Thursday, May 14th 2009
Look Who Has A Baby Of Her Very Own........
Okay, the little girl isn't hers. Jennifer Aniston just hired the girl to make her Wednesday afternoon game of "Play House Times" more real-like. Naw, Jenny is filming that The Baster movie in Brooklyn and I guess the baster worked? Spoiler alert!
Jenny has got the whole mother bear role down. Bitch is disemboweling us with her eyes! I bet she growled at any bitch who dared to come near her and her hired child.
When movie time making was over, they probably had to pry that child out of Jenny's claws using two cranes, Vadge's roidy-cooch and a picture of Maddox winking at the camera. NOT WITHOUT MY BABY FRIEND!
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Submitted by kiv on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:53pm.
well my beef with this maniston character is that first that trick takes ma queen's man before she even met him, thinks she can marry the man and have him foreva... and now... now she thinks she can own a child of her own. Bitch. Doesn't she know only St. Angie can have a man and kids of her own!
Long live Brangelina!!
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well my beef with this maniston character is that first that trick takes ma queen's man before she even met him, thinks she can marry the man and have him foreva... and now... now she thinks she can own a child of her own. Bitch. Doesn't she know only St. Angie can have a man and kids of her own!
Long live Brangelina!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:06am.
Hopefully this movie fails so she can go to some quasi-network and work at the level she deserves.
a la "Dirt" for Courtney Cox
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Yeah because that's what it will take - omg -people are dumb. She just came off of two hit movies ... I doubt ONE fail will send her back to a network. She certainly didn't have the success for Rumor Has It, Derailed or Friends with Money BUT she did have a monster hit with the Break Up. You win some you lose some. People need to accept that she is A-list and a few "not so great" movies aren't going to put her back in TV land!!
Why do loons think they have the Romance of Our Times? Yeah, married actor fucks his co-star, ending the marriage. How romantic. And ORIGINAL. LOL
Maybe I should have said "boned his co-star", since we're talking about Angie bones here.
She looks so cute with 0that child,she will make a great mom someday.
I could care less about the baby talk. Considering all the variables she controls and cannot control in life, I think she's living it as much to her pleasure as she can. Go Jen. That said, she is showing signs of aging. Is it me or does she look more and more every day like Melissa Gilbert's slightly prettier sister?
The Break-Up, He's Just Not That Into You and now The Baster??? Jen, honey, you're starting to make me uncomfortable. Take it to the therapist's couch, not the big screen.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
K2.
What if you like to rub yourself against your brother's fiance's couch arm? Yep, still a brangeloonie.
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 1:29pm.
PHEW!
I AM NOT A LOONIE!
*does shitney boot movement arts in dance of joy*
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WELL I like drinking smoking AND shooting dope so which one is my idol???
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The only way to know for sure is if you ask yourself: do I like tonguing my brother? If you don't have a brother, then ask yourself : Do I like humping married or engaged men? If the answer is "yes" to either of those questions then you my friend would be a brangeloonie.
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 1:13pm.
Mannys fans relate to her so well. With all the boozing and pot smoking she's their idol.
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Maybe we should switch to a heroin taking idol?
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WELL I like drinking smoking AND shooting dope so which one is my idol???
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:23pm.
Im sorry, but
Minor in SHITNEY BOOT MOVEMENT ARTS!?!?!?!
you just made my WEEK! hahahaaa!!!! LOVE IT!
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Breakdown,
No argument there. Girl can’t act.
Rocket!
No! I’ll stick with pot and booze. Heroine makes you look like the crypt keeper.
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
You know, the thing about being "empty, frivolous, whiny , irritating, superficial and full of shit" could be said about the three of them: Aniston, Jolie and Pitt, quite honestly. The three of them can't act to save their lives so all they have is the publicity about their private lives or looks. AND Jolie and Pitt also have looked quite miserable as of late, not only Aniston.
