Look Who Has A Baby Of Her Very Own........

It is so fucking ridiculous, the shit JA gets.

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Are you ready for the thing called love
Don't come from me and you, it comes from up above
I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves
Are you ready for it?
- Bonnie Raitt

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:57am.

JJ threw his dogs a bone and finally put up a JP post.

Here's a little piece....

Orchid @ 05/13/2009 at 5:57 pm 62 we’llsee @ 05/13/2009 at 5:42 pm
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Go back to FF or Dlisted, where you belong.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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JJ threw his dogs a bone and finally put up a JP post.

Here's a little piece....

Orchid @ 05/13/2009 at 5:57 pm 62 we’llsee @ 05/13/2009 at 5:42 pm
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Go back to FF or Dlisted, where you belong.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

This from Bette Middler to People Magazine on Jennifer Aniston:

"While it may have been a good 40 years since Bette Midler last sang "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match" in Broadway's Fiddler on the Roof, the Divine Miss M is now ready to play matchmaker herself – to Jennifer Aniston.

"She needs an exciting guy, like a race-car driver," Midler, whose Las Vegas revue The Showgirl Must Go On marks its 100th show on June 7, told PEOPLE about Aniston. "I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who's going to give her a run for her money."

Still in full matchmaker mode, Midler, 63, said, "She should find somebody who is really hot, who's not in show business. Somebody with a lot of money, and she should live the large life and forget about these a--holes. She's a great girl. She's got everything going for her."

Jason Bateman-Her?

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:24am.

that was pretty good!

Ill try to help:

That kid is so scared to be near Chinnifer-Barren-Womb-ANUSton, you can see it in her eyes. The kid can tell that she is a desperate hag who eats children for dinner! If she can eat at all considering she is a CHAIN SMOKER!

GAWD BLESS THE HOLY JOLIES FOREVER AND ALL ETERNITY!!! PRAISE ANGELINA, GODESS OF ALL THAT IS GREAT, RULER OF MY EXISTANCE!!!

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I gotta go ... but I'm telling TeriAnn in advance to kiss my ass. lol

that was supposed to say *no man*

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Clarisse - don't forget she has no, no babies, she is barren and her ovaries dried up.

Jolie is the fruit of life and her and Brad are busy making baby #7 everynight.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

I'm with Missy. I'm just here to make fun of celebrities to pass the time and pretend to be the funniest person I know.

Can you see the pain in my avatar?

Slutts/TDM,
Well, until TeriAnn "Jen Post Alarm" goes off, I will attempt to fill in...

*ahem*

Jennifer is such a manly maniston. No wonder Brad left her for a real woman. A woman of untouchable virtue, class and *cough*hairball*
*cough* modesty.

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Uh, I don't think that is what is going on in that picture. I stand by my original statement. Angie Jo never looks comfortable with any of her children, except for Maddox.

I would think that YOU however would be way more comfortable at Just Jolie than D.
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I agree with that statement. Jolie has a "thing" for Maddox - hugs him in public and has no problem showing her love for him. The others are props. You get hand holding shots at best - or should I say, "grabbing the wrist" shots. I've never seen her look adoringly at Shiloh or Pax ... she never shows affection or playfulness with them - especially when the papz are around.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:05am.
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Thanks TDM, and I like your new avie, you keep'em sexy.

TeriAnn will be here, MK was a little earlier than usual with the posts, so her AJ shrine candle hasn't finished burning yet.

Slutty!
Good point! It cost a fortune in suspenders!

Shoes it is!

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

I will take Clarisse's mom jeans. My fat, cow, dumped ass needs them.

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Sluttsville - HAHAHA, if you post it...
You are on fire this morning.

Still waiting for the new resident loon TeriAnn
Who only shows up for JenA/Brandge posts.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:59am.
To hell with her shoes, I want that ass!! I mean, as in I want to have an ass like that, not that particu...well...you know what I mean!!!!
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Clarisse, what in the hell do you need an ass like hers? What would you do with all those mom jeans hanging in your closet?

Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:55am.

NIIIIIICE analogy there slutty!!! haha!

*pees in diapper*
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What about a Jenn/Brange thread is like "Field of Dreams" to the loonies: if you post it, they will come.

K2 - I have never "wanted" anything regarding anniston, or any celeb.

youre taking this much more seriopusly than I am.

but yes, I do belive that each celeb chooses to some degree the way they are portrayed in the media and I think Jen's "underdog" image is very lucrative for her!

