News You Already Know: Shanna Moakler Quits That Bitch
Brought to you by popular demand! Shanna Moakler is no longer Miss California's main pimp! Shanna freed herself from Donald Trump's chains this afternoon. I bet she's regretting that decision after she found out Craigslist got rid of their "Erotic Services" category. DAMN! Well, fuckit. Shanna doesn't need those gutter hos. This is the statement she released to UsWeekly:
"Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams."
You know the world is a strange place when Shanna Moakler sounds like the voice of reason.
I hope this is finally it! I am so sick of seeing Donald Trump's smug face and Miss Tits4Jesus on my TV screen. Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!
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love her rainbow eye shadow. but in this resigning moment she does make you proud.
the donald was back on today w/miss ca & matt lauer for like the 100th interview. no mas!!
I don't get it. I thought she was just some douchebag's on-again/off-again ex-wife.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 4:43pm.
She shoulda' snatched Donny's combover off his pointy fuckin head on her way out the door.
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Oh yes that would have been great!
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"I want to be a role model for young women..."
Riiight. Remember those words the next time you have a smack down in a club. Hypocrite much?
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Carrie Prejean should be waterboarded just for sakes.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 4:45pm.
Brave eye make-up
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And, strangely, I don't hate it.
(depends on the setting, of course, but still!)
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
She looks like Rainbo Brite. You could tell in the video from the press conference and interviews after that she was not feeling Ms. California keeping her title at all.
Yeah, she's a real role model alright.... Well, if hiring maids to take care of your kids while you party late night and don't wake up until 2 p.m. is worthy of a role modeling position.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
And MK the news does cover STAINS...just as long as they're on a fat jewish girls dress *rimshot*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
MK? What, no love for her caramel colored brows? And you let her kaleidoscope eye shadow go unmentioned?
Someone needs a latte.
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Donald trump told it how it is! Tits4jesus (hehehe) has the same stand as obama. Call Pigez the WAHmbulance, fat fucker.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
She shoulda' snatched Donny's combover off his pointy fuckin head on her way out the door.
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