Save It For The Jungle!
Someone must have fed Janice Dickinson vodka after sundown yesterday, because she went on a rampage outside of Nobu! Janice unleashed her claws at the pappies after one said she was a "distraction." Janice meant to do some major damage, because she flashed her Janey's Got A Gun nalgas at them. Lenses shattered!
Not only did drunk ass Janice have to worry about keeping her drunk barfs at bay, but she also had to make sure the pappies weren't getting pictures of her cougar chocha. Janice should know better by now and put a collar on it.
As much as I love seeing Janice acting like this, she really needs to save her rage for the jungle. Janice is leaving for Costa Rica soon to film that I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here with Heidi and Spencer. I fully expect Janice to release her wrath on both of them until they are nothing but a puddle of liquid plastic on the ground. Then Janice will inject them into her lips (both sets, because that's how she does it).
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Wa-o....relapse time. Janice looks like she's definitely on some kind of narcotics as well as whatever else. Hopefully she'll face the detox and live to see another day. Let's wish her well and be glad we're not in her shoes (literally).
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As much as I have no desire to further the famewhoring antics of Twit and Twat by watching 'I'm A Celebrity..', I would TOTALLY watch it to see Janice slice them into little pieces.
Add the fact that she's back on the sauce and this show is gonna be fun!
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What did the pap say that got her so pissed off? Sounded like "you're a big distraction?" What does that mean, there were other celebs they were looking for??
she was getting in the drivers seat!!!!!
Back to rehab for Janice. You know she is a bad drunk when she gets pissed the paps are following her. She lives for them.
I like Janice. She doesn't take anyone's crap. The camerawhores were goading her the whole time and unfortunately, she let them get to her.
Those paps are so coward and disgusting. Hate them. Janice might be a wreck but those shady paps just make money out of that. Blowflies. Should be forbidden to act like that. At least they could show a little respect, I mean, without celebs like Janice they would´nt earn shit.
Someone needs to delete HER.
She could have at least flashed them so her titty balls could breathe for a sec!
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Ugh. I really don't want to see Janice's tuck job. Keep that shit to yourself Janice!
And it's assholes and bitches dear
Submitted by LASux on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:26am.
All you haters are such azzholes.
I know Janice and she is great but sadly she is on a relapse. I hope she gets sober again and makes it back.
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Well dearie, if you "know" Janice so well, then get her into rehab, hopfully for a long long time so we need never see her mess again
Submitted by LASux on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:26am.
i really know nothing about JD, but.. i fuckin' hate the term "haters"... sounds like a 12 year old speaking.. not a reflection on you or anyone, just hate the term
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All you haters are such azzholes.
I know Janice and she is great but sadly she is on a relapse. I hope she gets sober again and makes it back.
Amazing that sombody that drunk can still walk on shoes like that. I've seen draqueens being rushed to the emergency room becuase they broke their leg after a glass of vodka. This bitch looks like she had a whole bottle, yet she still works those shoes. AMAZING!!!
NORMALLY I THINK SHE IS A DISGUSTING, SELF-CENTERED RAG, BUT SHE WAS ACTUALLY JUST A NORMAL CUTE, FUNNY(TO LAUGH AT) AND SLIGHTLY OBNOXIOUS DRUNK.
AND I LOVE THAT SHE CALLED THE PAP A "CUNT" !!!
What an old low class skank.
Can't help but love this batshit hag; her first book rocked. Great drunken flight read, 'tis why I can't recall the title.
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Janice is high on booze and pills. Just business as usual.
Crazy bitch! Muahahahaha!
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Oh and I don't care that Janice looks like a deranged slag here, she will always be in my heart for her crazy antics.
I don't care for her, but I loved the way she made the paps run away!
You go Janice!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Francine on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:31pm.
I don't think you're supposed to drink alcohol when you're going through menopause.
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O yes! Because young adults are SO refined when they drink! Wait - is that a true fact?
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Yeah, Blohan, Shitney, Paristie...They are the epitome of when to say when, no????? Seriously, Janice can't hold a candle to those skanks...
LOVE YOU JANICE...you fucked up vodka swillin' SLUT.....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:29pm.
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Well, I'm pretty sure she's been around long enough to have known him personally...so...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:02pm.
Here's a question: would she have tried to drive if that pap didn't say anything? Scary
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:02pm.
Here's a question: would she have tried to drive if that pap didn't say anything? Scary
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Growing older sucks. Doesn't it Jan??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
When is this dumb bitch going to grow up and show up class? Seriously, at her age, this type of outburst is incredibly pathetic.
This is Janice...deal with it!! However, she should not be driving at this point...and she friggin knows it. Those paps probably saved her drunk ass....or someone elses. You know it's true!!!!!
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she's the reason the expression "hot mess" was invented, i love her for that, go janice...
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I saw this on TMZ. From far away, she looks really young. Then I looked again and she looks freakishly young. Creepy shit!
This isn't a mere trainwreck, this is Amtrak itself tangling up with 10 big rigs. First off, even though her face is surgeried to a mild semblance of youth her body save for her plastic tits isn't so she really shouldn't where a spaghetti strap dress. She ain't Shirley Jones.
Her face looks like a latex Halloween mask. She gets sloppy drunk at her age and attempts to drive! She can't muster the dignity to ignore the taunts of those papparazzi scumbags and attacks them instead. Yeesh, I think I need a shower after watching that. God bless you to anyone who lives in LA and sees this shit on a regular basis.
*This isn't a bullfight, girl* HAHAHA
Seriously - this is where Courtnay Cox's face is heading if she keeps up the plastic surgery.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
bitch can't hold her booze.
Here's a question: would she have tried to drive if that pap didn't say anything? Scary
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...be great or be nothing...Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:24pm.
Someone lock her into a room, preferably one with John Mayer, Keifer Sutherland, and several gallons of booze inside. The John Mayer problem would be over so fast, you'd think your ruby slippers worked after all. Keifer and Janice, who knows?
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a formula for a realtv show, sounds better than that stupid island thing.
pretty sure she is like this all of the time.
padd? they are like twitter saving lives!
really though. this isn't news just entertaining. like when julia roberts unleashes on the paps. another realtv idea, stalking & picking fights w/celebhos.
What's she famous for, anyway? Even her knees look old
Submitted by Francine on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:31pm.
I don't think you're supposed to drink alcohol when you're going through menopause.
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O yes! Because young adults are SO refined when they drink! Wait - is that a true fact?
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How is this news? I don't get it.
I will say that her ass looks a damn sight better than her face...but still..not really news, is it?
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Well that isn't so shocking. Isn't that how she always is?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This would be funny, if she didn't have kids. They are in high school, and they are sweet. They don't deserve their mother behaving this way. They've been through enough and still managed to turn out really well. This sucks.
I used to hate her but now that hate has turned into the most ardent love. That was hilarious!!!! I love how the one pap is like, "It's not a bull fight!"
I don't think you're supposed to drink alcohol when you're going through menopause.
Someone lock her into a room, preferably one with John Mayer, Keifer Sutherland, and several gallons of booze inside. The John Mayer problem would be over so fast, you'd think your ruby slippers worked after all. Keifer and Janice, who knows?
The only thing sadder than old drunken Janice are the young paps running away from her.
They know she would have beaten their asses down.
It's pretty obvious that she's mentally ill. Not saying that to be nasty; it's a shame that she's probably self-medicating and not getting the help she really needs.
But having said that, she's an interesting person and I kinda like her.