I have no personal vested interest in any of them. Really.

Its all just talk on a blog while Im procrastinating at work. Nothing more :)

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Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:59am.
No prob..*passes coffee*
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Thanks!
*takes coffee, furtively pours in Jack Daniels*

No prob..*passes coffee*

Is it a coincidence her movie is called The Baster and Brad's new movie is called The Basterd?

oh sorry zanna, you were joking.. HARD TO TELL the way some people get about these celebtards!
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Rocket!
To hell with her shoes, I want that ass!! I mean, as in I want to have an ass like that, not that particu...well...you know what I mean!!!!

Stop lookin at me like that!

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

And what's up with the kid? Did AnnaMan specifically make sure she had a kid that did not move, smile or even look at her. I mean I guess we can't have the child out act the AnnaMan.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:45am.

.........no she doesn't...look at the first picture..when you hold a child up like that and make kissy faces, he/she is supposed to be FACING you

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holy fucking christ on a cracker

one pap photo tells you about someones potential to be a mother

yeaah, THAT makes a lot of sense!

:-p

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I agree, but I cant help but think that Jen herself is furthering that image because it keeps her in the press.

I pretty much think that the brange-anniston triangle has been driven by the trio themselves. They all get a ton of press for it.

And if Jen wanted to change her image, she certainly could. I mean, look at her movie choices: The Baster!?! Hes Just Not That Into You?!?!?

I think its all a pretty carefully designed media tactic

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Missy:

Jen is furthering that image? Come on now. You all want these movies to be a reflection of her life and maybe JUST F*CKING MAYBE their NOT. I'm sure when Jen looks in the mirror she doesn't see a desperate clingy whiny barren womb man less woman! On some level maybe she picks the movies b/c like ALOT of women in the world she can relate,however, it doesn't mean it's her life! The movie HJNTIY - anyone who has ever dated can relate to it. The Baster - it seems to be pretty common these days that women use sperm donors - maybe she knows a few of those women. Why does this scream " Jen's life"!? Because she's 40 playing a 40 yr old character? get a grip.

Jen keeps herself in the media by working and promoting films. The media keeps her in the press because of her divorce. That's not her choosing.

Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:55am.
Hello...JOKE...Jesus.

Not to mention that baby looks hungover in that last picture.
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Sorry! Still early where I live...and only one cup of coffee so far.

Hello...JOKE...Jesus.

Not to mention that baby looks hungover in that last picture.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:47am.
Jenn/Brangelina threads are like nursery mobiles in a DListed crib.

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NIIIIIICE analogy there slutty!!! haha!

*pees in diapper*

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Pimpcessa,

I admit that I am in lust with Jeremy Sisto and you guys all know that. But I don't think he can see me through my monitor like the people from JJ think Brad and AJ can see them through theirs. I don't think that if I met The Sisto, he'd want to be my BFF like the Brangeloonies think the Sainted Ones would if they ever met. And although I'd love to actually meet The Sisto, I know if I did I'd make a total arse of myself whereas the JJ Loons believe if they ever met their idols, they'd immediately crap gold bars and glitter from just being in the exalted presence.

Blah.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:46am.
Uh Oh, Parenting Expert in the thread.
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No kidding.
(Hi, Bradi!)

Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:45am.

RE: Jennifer looks beautiful in these pictures, and far more natural holding that little person than Angie Jo ever does.

.........no she doesn't...look at the first picture..when you hold a child up like that and make kissy faces, he/she is supposed to be FACING you.
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Uh, I don't think that is what is going on in that picture. I stand by my original statement. Angie Jo never looks comfortable with any of her children, except for Maddox.

I would think that YOU however would be way more comfortable at Just Jolie than D.

Yea for Jennifer! She's got it all, and is quite contented with her life. I say good for her. As for her ex and the bimbo baby mamma, boo hoo, Angie is seeing a psychiatrist over her ruined relationship with baby daddy who is in rehab for being driven by the wicked witch of all plains to alcoholism..They've been "together" in public, but in private, they've been "apart" now for two years. Their relationship is an "OPEN" one, each can screw whomever they want as long as it doesn't damage "The Brand"...twins are being withheld to keep their monitary value intact...photos will be sold when they want to add to their hidden (Charitable Trust) cash crypt. They are very rich, and extremely miserable....Karma is a B*tch!....lol

Whenever MK needs some time off he always posts a Jenn/Brangelina thread because he knows that it will keep us busy & we won't notice that he's gone. Jenn/Brangelina threads are like nursery mobiles in a DListed crib.