The thing is, everyone sees what they want to see about these three. I have always said it, everyone drools for Jolie or Pitt because they think they are good looking. I have read very few compliments for their craft, wich is acting. They are actors but are being praised for their "good looks". Imagine a doctor or a lawyer in the same position; would you say the same thing?. It doesn't matter if said doctor kills his patients because he's dreadful at his craft, but it doesn't matter as long as he/she is good looking?!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The only ones fascinated with Jennifer's uterus is the gossip rags.
I think Jen's content with keeping her stomach in tact and just enjoying her life.
Hey, I love my kids, don't get me wrong, but I would have also had fun in life too. I would have liked to travel more.
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Expecting my third in October.
Mannys fans relate to her so well. With all the boozing and pot smoking she's their idol.
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Maybe we should switch to a heroin taking idol?
So Angie didn't steal from a loving , in love couple
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She still went after and fucked a married man. Nice Idol!
At the end of the day, I am sure JA does not give a rat's ass about Angelina, brad or their gaggle of babies.
She DOES have a great life with or without kids.
But I am not siding with Team Brangelina int he slightest when I say that Jennifer Aniston is lucky to have had 'Friends' because hometrick flat out cannot act and the only reason she remains in the headlines is because of a couple of people no longer in her life.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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great post..Chinnifer! too hilarious.......
LAndi,
Little known fact, only the purchased babies come with reciepts. The IVF babies come with vouchers.
Dirk,
I don't think she looks bad for a 40yr old. Her face is blah...but her body is TIGHT!
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Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:14pm.
Trying to steal another woman’s husband for good? Have a baby!
Trying to make a failing relationship better?? Have a baby!!
Trying to convince the world that you are the virgin savior??? Babies!!!
Babies fix all of lifes problems!!!
- And most of them come with receipts!
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Aniston always looks so miserable. And now she's beginning to show signs of aging. She's never had that much substance to begin with, so I wonder what she'll do next with her life, because let's face it, opportunities are going to dry out for her pretty quick. She'll probably turn into a Baby Jane Hudson type...
Trying to steal another woman’s husband for good? Have a baby!
Trying to make a failing relationship better?? Have a baby!!
Trying to convince the world that you are the virgin savior??? Babies!!!
Babies fix all of lifes problems!!!
I learned that Brangelina Loonaversity!.
(I minored in Octomom)
Babies and light!!!
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:56am.
Love how you fools go to JJ then run back here to paste Jolie fan comments.
Well, I like to think of it as a public service. If there are people in the world who think these affected, overpaid, sanctimonious hypocrites are the answer to love’s young dream it behoves us all to take the piss out of them like the deluded fools that they are, every chance we get. In addition, many of us have or are studying for psychology degrees and really bonkers research material is hard to find. God bless the Jolie-Pitts.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:05pm.
How Silly of me Clarry! You are soooooo right! I need to study up a little better! Children make everything legit!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oh Em Gee Devilgirl!!!
It's the babies!!! The babies!!! THE BABIES!!!!!!!! Have you learned nothing from Brangina???
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:58am.
I am curious as to why Jen's relationships are all labled as "fakes", yet Brad and Angelina's is not a fake?
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Really, one of the biggest contrivances in Hollywood is the media beast known as BRANGELINA.
Get out the tranquilizer gun and destroy it.
this is just sad. why can't Aniston fans( majority of Dlisters) and jolie fans(JJ loons) just get along. lets just say 'fuck you, rich hags' to both and move along.
BTW those JJ comments that were posted here are fucking frightening.
I am curious as to why Jen's relationships are all labled as "fakes", yet Brad and Angelina's is not a fake? How do all these people ragging on Jen have this great inside knowledge of what is real and what isn't?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I WAN MUHHHHHH SON BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Bellaella on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:38am.
I HATE Aniston. She whines, whines, whines. Her and her fucking fake douchebag boyfriends. She is empty, frivolous, whiny , irritating, superficial and full of shit.
I'll take Angie anytime. At least she's interesting and bothers to do something with her life apart from highlighting her hair . If I were David Arquette, I'll bitch slap her and tell her to stop coming in between and hanging around his wife.
