Thursday, May 14th 2009
Look Who Has A Baby Of Her Very Own........
Okay, the little girl isn't hers. Jennifer Aniston just hired the girl to make her Wednesday afternoon game of "Play House Times" more real-like. Naw, Jenny is filming that The Baster movie in Brooklyn and I guess the baster worked? Spoiler alert!
Jenny has got the whole mother bear role down. Bitch is disemboweling us with her eyes! I bet she growled at any bitch who dared to come near her and her hired child.
When movie time making was over, they probably had to pry that child out of Jenny's claws using two cranes, Vadge's roidy-cooch and a picture of Maddox winking at the camera. NOT WITHOUT MY BABY FRIEND!
• 
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:03am.
-----------------------------------
lol@ teenaged foreigners.
yeah the majority are from Asia and the middle-east.
Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:14am.
We watched "Marley and Me" the other night, which covers a span of at least 10-12 years, going by the age of the kids. I thought it was pretty amazing how neither Owen Wilson's nor Jennifer Aniston's characters aged any during that time, gained any weight (especially after Jen had three kids) or changed their hairstyles...Meanwhile, it was all too obvious that different dogs were playing Marley as he aged.
But damn, what a tearjerker of a movie...We had to get up and go hug the dogs for a long time after watching it.
***************************************************
Yep. We're not going to see it. I don't want to end up sobbing my eyes out. We had to put our little ol' man cat Moochie (10 years old) to sleep (cancer)a couple of months ago, and I still get weepy here and there.
Jenn plays the same character in every movie. Rachael from "Friends". Whatever. That's her niche. Even in "Office Space", which is hilarious. It's Rachael working as a waitress.
Julia Roberts made a career out of playing herself in every movie she does, too. The Academy of Motion Pictures must have been drunk or well paid to give her the Oscar for "Erin Brockovich".
Submitted by DeathStarJones on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:01am.
-----------------------------
yeah sure, I'm the one making a fool of myself *rolls eyes*
Well, I pick fat dumped cow over teenaged obsessed foreigner, who spends my time (between McD and Claire's shifts) jacking of thinking about my idols "jungle sex" and obsessing over some woman's womb.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
She looks beautiful and she is great at what she does. And she knows what her strengths are in her field and she plays to them. I really like her. She's to acting what Kylie Minogue is to pop music for me. I'm not necessarily a fan of that kind of music/movies, but I can't help but like them because they represent everything perfectly-executed of the genres.
And I always wonder about the state of the people who think women are just sitting around miserably fighting a ticking biological clock and desperately trying to find a man. This definitely says something about the author of said comments and nothing about Aniston. I suspect she is pretty damn happy with her life. As she should be.
And Jason Bateman is luscious.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:00am
----------------------------------
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Priceless.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:58am.
______________________________________________
Calm down. You're making a fool of yourself.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:56am.
Of course this is posted at JJ and the loons are freaking out. Probably cause there has been no news of their beloved ones lately (wonder why).
I picked this up from there...
Linda @ 05/13/2009 at 7:10 pm God, she is such a joke. The only people that love her are fat, dumped cows
***************************
Bwhahaha! Thanks for sharing Two D..Best laugh of my morning so far.
_______________________________________________________
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Pimp - It's not so much the color as the looks she gives and the shape.
Oh like they can talk. Jolie had a brow lift and reshaped her once big round eyes into cat's eyes.
Not to mention jaw surgery, nose jobs, boob lifts (Gia she has flapjacks not she's got to cantaloupes). Um, SPADE.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
hahahaha two drink - and what exactly is a "fat dumped cow" I wonder?
OY.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DeathStarJones on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:52am.
--------------------------------------
oh please STFU! She's an Alister because her movies make more money than both Brad and skankelina's movies put together, and because people can relate to her, she is not a famewhore or an attention seeker, unlike her ex husband and the cript keeper he shacked up with.