Sugaroo
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:40am.
Those JJ people can't seem to comprehend that if Brabgelina actually met them IRL, they wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire.

They would have better luck if Tom Cruise came across them on fire. He thinks it's his DUTY to help because he's a Scientologist. Brad would probably just light his cigarette of their ass while they were burning up. Not that he smokes anymore...of course. Haha

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

I am never having children and at this point in my life, do not intend on marriage. I feel fine about it.

On that note, I like her, she doesn't bother me at all.

I am not a cow, nor fat, and I am the one who does the dumping in a realtionship. : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Uh Oh, Parenting Expert in the thread.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

RE: Jennifer looks beautiful in these pictures, and far more natural holding that little person than Angie Jo ever does.

.........no she doesn't...look at the first picture..when you hold a child up like that and make kissy faces, he/she is supposed to be FACING you

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:09am.
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hey stop trolling me motherfucker.
why don't you go back to JJ and obsess over your idols instead of following me around this site.
ps: Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

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You sound like the ghetto trash that you are. Real classy parenting you had.

Hugs!
Muah!

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:40am.

Those JJ people can't seem to comprehend that if Brabgelina actually met them IRL, they wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire.

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Haha, JJ loons really know how to take it to the limit. I can't imagine my whole life revolving around what other peoples lives are. Especially when I don't even know them. And as far as AJ and BP breaking up....who gives a shit except for them and those kids?? I do love it when they blog as if they "really know" the feelings of them and that Brad or Angelina "would NEVER" do that as if they are inside their heads or something. It just seems like a terrific waste of ones energy and emotion. It may be fun dogging them from time to time but to really live day to day on someone elses life is just stupid.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:13am.

I still and fully believe with my fat dumped cow fool ass, the loons are a direct reflection of Skeletina's useless cuntfacing ways.

Vicious and really ignorant.

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UH-HUH!

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To hell with all of the above, I want her shoes!

missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:08am

"And when it doesn’t come, what are you going to do? Throw yourself out the window, off a cliff, under a bus, or will you just break out into ássholes and sh*t yourself to death?"

AND this is what qualifies as a comment that makes JJ "The Nicest Blog" online.
I still and fully believe with my fat dumped cow fool ass, the loons are a direct reflection of Skeletina's useless cuntfacing ways.

Vicious and really ignorant.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Jennifer looks beautiful in these pictures, and far more natural holding that little person than Angie Jo ever does.

I don't get the Jennifer hate...what did she do to deserve it? (speaking to the Just Jolie fantards here, as most Dlisters don't get it either)

Submitted by DeathStarJones on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:06am.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:03am.

ugh. cut it out kids.

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*rolly eyes, happy poses to the whole world*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by DeathStarJones on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:06am
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hey stop trolling me motherfucker.
why don't you go back to JJ and obsess over your idols instead of following me around this site.
ps: Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

see, this is what freaks me the fuck out about any "fans" of brange or annisotn:

Jill @ 05/13/2009 at 6:50 pm Bringing this over from the last thread:

Ha ha ha @ 05/13/2009 at 3:03 pm
When the official announcement comes and it IS COMING re the Brangelina split, will you cry? Who’s side will you take then?
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And when it doesn’t come, what are you going to do? Throw yourself out the window, off a cliff, under a bus, or will you just break out into ássholes and sh*t yourself to death?
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I realize you and your co-freaks have been crying yourselves to sleep every night for the past four and a half years. But Brad and Angie aren’t about to break up any time soon just to provide you with some relief from your agony.
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Of course you could end your pain at any time but just going on about your business and stop tearing yourself to pieces over somebody else’s divorce, but I suspect by this time you’re too identified with your pain to let it go. It’s all you have left in your miserable existence.
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Sucks like hell being you, doesn’t it?

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WTF?!?!?!?!??!??!

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Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:03am.
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Anyone who uses the "rolls eyes" comment is pretty much a fool. Sorry to break the obvious news to you, sweetie.

Anyhow, you need a hug.

Sugar kisses to ya!

Muah!