Which One Of These Hos Went Home On American Idol?
Whose dreams have been crushed, killed and buried tonight? Find out after the jump. JUMP!!!
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We worked together and we stomped on the Lens Crafters-wearing cockroach that is Danny Gokey! We don't have to see Danny's smug caca-eating face at the finals next week! I'm so happy that I could slap a vag with my tongue. I'm so happy that I could kiss a clit. This is a beautiful, beautiful moment! We must all celebrate by burning our glasses. Okay, don't do that, but at least you can look at your glasses again without thinking of that skeezy bag of butt plugs.
We did it America! We fucking did it! Get a neighbor to lick your nipple, because you did good. Well, unless you voted for Gokey. And if that's the case....AHAHAHAHA. You lost. Viva Glamberace and Kris! I hope they make out in the finale. Or at least touch tongues.
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hehehehe..douchebag will launch a CD with Blues/Salsa/Merengue/ que-carajo-es-eso (what-the-fuck-is-that!!!). Hehehhe,also I read somewhere else that he will MODEL..yep, the GO'Key will be a MODEL...
Kris, go away, my BIG GAY LION will win, he is awesome and the best after Allison(also known as-my-empty-bottles of ROn are still dancing hearing your itunes songs) GOOO BGL! GOOOOOOO FOR THE F% WINNNN
Love love Danny Gokey!! I didn't think he'd win the title - and didn't want him to. Wish he would've made top 2 - but top 3 is awesome. I had to buy his music off itunes so I could keep hearing is great voice! I don't see where the hate comes from - if you not his fan, then fine. I'm not an Adam fan, but I don't hate him. Guess I'm not a Kris fan either - and I don't hate on him. Really, the reason there were Danny haters is because they were jealous and worried he'd win. Now he can just go do his own thing - whether it is music or not.
And to Dlisted himself - I love your site for cracking me up - even if you are nasty - but you really pissed me off with your Gokey hating!!
38 year old Mom of 2 - wasting my time posting on blogs?? What has become of me??
Jordin Sparks is such a fat cow. Can't stand her.
Katy Perry sucks too.
Its so hard to find good music to listen to :(.
I cheered when that douch bag Danny got voted off! Danny boy singing is too hoarse & he is fug. I bet Simon's furry titties will sign him anyway. Kris is a cute douch bag. Too bad he married that fugly wife of his. Go Kris! Adam the screacher will probably win & radios will be thrown out the windows as soon as his song comes on.
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there is a big difference of me calling someone a loser and this person hating everyone, I dont hate whoever writes this, but there is a certain point where you just get too annoyed so think before you talk
Hella22, GO GO DANNY!
listen bella freakin ella, I read this website everyday okay, there is alot of stuff i dont agree with on this website but when it comes to Danny then it pisses me off okay..okay now shut up!
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"Well it looks like Fat Elvis will win the show. They've been grooming him to win from the beginning and even that non-singing Katy Perry had his crater faced ass on her cheap costume. So yay for Fat Elvis or Glambarace, whatever he's being called these days. Personally I'm glad Gokey is gone because he was the best out of all of them and he will likely go far. Winners of American Idol usually end up in some Lifetime movie."
BWAH HA HA HA HA, Gokey is the best out of them all? I just peed a little!
Well it looks like Fat Elvis will win the show. They've been grooming him to win from the beginning and even that non-singing Katy Perry had his crater faced ass on her cheap costume. So yay for Fat Elvis or Glambarace, whatever he's being called these days. Personally I'm glad Gokey is gone because he was the best out of all of them and he will likely go far. Winners of American Idol usually end up in some Lifetime movie.
Thankfully he is gone..Too bad it took soooooo fucking long!!! I mean really, basically the show is freaking over. Personality wise, I liked Gokey's boyfriend from the auditions & the beginning of the show way better than him.
Without Allison around I dont really care who wins now.
LOL... i just read this on the AP:
"Danny Gokey (GO'-key) has big plans for his life after "American Idol."
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The 29-year-old also wants to start his own eyeglass line and make a "soulful" album with rhythm and blues mixed with salsa and merengue beats.
This was a good choice to boot Chokey. The A.I producers must have gotten wind that people were sick of him yapping on about his dead wife and butchering songs week after week.
how embarrassing that the home visits everywhere were ALL tweens (not even teens!) and moms?!?! i mean, i think kris' fans were about 80% 10-12 years old!!! LOL... adam at least had a POST-pubescent girl storming the stage... she must've looked like an amazon standing in the crowd of 12 years old girls (or maybe she was 12, and just developed early?). in any case, it was clear why poor allison didn't have a shot in hell when the idol fans were revealed. i actually think kris will win... adam's drama is starting to cause a disconnect between real emotion and the song. don't get me wrong, i think he is really great and would be SUCH a great concert-giver... but, somehow, i think the underdog kris might win. (and, like they said, there were only about 1mm votes between the two of them yesterday. and gokey fans are likely to pick kris over adam.) in any case, very happy not to have to see gokey's face anymore... am i the only one that thinks his marriage was some weird fake thing... and his buddy that got cut that met him (at the hotel room, couldn't you tell) is his real lover? still wishing his lover made it over him in the first place... do NOT get that the judges (at least paula and kara) were shocked to see danny go... do NOT get that. paula, i love you, but tears... stop... just STOP.
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Submitted by S_G on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:15pm.
I don't hate Kris. Good voice, the most improved performer of the season, but he's like vanilla ice cream.
Is it just me or have they not shown a lot of Kris Allen's wife since Simon made that crack a while back about hiding her?
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Ditto on Kris. I see his wife shown in the audience about every week, unless I'm hallucinating. Which could very well be because I'm working ungodly hours lately.
