by Fina on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

layDbona

Submitted by when0in0rome on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

hed do fine in prison. you seen where hes from...

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.
***
Heeheee. I had fun ranting.

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is so awesome! I laughed so loud, the cat jumped. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*turning hat to side and folding arms*
*****
*Lifts one pant leg*

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:00pm.
LadybOWNer
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LOL!

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:56pm.

LOL! I think you are right w/the dirty man's Clive Owen.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is so awesome! I laughed so loud, the cat jumped. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*turning hat to side and folding arms*

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

cabbagehead's picture
Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:00pm.

i just read 'sweaty menses' and almost barfed.

worst image from a typo EVER. menses= period blood!

JustJack's picture
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:00pm.

LadybOWNer

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.

....AND if you have never seen "Dear Frankie", shut yo mouth!!! (with all due respect)

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:41pm.
LADYBONER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, that's gonna be my name when I become a rapper!
*****
LMFAO!! You gotta gansta up the spelling though:
Ladeeboner or Laydyboner. Sumpin!
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Ladybuh-buh-bonerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*****
Biiiiioooootch! *Grabs crotch and poses behind you*

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:57pm.

Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:52pm.
I suffered through that piece of shit "P.S. I Love You" and Jeffery Dean Morgan is way hotter than this twat.

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OMG! That movie was HORRIBLE! I saw it on HBO or something the last time I drank. I was hung over and couldn't find the remote, so I had to suffer w/a bad headache and stomach watching that. I was embarassed for both he and Hilary Swank. What a come down from Million Dollar Baby that movie was for her!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:56pm.

Submitted by Katt on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:47pm.
Meh, he's a poor man's Clive Owen.
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He's an ugly man's Clive Owen. Or a dirty man's Clive Owen. Or a skanks Clive Owen. Or if Clive Owen were gross and NOT Clive Owen - he still wouldn't be this gross.

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:55pm.

Ack! Yur all daft!!! Gerry's appeal is more cerebral, more primal than it is aesthetics!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rvnCVoveE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzID3XSyE8

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:53pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:41pm.
LADYBONER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, that's gonna be my name when I become a rapper!
*****
LMFAO!! You gotta gansta up the spelling though:
Ladeeboner or Laydyboner. Sumpin!

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Ladybuh-buh-bonerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:51pm.

I'm sorry! I forgot to say thank you! Thank you! BWAH!

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

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