Wednesday, May 13th 2009

News You Already Know: Shanna Moakler Quits That Bitch

Brought to you by popular demand! Shanna Moakler is no longer Miss California's main pimp! Shanna freed herself from Donald Trump's chains this afternoon. I bet she's regretting that decision after she found out Craigslist got rid of their "Erotic Services" category. DAMN! Well, fuckit. Shanna doesn't need those gutter hos. This is the statement she released to UsWeekly:

"Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams."

You know the world is a strange place when Shanna Moakler sounds like the voice of reason.

I hope this is finally it! I am so sick of seeing Donald Trump's smug face and Miss Tits4Jesus on my TV screen. Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!

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oh, please - the only reason you're "over it" is because Trump let her keep the crown. If he had given her the boot, you'd have that sh*t front page for a week. And that skank Moakler can get over herself - nobody gives a rats @ss if she stays or goes. Good riddance. And thank god it shut that parasite Hilton up for a day or so.

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Trump dropped the ball on this one. Prejean should have been dropped once she her Miss California duties stopped being her number one priority and the first titty shots came out. Rules say no nudity and there's nudity. He can't drop that ho bag Miss Nevada for nudity and state her photos were lewd, shit I think Miss California photos are lewd there's nothing artistic in any of her shots. Just some broad flashing her tatas to get ahead, at least Miss Nevada was having fun with her friends. That is a slippery slope he's on.

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Smart.

I just cant get behind that "I dont agree with her but she is entitled to her own opinion". I mean it is fucking true but just NO. Nazis are entitled to their own opinions too then, following this reasoning. Racist are entitled to their own opinions, homophobic assholes are entitled to their own opinions, but fuck me if I aint going to be condemning them and hoping they go to hell for their hateful ways.

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OOh I like her makeup here, I don't care how 80s it is! She's a dipshit but she's pretty.

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@ Noelegy: I support your comment 100%. If Peez could not accept her opinion, he should not have asked the question in the fist place.

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She's no role model herself. She's in the tabloids a lot due to her ex husband. She just wants some more free press.

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Noelegy:

Moakler is a former winner, so her being there is justifiable.

I too, do not like how the media is villifying Miss California, because she is entitled to her opinion whether or not we agree.

But I also believe that it was someone in the Miss USA camp that leaked those pics in the first place to generate publicity.

And it is no coincidence Trump hired Perez for show.

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Miss Tits4Jesus, that's great MK!

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I support same-sex marriage. Let me say that first. But I think it's truly ugly the way Miss California is being savaged, especially as someone else pointed out, our President holds the same views. Do we only have free speech when it's politically correct free speech?

Furthermore, I've heard a pageant official interviewed recently who said that the judges are specifically told NOT to ask the girls questions pertaining to sex or politics. Peez (typo but it stays) Hilton had no business being a judge in the first place, and his behavior since the pageant has been inexcusible. Where's the media outrage over that?

Finally: Shanna Moakler? WTF was she doing connected in any way with this organization anyway?

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Pot. Kettle. What?

Is this verbatum from her press release?

"I cannot with a clear conscious move forward..."

Conscience?

Just curious, only funny if it was in fact sent out worded that way.

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Sheeps: Ahh, yes. Me too *cheers*! I'm so glad there's some dedicated dlisters still here! I didn't have internet for awhile & when I came back there were a lot of people here I didn't know...

Anywho... Umm... *stay on topic, river* MiMi probably pulled a Noami Campbell on her stylist's ass after this. Fuck. I would.

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Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:32pm.

*chin chin* I dint get to start my libation till 9 pm, so I'm making up for lost time.

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Sheeps: "Look, typing falls off here after 5:30 pm."

Lol! Yeah I'm gonna be guilty of that soon *takes long swig of her libation*

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No Words: Damn. That's fucked up. People should never trust anyone who does their eye-makeup like that anyway... But, yeah that sucks. I'm strait but I'm a HUGE supporter of Gay Rights, etc...

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Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:14pm.
No Words: "That she supports a hate orginization while representing the United States in a shallow compacity."

I think No Words was quoting Stank. Look, typing falls off here after 5:30 pm.

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Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:14pm.
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That quote is from putsomestankonit, which I repeated in my post. I believe she(?) is referring to The National Organization for Marriage, which is a right-wing group against homosexuality and devoted to stopping gay marriage, and for whom Miss Prejean has been shilling to the exclusion of performing her duties as Miss California.