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Mannys fans relate to her so well. With all the boozing and pot smoking she's their idol. Oh hey K2 hope you didn't miss me much I got here as soon as I could. BWAHAHAHAHA
Love how you fools go to JJ then run back here to paste Jolie fan comments.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:49am.
The child looks terrified.
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Oh hell, is that all you've got?
Submitted by Bellaella on Thu, 05/14/2009 -
Oh please. Let's not judge
Not judge? Sorry no can do, judging St Angie, her bellend himbo and unkempt litter amuses me.
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Submitted by Bellaella on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:38am.
I HATE Aniston. She whines, whines, whines. Her and her fucking fake douchebag boyfriends. She is empty, frivolous, whiny , irritating, superficial and full of shit.
I'll take Angie anytime. At least she's interesting and bothers to do something with her life apart from highlighting her hair .
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I guess I didn't realize how interesting heroin addicts and brother fuckers can be. And Jennifer Anniston is one of the top philanthropists in Hollywood. Ever hear of St. Jude's Hospitals?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:45am.
I'll take Angie anytime. At least she's interesting and bothers to do something with her life apart from highlighting her hair
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Yeah, I'd call adultery and brother kissing interesting.
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Oh please. Let's not judge. Cast the first stone and all that shit. Unless you have committed no sin to speak of..and it's well known in Hollywood Jen and Brad were a set up fake couple. So Angie didn't steal from a loving , in love couple
The child looks terrified.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:13am.
missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:08am
AND this is what qualifies as a comment that makes JJ "The Nicest Blog" online.
I still and fully believe with my fat dumped cow fool ass, the loons are a direct reflection of Skeletina's useless cuntfacing ways.
Vicious and really ignorant.
Sheer poetry-'useless cuntfacing ways' is my phrase de jour.
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:11am.
Submitted by DeathStarJones on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:06am.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:03am.
ugh. cut it out kids.
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I second missy.
And UKer - you love and worship Jen. That's your prerogative. So don't tell us to STFU cos we hate the right to hate on Jen and dislike her. Mind your own business.
I'll take Angie anytime. At least she's interesting and bothers to do something with her life apart from highlighting her hair
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Yeah, I'd call adultery and brother kissing interesting.
I HATE Aniston. She whines, whines, whines. Her and her fucking fake douchebag boyfriends. She is empty, frivolous, whiny , irritating, superficial and full of shit.
I'll take Angie anytime. At least she's interesting and bothers to do something with her life apart from highlighting her hair . If I were David Arquette, I'll bitch slap her and tell her to stop coming in between and hanging around his wife.
yay @ 05/13/2009 at 5:47 pm I can’t wait for Pitt Porn.
mmsic @ 05/13/2009 at 5:52 pm Hey Jack @5:24 pm—Oh,I’m swooning over Brad and Angie,they’re the most beautiful and adorable couple including their children of course.I don’t know them but who cares,I just love reading any article about them.Wow,they are the greatest!!! If you think I DON’T HAVE A LIFE,YOU ARE GREATLY MISTAKEN.I work,i love to play the slot machines,i like to play golf,what more could i ask for,i am a happy camper.Oh,by the way i am married.What say you now,moron!!!
for real @ 05/13/2009 at 5:59 pm Brad and Angelina are the most perfect creatures from god.
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:16am.
i been practicing ;)
it's a hard life being a loon. not sure i can make up another one!! hahhaaaa.
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:12am.
that was frighteningly authentic sounding!!!
EEP!
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omg jen is soooo desperate now she has to steal a baby??? (blatantly ignoring facts in post) and she can't even do that right!! JEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THEM FROM OTHER COUNTRIES!!!! she is trying soo hard to be angelina the boootiful. Its not working!! give it up!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE ANGELINA!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Plot to the baster "...man finds out that his best friend is planning on having a child through artificial insemination"courtesy of Wiki
are you fuckin' kidding me!! jen, step away from these shitty rom-coms that capitalize on your personal life. shit! this whole time i thought MK was joking around about the whole Baster thing.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:58am.
hahahaha two drink - and what exactly is a "fat dumped cow" I wonder?
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