Of course this is posted at JJ and the loons are freaking out. Probably cause there has been no news of their beloved ones lately (wonder why).
I picked this up from there...
Linda @ 05/13/2009 at 7:10 pm God, she is such a joke. The only people that love her are fat, dumped cows.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:49am.
Two Drink Min
I think she looks great, healthy and pretty. She has amazing eyes.
Me too, but didn't you hear? Those are not her real eyes. I know this because one time I went to JJ and was schooled on that fact!! Haha
**
OH right!! They are obsessed about how Jen is greek and has brown hair and brown eyes.
They are fucking psychotic over there.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:48am.
Oh screw any of you people that feel the continued need to hack on this woman. Jen's great! She looks more maternal holding that child than ANY photo op I've seen of Jolie with her kids!!
Oh and she looks great as usual. Anyone that can't see it should go get their yearly eye exam.
The "desperate" label is so f*cking old and people need to get over the fact that she hasn't remarried and chooses not to have children as a single parent! Sorry but the people that are spewing that shit and have that weak mentality are just losers.
**
I agree, but I cant help but think that Jen herself is furthering that image because it keeps her in the press.
I pretty much think that the brange-anniston triangle has been driven by the trio themselves. They all get a ton of press for it.
And if Jen wanted to change her image, she certainly could. I mean, look at her movie choices: The Baster!?! Hes Just Not That Into You?!?!?
I think its all a pretty carefully designed media tactic.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
K2, how the hell did your post get above mine when I was responding to yours? Wow - WTF??
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
she looks great. she aged well. i dont think she did something to her face. at least she didnt look like a drug addict..... (you know whom i meant)
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. I think Jennifer Aniston is beautiful and I'd kill to have her figure. I don't see what she could possibly have done to deserve even a quarter of the hate that people rain down on her. Why not hate on the real assholes - Brad and Angelina? They're the ones who cheated and deceived Jen and Jen had to go through that pain in the public eye, which she did with dignity despite what haters say. I don't get it at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
So sick of her and her man troubles. And why she is considered an A-Lister is beyond me.
And somewhere, in a dark damp place, The Brad is trying to dial up (on a rotary phone cuz it's the only phone Skeletina didn't put a lock on) Jen and play Gokey's "You Are So Bootiful"....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Two Drink Min
I think she looks great, healthy and pretty. She has amazing eyes.
Me too, but didn't you hear? Those are not her real eyes. I know this because one time I went to JJ and was schooled on that fact!! Haha
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I think she looks great, healthy and pretty. She has amazing eyes.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I wonder how many women out there (married with children) would secretly admit that they would change their lives if they could? I know a few who would and then the few times they admit to it they look ashamed to have even thought about it.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
All these positive comments about Jen make me very happy.
What's not to like? unlike you know who, she's no famewhoring baby collecting freak, with oversized inflatable lips, a flat face and a tenhead.
i only like the kind of kids i can give back when i'm tired of them.
You don't need a child and a husband to be validated as a woman. I would never remarry if I got played the fuck out like Jen did. Please. Only a dumb bitch would rush back to the alter after that. And please kids are a burden to some of us, some of us simply DONT WANT THEM. That does not make us 'old', 'dried up', 'desperate', 'pathetic'. In fact those are the words I think of when I see a 40 year old who constantly talks about her kids. Jen looks amazing, this is the only 30 plus actress who is not botoxed the fuck up.
K2 - sing it sista!! I think she looks great too.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Oh screw any of you people that feel the continued need to hack on this woman. Jen's great! She looks more maternal holding that child than ANY photo op I've seen of Jolie with her kids!!
Oh and she looks great as usual. Anyone that can't see it should go get their yearly eye exam.
The "desperate" label is so f*cking old and people need to get over the fact that she hasn't remarried and chooses not to have children as a single parent! Sorry but the people that are spewing that shit and have that weak mentality are just losers.
