Gerry's In Trouble
Mega manwhore Gerard Butler whooped a pap in the mouth and now he's being charged for it. Last October, Gerry was leaving the premiere party for his movie RockNRolla when a pap got in his face. Gerry handled the situation by fisting the dude in the mouth three or four times (I know you just came). TMZ has a picture of the pap's face after getting a dose of Gerry. Not bad. Just looks like something found on Lisa Rinna's crotch.
The L.A. City Attorney's office filed a criminal charge against him yesterday. Gerry's sexy ass has to slither into court on June 10th. If convicted, he could get up to 6 months in the chokey.
Gerry in jail?! Gerry in tight quarters with a bunch of sweaty menses?! 24/7 webcam series alert! For serious! This needs to be documented. Thousands of genitals are depending on it!
If Gerry goes to jail, the crime rate is going to hit the sky! Whores are going to do whatever it takes to get thrown into the clink just so they can accidentally drop the soap on Gerry's peen. And by "soap" I mean "ass."
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He's still bangable, but not when he's making Miley Cyrus face like that.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
All paps deserved to get the fuck beat out of them. It's the cost of being a parasite.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
Off topic: Do you think Perez Hilton's website is losing its luster?
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Perez and MK shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence. Years ago I loved Perez. I don't know if his writing has changed or if MK has just raised the bar so high, but P. def. sucks major ass. Now he doesn't write anything. He has no wit. He just posts a story and says "Thoughts?" Um, isn't it his job to share HIS thoughts? I guess that's impossible if you don't have any. He's just a self important buffoon.
MK on the other hand, as we all know, is a f*cking genius. His humor is unmatched by any other blogger or really any other person I've met. LOVE HIM!
What a fucking pussy..take your ass kicking...what happened to this country? You use to be able to beat someones ass without getting sued...FUCK!!
"I am guilty of being white..."
Ahahahahahahaha Gerry you butthole.
The Paparazzi are such big pussies. Put on your big boy underpants and take your ass whupping.
He is making a fairly ugly face in that photo...I very rarely find him hot in photographs, he is much more appealing to me in films. I just dont find him as delicious as most people do for some reason.
TEAM BUTLER!
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Couldn't he only be charged if the pap presses charges? Paps are such cowards. I bet they instigate stuff like this so they can get more money for their pics.
Gerry has the sort of angry hostility typical of the heavily closeted homosexual.
Gerry needs some massive black sizemeat packing Gerry's fudge - and in the 'man-love motel' Gerry will be sure to find it!
Breakdown!!!
Wo ist?
Anyway, Gerry is hot...
Look!
It's the second coming of Russell Crowe!
Either way, I am not a fan.
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
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Since I discovered Dlisted and Mk, I no longer click on to Perez Hilton cos it's all the things you've described. It's boring, comments are nowhere as interesting/smart/funny/brillant as Dlisteds
MK ROCKS!
So please MK, don't desert us for Gerard! I know you are already plotting how to get in the same cell as him!!!!!
Yesterday I discovered that a guy I was pretty good friends with in college, is Gerry's agent! How fucking funny is that?!
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Fuck pap slime!
HE IS SO FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKIGN SEXY AND IMAGINING HIM HITTING SOMEONE AT THE PREMIER OF A MOVIE WHERE HE HITS PEOPLE MAKES HIM EVEN MORE FUCKING, MOTHER-FUCKING SEXY.
It would have been cool if he yelled "This... is... Sparta!" right before knocking the pap in the mouth.
"Madam Pince: "Gerry & Angelina HAVE been on a set together -- one of the Lara Croft flicks. He said he had to notch down his talent to cope with her lackluster chops. HA"
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I stand corrected! Well, I suppose if he said that about her acting this is why she didn't end up shagging him.
and yes, the Butler can do no wrong.
goodgodDAMN that does look like scabby crotch
@ Madam Pince: "Gerry & Angelina HAVE been on a set together -- one of the Lara Croft flicks. He said he had to notch down his talent to cope with her lackluster chops. HA"
I remember reading that, it was on Lara Croft part 2 or WTFever, I don't make it a habit to view Jolie's horrible acting - although I did manage to watch Changeling recently and thought it was pretty laughable.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
Off topic: Do you think Perez Hilton's website is losing its luster?