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No Words: "That she supports a hate orginization while representing the United States in a shallow compacity."

Sorry i'm a little late joining this post - tell me what you mean? What "hate orginization?"

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:27pm.
While I disagree strongly with Prejean and her beliefs she is more than entitlted to them and had every right to express them when asked.

What bothers me is that she knowningly lied when signing the contact to compete. That she supports a hate orginization while representing the United States in a shallow compacity. That she refuses to answer questions because she feels they are not relevant to the issue at hand, when they most certainly are. That she claims to be a devout Christian but cannot live up to what a true is Christian is. And that she took money to get plastic tits to help her win the title.

Plus is anyone really shocked or surprised that Donald Trump allowed this slut to keep her crown?
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i dont get it.. what does she have to do with the miss cali now?

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When Shanna Moakler is too good for your ceremony, it's time to throw in the towel.

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HAHAHAHA I might be alone on this, but I'M GLAD SHE IS FUCKING GONE!
Bitch kept getting caught in lies, not to mention she is a trashy no-class has-been.
If you watched her reality show, you knows she cant' even wake up and get out of bed to take care of her own kids.
Her kids are raised by hired help and Travis. Even her daughter from some other dude. It's fucking ridiculous.

Congrats Shanna! You tried to make a big "I'm gonna leave if you don't fire Miss California" and apparently no one cared enough about you. Look at it this way - you have all that extra time to lay in bed now!
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This whole ordeal is stupid. That miss california is a pageant chick, who cares what she thinks?! I certainly wouldn't resign from my only job because someone failed to punish a stupid girl for having a stupid opinion.

A reason to resign would be the beauty pageants focus on physical beauty and the amount plastic surgery required for acceptance into a major pageant.

People like Perez is acting like the crux of the gay rights movement depends on the opinion of a beauty pageant contestants. Americans don't even care what their elected officials have to say about this isssue. This sort of bigotry cannot be fought by attacking one ho.

Since when did Shanna Moakler develop such a pious, holier-than-thou fucking attitude?? Last time I checked, the bitch was fighting with kids, skanks and hos on MySpace and clumping even bigger skanks like that Hilton slag up side the chops in clubs. Bitch is full of shit and jealous cause Miss California's a lot prettier and a lot less used looking than she is!!

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Exactly. This opportunistic whore is finding a way to make herself appear relevant. All she is good at is fucking rich people. She has nothing redeeming about her. I wonder how many jobs will open up to her now?

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Trying to think of something nice to say about Shana Moakler: She has lovely green eyes.

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Good for her!

Prejean is just a BB, D-cup Anita Bryant. Bryant didn't get very far with her hate-filled rants, either. (Well, she did get a lot of press).

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You know the world is a strange place when Shanna Moakler sounds like the voice of reason.

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I usually can't stand this trashy bitch but once in a blue moon she says or does something (like fighting with Paris Hilton) like this that makes me want to nominate her Miss Head Bitch in Charge.

Plus, I realize Trump is the money whore behind all this fuckery but why do final decisions have to come down to him? He's still trying to milk the Celebrity Apprentice feuds, so he doesn't have time for the who and the why of tiara-wearing camwhores.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:48pm.
Okay, I admit, I'm blond, and I was on a kidnapping, sexual assault, burglary, agg assault, stalking jury last week and other shit happening in my life and somehow I missed the part where the Prejean ho told PEREZ HILTON she didn't believe in gay marriage, because he was a JUDGE?

How the FUCK did that happen? Did he pay someone for that, cause that fat ass sure as shit didn't earn that honor to be there.

What the FUCK! When is MK going to get what he deserves?
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This should be repeated in every thread about this famecunt on the internet. I'm much more curious who's dick got sucked to have this fat fucking fuck as a judge on Miss USA than any opinion of a fake tittied skank with apparent daddy issues.

It goes without saying that MK owns fat fucking fuck in every possible way.

re: Do you have a reading comprehension problem? How could you call what Miss California said "intelligent"? She's stupid.

In her answer to Perez Hilton, Miss California said it's good that people can choose same-sex marriage or "other" marriage, which is factually incorrect. The federal government does not recognize gay marriage, only a handful of states do.

Furthermore, Perez' question wasn't about her personal opinion on gay marriage. It was about states legalizing marriage, which requires a different answer pertaining to HOW they are being legalized.
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The Transcript:

Perez Hilton: “Vermont recently became the 4th state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit. Why or why not?”