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I could have done without Katy Perry assaulting my ear drums last night. I wish we could've heard a critique on that, because she sucked.
Call me crazy, but I liked Gockey. Didn't expect him to win, but I preferred him over Kris. Who really cares who wins at this point. Adam would do better on Broadway than the studio IMO and for some reason, if Kris wins, I expect he would sell well at first while he still has the AI hype and then crash and burn. He's very...well, boring. He has a nice enough voice, but nothing spectacular. Certainly nothing that would see him through a long career.
I want Kris to win. Adam needs to go where he belongs and that is Broadway here he comes! Did anyone else think that Gokey sounds just like Michael Bolton when he is singing?
"Think with your dipstick Jimmy!"
Am I the only wants who thinks that homo Adam Lambert can't sing? Good god he sounds like someone is raping a cat! Ugh and that gross look he has. That other douche can't sing either and has no personality. Idol just needs to end - worse season EVER.
What is it with people who say they don't care then come on and read this post and comment on it or like hella22 get nasty - this site is not forced on you. You don't need to come on this site, read it, read posts that don't interest you ( I just skip them)or get all preachy. Then DON"T COME!!!!!! We don't need you here
Hahahahahhaaha! I couldn't wait to get home to my computer to celebrate with MK and all Dlisters! MK sums it up with his Kanye-esque celebratory speech! Every word was what my mind was thinking of! All our bitchings and prayers worked!
I watched the show twice to see the smirk wiped off Porky's face! Hahahhaa!
You know who should win? The Rwandan boy - think it's Noah?. He had more talent then all 12 contestants put together - hell the entire 50 million who auditioned. He was half their age and a million times more talented and entertaining then all of them put together!
And what's happy to sweet, virginal Jordon? She now looks as though she knows sex, drugs and seen way too much! Sexy , which she never was before!
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I feel like I'm crazy because I think Adam is HORRIBLE. I missed it when they passed out the Adam Koolaid, I guess...
Why would anyone want that screeching owl Adam Lambert to be the American Idol?????? He sings EVERY SONG THE SAME WAY. Who would buy that??
Ewwwwww gross.
I only watched once this season, but Adam ruined that U2 song for me!
Why Simon didn't get up and bitchslap him is beyond me..unless Adam played a little slap and tickle with Simon earlier.....
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"it is obvious by body language in the pic who the winner is. Two peeps with sloped shoulders, one with the cock stance going on."
True, because posture has always been the defining criterion into who wins shows like this. Paul Potts was struttin down the street like it was nobody's business before he won. And don't get me started on Susan Boyle's in-yo-face attitude.
Sarcasm.
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Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:44pm.
Why does the British version of Simon Cowell's show enjoy the likes of classical tenor Paul Potts and contemporary mezzo Susan Boyle but the American version is filled with dumbed-down vocal dipshits like the above pictured blurs of humanity?
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I think American Idol is actually X-Factor in the UK....Britain's Got Talent goes with America's Got Talent....the big difference is that you can have many kinds of talents on those shows and there's no age limit. These shows are for creating Pop Icons....or so they say...
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Thankyou Angel! Cowell certainly has his fingers in alot of.....things.
PS. Way to confuse me dude. I'm leaving it.
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"it is obvious by body language in the pic who the winner is. Two peeps with sloped shoulders, one with the cock stance going on."
True, because posture has always been the defining criterion into who wins shows like this. Paul Potts was struttin down the street like it was nobody's business before he won. And don't get me started on Susan Boyle's in-yo-face attitude.
Sarcasm.
"it is obvious by body language in the pic who the winner is. Two peeps with sloped shoulders, one with the cock stance going on."
True, because posture has always been the defining criterion into who wins shows like this. Paul Potts was struttin down the street like it was nobody's business before he won. And don't get me started on Susan Boyle's in-yo-face attitude.
Sarcasm.
Why does the British version of Simon Cowell's show enjoy the likes of classical tenor Paul Potts and contemporary mezzo Susan Boyle but the American version is filled with dumbed-down vocal dipshits like the above pictured blurs of humanity?
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AI sucks, but Susan Boyle?! What a dork. Yeah...bring on the overweight virgins singing Andrew Lloyd Webber songs. The Brits are so cultured!
Kris could very well win this thing. I don't see the Gokey votes going for Adam.
I'm just glad Gokey is gone.
WHOO HOO! Bye-bye, Gokey! :D
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HAHA. Later, Gokey! I never cared for you in the first place.
Let's do this, Glambert!!
Yet again: read my description.
THE SHOW THAT PAUL POTTS AND SUSAN BOYLE WERE/ARE ON IS NOT THE US COUNTERPART. They have Pop Idol to our American Idol and it is exactly the same. They INVENTED the show. The American version, and all of the others, are Pop Idol knock-offs.
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:44pm.
Why does the British version of Simon Cowell's show enjoy the likes of classical tenor Paul Potts and contemporary mezzo Susan Boyle but the American version is filled with dumbed-down vocal dipshits like the above pictured blurs of humanity?
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Are you kidding me? America listen to something (decent) other than what gets shit out of the cookie cutter machine? Aha ha ha ha ha!
Adam's a cutie, and I'd love to get together for a slumber party and share our MAC makeup and coo over cute boys, but I can't stand his screeching. Jesus. Adam deserves a big career -- on Broadway.
Kris on the other hand...yum. Plus, I think he's the most original artist up there. He took songs I HATE (Heartless, She Works Hard For The Money) and turned them around so that I downloaded his versions on iTunes. Isn't that what the producers want...someone who will sell records?
Adam's likeable, I just can't see anyone buying his shit.
Have NOT watched for three seasons but it is obvious by body language in the pic who the winner is. Two peeps with sloped shoulders, one with the cock stance going on.
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