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IM(ns)HO, he lost it long ago.
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Did this egotistical puerile famewhore's site ever have luster?
Scabies, maybe. Luster, never.
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Why is it that these paps can get away with harassing people, causing traffic jams, driving recklessly, blocking someone's way and just generally being a pain in the ass, but the stalked ones have no right to defend themselves?
I'd say every celeb who punches a pap should get a metal. Except those who do them, like Britney.
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It's fucking retarded that he faces jail for hitting a pap (who probably lives for the day that happens as the money prints itself) when the pap can't get done for stalking and harrassing all day every day.
i imagined being "in tight quarters with a bunch of sweaty menses" as Gerry getting in on with a bunch of sweaty menstrual women in a coed prison. in which case id better think of some crime to commit.
That pap is a weenie. I'd pay Gerry Butler to give me a love tap like that.
Sushi, Gerry & Angelina HAVE been on a set together -- one of the Lara Croft flicks. He said he had to notch down his talent to cope with her lackluster chops. HA!
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
Off topic: Do you think Perez Hilton's website is losing its luster?
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IM(ns)HO, he lost it long ago.
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Off topic: Do you think Perez Hilton's website is losing its luster? I no longer post there anymore because I just am so sick of his tiresome self-promotion and his overall unfunny nastiness. It seems like the number of comments are going way down and more than 1/2 are usually telling him how much they can't fucking stand him.
Contrast that to this site, where the responses are pretty high and generally full of love for the hilariously funny MK.
I hope Perez is going DOWN.
This is a real man. In fact, I would be willing to bet if Angelina ended up on a set with this guy, Brad Pitt would be history. This guy has it all.
This is the total hotness......yum yum......
dont take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Dont take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
*licks screen*
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
RockNRolla has been on Cable for about 4 months now....what "premiere"? The movie is a Guy Ritchie travesty....overdone with the trying-to-be-cool factor mixed with lots of passive-aggressive gay jokes. Blech....
nite Clarisse, you'll get through it.
Momus,
Oh indeed. =(
Angel,
Hug right back!!
CTH,
Bless you! You are so much stronger than me!! I only have me and Max, not a child to protect!! Your are the light!!
Ok kids, love you, but I have to go mourne my present now, and pray for my future!!! (oh, and finish my bottle)
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When someone steps over the line and 'stalks' you they are a STALKER!
You don't refer to them by their so-called self applied job title.
The goddamn stalker belongs in jail....not the one who was being stalked.
Butler did the right thing...only he left too little damage and teeth.
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not trying to make you cry, but I lost my house in the great forcloure crisis and I know how you feel
but I stll insist that nobody I care about will be homeless, you know? it's my karma, my agreement with god..
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:50pm.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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CTH!
Fuck! I didn't even cry (well a bit) when they shit canned me, but you made me cry!! Thank you!
DG / xerquina,
Thank you! I needs all the help I can get! I mean it's not like that are other people out there looking for a job right?!?!?
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Sorry Clarisse.
I would take Christine the Hoff's offer in a heart beat. She's good people.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
Clarisse
with God as my witness, I will take you and your bunny in, just say the word....
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:50pm.
Sorry to hear that Clarry!
I am sure you will find somethng soon!
(((hugs)))
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Clarisse
do you get unemployment? omg, that sucks so much ass.
as you know, I lost my shit in the great foreclosure crisis of 08. how can I help you?
I rent but I have space foreyou. never let you go homeless!~!!!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
damn clarisse that sucks.
CTH,
Yes ma'am! Boss called me in about 4 and said "Sorry, but it's happening to everyone. I need to have your key to the building. Do you need a box?".
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Clarisse
you lost your fucknig job? omg.
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Fucka doodle-do.