Prejean: “Well I think its great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you very much.”

No, I read fine, thank you. But how nice of you to ask. Do you? Would you like to swap stories about disability? Was there a point to that snarky question? I didn't think so.

While agreeing with you on the point about her calling marriage "opposite marriage" (an honest mistake when paralleling it to SAME sex...), the rest of your response is crap. (Note how I reference your response, not an ad hominem attack against You. But moving on.)

The question very clearly asks if she thinks other states should follow suit, not HOW they should follow suit. This is a question about her OPINION on the matter.

And furthermore we do live in a society where people are able to choose if they want same sex marriage or not [in their state]. That is called federalism. Maybe you should brush up on US history and government too? Marriage is not a function of the federal government, but of the states. It just so happens that when actually given the chance to vote and choose, they vote "No". The states that allow gay marriage have done through so their legislators (a valid HOW that respects the democratic process) or through the court system (an invalid, undemocratic HOW.)

Also, please tell me why President Obama isn't being referred to as a dumb slut? As noted, he holds the same belief, and has stated it in virtually identical terms (his belief, in his family... yada yada..) Or is hypocrisy becoming vogue these days?

I can't open it at work to get the transcript, but here is the link to Kristen Dalton's "winning" answer. If you think its more intelligent, better spoken, or even intelligible, please let me know, I would love a lesson in whatever language it is spoken in.

(here's to hoping its the right link... I can't see it here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DYh3w_sYd8

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I'd love to watch that sexy mouth of hers sucking a large penis...

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:51pm.

Thank you angel_i! Still, WTF is he doing in that kind of position. What a fucktard.

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@Evil Shoe: Perez asked the "intelligence" question or whateverthefuck they call it. He totally baited her. It was a pageant - of COURSE he knew he'd get play from a question like that. Like it even pertains to him *eyeroll* no one's ever gonna wanna marry that fag! LOL!

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She looks like a little kid who was farting around in their mom's make-up drawer and just put whatever she grabbed on.

Okay, I admit, I'm blond, and I was on a kidnapping, sexual assault, burglary, agg assault, stalking jury last week and other shit happening in my life and somehow I missed the part where the Prejean ho told PEREZ HILTON she didn't believe in gay marriage, because he was a JUDGE?

How the FUCK did that happen? Did he pay someone for that, cause that fat ass sure as shit didn't earn that honor to be there.

What the FUCK! When is MK going to get what he deserves?

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She's shown a better side of herself, she should consider Amfar/Amfer? & other organizations where she can promote awareness/equality for those not"White Evangelical Heterosexuals".

I LIKE this side of her, she should quit even noticing twits like Wonky; having a slut of a hubby is hard on any woman's nerves, trying to beat back the hordes of whores, so to speak.

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Since when did Shanna Moakler develop such a pious, holier-than-thou fucking attitude?? Last time I checked, the bitch was fighting with kids, skanks and hos on MySpace and clumping even bigger skanks like that Hilton slag up side the chops in clubs. Bitch is full of shit and jealous cause Miss California's a lot prettier and a lot less used looking than she is!!!

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I want everyone involved in this affair to die horribly under the wheels of a bus.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:47pm.
So, basically, Ms. CA's whole reason for being against the gays is because of her parents split? Does the bitch hate her father, then? And if she does, is it for the sole reason that he IS gay? But it's ok for her to have naked pics of herself taken when she's only 17? OK. And she was fug before the plastic surgery, which didn't help her much. She's the Holly Madison of beauty pageants.

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Shanna, amazing how disillusioned she is that she sees herself as a POSITIVE ROLE MODEL of any kind HAHAHAHAHAHHA. I saw a few episodes of that shit reality show she was on with her douche husband and all she did was lay in the fucking bed all day being lazy and show extreme favoritism to her newest baby over the poor little hispanic child she birthed.

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So, basically, Ms. CA's whole reason for being against the gays is because of her parents split? Does the bitch hate her father, then? And if she does, is it for the sole reason that he IS gay? But it's ok for her to have naked pics of herself taken when she's only 17? OK. And she was fug before the plastic surgery, which didn't help her much. She's the Holly Madison of beauty pageants.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:36pm.
What kind of job is Shanna going get after walking away from this shit gig? Becoming another one of Trump's whores on the side?

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