I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :-----SugarMommaCupid @ C O M ----, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try .
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:26am
_______________________________________________
AMEN and Agreed. I intend to have kids and be married (again) when I think the time is right. Everyone jumps on Aniston for not "giving Brad his babies". Um, what if she did??? My guess is that cad would have done what he did anyway. Maddox was a good pawn, sure, but lets face it, it was the poon he was ultimately after.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I have a feeling her and John will get back together soon, because he's sniffing around her again, it's a shame because he's the type of guy who's never satisfied with what he's got.
He reminds me of me ?(and I'm a girl). lol
I love dlisted and most of the time think that its posters are of above average intelligence and witty until....a Jen post comes on and it gets turned into a 1940's gotta have a man and babies pitch. C'mon, get over the crap that a woman needs to have those things to "really be happy" or that she's desperate and still pines over the schmuck that publically humiliated her to chase after a woman who has shown the world that her morals are at best lacking. Leave her alone, she doesn't look miserable and whiny and she certainly isn't whining into your ears. Whatevs...
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Two Drink - Apparently to hear some tell it, you have nine years to collect cats before your life is over. * eye roll *
I'm 31 and am married and have kids. Do I think that's the end-all-be-all of greatness? Hell, no. You know why? Because if I make that all I am, then I have no self and women like that are way more frightening to me than someone who chooses to go the other way.
****
100% DMBAS
I don't care what any of you have to say, I love her, she looks fucking gorgeous in that main pic.
OMG OMG, I am 31 and I have no man or kids. FUCK! I am such a loser. Might as well off myself. Jesus. Some of you females have pathetic standards. You should have been born men.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
big fucking deal that jen's 40 and has no kids. she's pretty, successful, rich and living life on her terms. kids are overrated anyway. can you imagine the brangelina housewreck when all those kids are teens????? brad'll be drinking out of the bottle, if he isn't already.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:09am.
Aaaw...feel a bit sorry for her....She's still desperate in my eyes
___________________________
Yeah, desperate for people to leave her alone and get out of her bidness.
She can play the part of a loving mother very well for being a dried up old jealous hag. Thats acting. She seems to be enjoying her life and looks much happier than her ex. Actors make to much money. (I don't think she is a dried up..etc)
Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:14am.
I believe she did change hairstyles (got bangs or lost them, don't remember which) at a certain point in the movie. But yeah, I agree.
My friend recommended me a very good comunity
---- MixedFriends.cOm ----
People from all over the world gather together.
Go to have a try, you may find your love or friendship there.
So they do, Albatross! :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
ISprainedMyUvula ~ I agree 100%. Too much has been made of Chiniston's life. I suspect this is a way for her to stay revelent & her handlers just keep flaming the stories.
She can't act worth a shit...so what else is this twit suppose to do?
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:59am.
HA! GMTA! :)
**********
"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Caption for second to last photo: "Look! It bit me!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:35am.
AMEN! I am sick to death of hearing how JA (or any woman) is nothing if she doesn't have a husband and children. WTF is this, the 1950's? Jeebus.
**********
"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:09am.
Aaaw...feel a bit sorry for her....She's still desperate in my eyes, but I guess anyone of us could be in her situation....no man and no kid at 40 and I guess it wouldn't make us feel great either.
**********************************
Umm....The 50s called - they want their ideals back.
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
Submitted by CindyC on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:49am.
She looks pretty, but looks as though she's had some new work done.
***********************************
Yeah, I don't think so. I think they just caught her right in that first pic. In the thumbs she's got her same old flaws...
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
She looks pretty, but looks as though she's had some new work done.
Jenn, if you are reading this - stop now - don't turn into a Nicole.
very cute pictures
If she wanted to be married and have a baby, she'd have done it. If she wanted a baby without getting married, she'd have done it. Christ on a cracker, this is old.
****
100% DMBAS
Who cares? Her personal life will forever outshine her "acting".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
= ^ . ^ =