Thursday, May 14th 2009
Look Who Has A Baby Of Her Very Own........
Okay, the little girl isn't hers. Jennifer Aniston just hired the girl to make her Wednesday afternoon game of "Play House Times" more real-like. Naw, Jenny is filming that The Baster movie in Brooklyn and I guess the baster worked? Spoiler alert!
Jenny has got the whole mother bear role down. Bitch is disemboweling us with her eyes! I bet she growled at any bitch who dared to come near her and her hired child.
When movie time making was over, they probably had to pry that child out of Jenny's claws using two cranes, Vadge's roidy-cooch and a picture of Maddox winking at the camera. NOT WITHOUT MY BABY FRIEND!
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For as much money as she's spending, she ought to look pretty.
Oh look, it's another movie from Chinnifer:
'Rachel Has a Baby'
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Jennifer Aniston always play same character + she will never gain weight for a role, or have bad hair or bad clothes... as long as she looks great, she will play the role( as long as she looks like Rachel!)
We watched "Marley and Me" the other night, which covers a span of at least 10-12 years, going by the age of the kids. I thought it was pretty amazing how neither Owen Wilson's nor Jennifer Aniston's characters aged any during that time, gained any weight (especially after Jen had three kids) or changed their hairstyles...Meanwhile, it was all too obvious that different dogs were playing Marley as he aged.
But damn, what a tearjerker of a movie...We had to get up and go hug the dogs for a long time after watching it.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I think Jennifer looks really pretty in these pictures. I would rather watch a continuous feed of all of her movies for the rest of my life than watch a single movie with that cunt Angelina in it. She just looks like "hide your men, I'm a whore" on legs.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I know this is unpopular opinion, but I think Jennifer is really pretty. I love her hair.
She looks good in purple.
Aaaw...feel a bit sorry for her....She's still desperate in my eyes, but I guess anyone of us could be in her situation....no man and no kid at 40 and I guess it wouldn't make us feel great either. Hey, money can't but that stuff ;)
There's a teensy little part of me that almost feels sorry for her. You know, like she should have at least grabbed some of Brad's baby batter before he split so she could have gotten a consolation prize/baby out of the deal.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Hopefully this movie fails so she can go to some quasi-network and work at the level she deserves.
a la "Dirt" for Courtney Cox
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston