No Woody For Nicky
Nicole Kidman was all ready to try to move her face again for Woody Allen in his new movie, but that's not going to happen anymore. Nicky has suddenly quit that bitch. Nicky didn't give a reason and no replacement has been named yet.
The movie which starts filming in London this summer stars Nicky's friend Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Josh Brolin.
The other day, I smoked a bowl and was feeling kind of brave, so I decided to watch all 10 million hours of Australia. Hugh Jackman is hotter than a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie baking in the sun, but Nicole...... Nicole..... Her face. It was like watching a piece of wet chalk with a little hatlet on top. Maybe that's what Woody should do. Save himself some coin by casting another actress and just put a piece of chalk in Nicky's place.
Source: Entertainment Weekly
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She probably dropped out because she is pregnant again.
Nicole's a decent actress but she is indeed an ice queen and I can understand why he preferred Penelope Cruz. Assuming he's straight. That said, she's elegant, stylish and a thousand times classier than the average Hollywood ho. So what if ice cream wouldn't melt in her mouth?
I know why Nicky got dumped. She wont take it up the ass anymore. For fuck sake why do you think she divorced Tom Cruise. The man love Cock and ASS
Nicole seems to have lost her acting skills the more she has had her face 'done'.
Hugh Jackman definitely carried Australia - he can act (and he's delicious to look at)....
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How is it that Woody Allen gets to keep making movies anyway?
Woody Allen is a disgusting perverted worm with a Slim Jim for a peen and two raisins for balls. He is a nasty buzzard!
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God, Woody Allen is such a fucking pedophilic piece of shit. Only a boring loser would make such shittastic borefests. With or without the Botox Queen it will bomb, maybe a little less so, but it'll still suck.
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London again? Don't get me wrong Vicky Christina was great and he makes London look beautiful but Allen without NY doesn't feel the same.
I should just be glad he didn't cast ScarJo. Already on movie #2 without her, did he finally drop her? Sorry ScarJo you could never do Keaton (or Farrow or Davis for that matter).
Australia sucked. Had the potential but the kid was so fucking annoying.
She was very good in "To Die For" and "Practical Magic".
I heard via a very reliable source that John Cameron Mitchell hired Nicky Kidman in his latest flick... the story is based on a play called rabbit hole. I'm sure the movie needs a bit of financing after short bus!
In my opinion, the fact that Nicole was even ABLE to marry Tom Cruise IN THE FIRST PLACE and deal with his shit and stick out the contract for ten years makes HER incredibly fucked up by association. Please, we all know that was not a magical union of two souls in love! It was a fucking business deal. Nicole did what she needed to do to get ahead, but let's not play like it wasn't a bizarre thing to do.
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I like Nicole. I think she is an amazing actress. she uses Botox? big deal everybody in holliweird does.
The fact that this woman was Married to Tommy Girl for 10 yers and didn't commit suicide, deserves a medal on itself.
and her Daughter is adorable.
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Hello! Nicole's publicists/bitches/plastic hired hands - get off Dlisted!!!!
We criticised her because she used to be a beautiful talented actress - and now all she is a scary frozen waxen no expression humanoid
i love her lipstick - such a pretty color.
@ kiwi - yes i agree on the loud stupid special effects. too much violence and sex too.
lately whenever i'm in a theatre i put my fingers in my ears to turn the volume down - too loud!
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Nicole can't chose projects worth shit. Her acting skills are O.K. compared to some of the other trash out there, but how much does that really say? She's pretty much a one-trick pony, acting-wise...she whispers, she pouts, she tries to be seductive, tries to give good face even though it can barely move anymore. Her face really is a distraction.
And someone needs to tell her that she doesn't work as a blonde. It's aging and severe on her, and she barely has a hair left on her head because of it.
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Submitted by toxicumbrella on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 2:27pm.
maybe the botox has frozen her face for real, but in the last movie I saw her in, wich was Fur (2005/6) she was as good as ever.
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Word. Nicole does some awesome roles. She mixes them with the dumb roles the studios make her do like Bewitched, but Dogville, The Others, The Hours and Fur- were awesome! I think she's one of the better actresses of our time. I don't get it. Bagging on Britney with her pussay hanging out and man whore Angelina is one thing-but Nicole has always behaved nicely. Maybe her niceness is boring, but she seems like a totally decent sort to me.
You people are too harsh on her, yeah sure she has a very plastic and ice-queen look, but she can act. She can, she's a fine actress. Her movie choices are questionable but her talent is undeniable. She's no Meryl Streep but she has skills, maybe I need to watch one of her most recent movies, maybe the botox has frozen her face for real, but in the last movie I saw her in, wich was Fur (2005/6) she was as good as ever.
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Vicky Christina Barcelona wasn't bad-but wasn't great either. Penelope Cruz saved it. And Scar Ho still is a thousand times more horrible than Nicole and she doesn't have botox (or does she...those lips). Scoop was about the worst thing ever. Ho was a pretentious brat. All Woody does anymore is trot out the line of stars for cameo appearances. His films are boring otherwise. I go because I don't have to sit through loud stupid special effects. But he is definitely a one trick pony whose trick is now enjoying some other sugar daddy.
I like Nicole Kidman. Sorry. I think she's pretty and has always acted and dressed with sophistication and class. That can't be said for many in Hollywood. Plus she escaped Tommy's hell without ever giving into the Scientology crap. She's got to be somewhat of a strong person. Maybe the lack of emotion in her face has less to do with botox and more to do with bitch having seen it and done it all after Tom, so it takes a hell of a lot to move her now. Maybe she just got wise to Woody like she got Wise to Tom. She's got two adopted kids after all. Maybe she clued into the fact that Woody had sex and then married his girlfriend's underage adopted daughter who seems like she's mentally delayed and that as a mom of adopted children she should be dismissing his behavior as inappropriate, desperate, and tacky rather than taking a role in one of his dumb movies anyway.
her hair is so horrible, doesn't anyone in her life have the balls to tell her that?
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She's as fucking boring as he's annoying - would've been a good match.
oh, i'd love to read the 'true hollywood story' about this.
what was nicole's last successful movie? hmmmmm. her baby really is cute though. what's her name again? august? pussywillow? sunday? solstice?
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It's time for Woody Allen to stop. He's been embarrassing himself for a while now.
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Maybe she's pregnant again??
*gasp* Another film without Scarlett? What happened?
Is she too old for him now? Evan Rachel Wood is the love interest in his new film.
Maybe Keith is back on the bottle.
Woody really needed to just stop 20 years ago and retire on some secluded island with his daughter/wife.
Somewhere in Australia there was a really good movie wanting to come out. They just didn't find it in the editing process. Nicole's outfits were gorgeous. The best actor in the movie was definitely the little kid, who was pretty great. I usually like her, but truly Nicole was a little lost... her waist is tiny, though.
I guess the ice queen is pregnant again.
Hekki, he is coming out with a new New York movie soon, called "Whatever Works." It is basically of the ilk I was complaining about, with Larry David in "the Woody role" and Evan Rachel Wood as his young ho.
Her new fake lips actually look okay there.
If I didn't know her real lips hardly existed I would think those lips were real.
Well, real-ish. You can tell they are fake because the cupid's bow has almost disappeared.
One reason I am never doing collagen in my upper lip. That fucker better stay put coz it's getting no assistance from me!
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God I fucking hate Woody Allen. He is the most unfunny, unwitty, neurotically annoying dude on the face of the Earth, and his movies are obviously just an extension of his horrible, horrible and un-entertaining personality. I hope he dies. Truly. Especially before he gets to make yet another "neurotic old dude gets with precocious young chick" pieces of shit. Ugh. At least he has temporarily suspended casting himself in his pieces of shit.
what was that ghost movie she was in? remember? Oh its called The Others (2001). She was shacked up in this house with two crazy ass vampire children and found out she was dead and shit. she was good in that. Well! bitch looks like a damn ghost!!!
I thought the headline was a description of her marriage to Tommy girl for a minute.
Sorry about that double post. My cat stepped on my keyboard
I watched Australia & I really liked it. I also think Nicole might have another baby on the way & that is why she's not doing this new movie
Did anyone see when she was doing the rounds for Austraila and she was on Oprah? She was talking about living life to the fullest and said that she does not worry about making mistakes nor does she listen to others. She wants to live every moment of her life or some crap like that. I found this odd because she looks like she is scared to death of aging, which is a natural process and a key component to living a full life. If she REALLY did not care what others thought, would her face be frozen?
But that aside, I think she looks better than she did 2 years ago. So she must have changed doctors and/or procedures.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
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The rest of the cast ganged up and forced her to quit. They knew the movie wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell of being a hit if her plastic mug was in it. The cast is probably out celebrating getting rid of Granny Freeze as we speak.
The rest of the cast ganged up and forced her to quit. They knew the movie wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell of being a hit if her plastic mug was in it. The cast is probably out celebrating getting rid of Granny Freeze as we speak.
So I got to thinking about her 'never being in a successful movie' bit - which I've noticed as well - so I went to imdb to look at her list of movies to double check.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000173/
I've seen about 2/3's of the stuff she's been in and it's all been crap. One exception would be golden compass (which she was crap in, but was a nice movie).
The thing that totally cracks me up is she's been in TWO movies where SHE is the only one that still has emotion and human feelings LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL invasion and stepford wives. funniest shit ever trying to imagine her as the lifelike one in a sea of zombies.
and ew ick - she's doing dusty springfield? HOW DARE SHE!
Did enjoy her work in bangkok hilton tv mini series.
She should have stayed in aus doing tv shows.
edit - looked at woody allens entry as well. it's been a LOOOONG time since he's had a good movie out. i walked out of scoop and got my money back. and match point was just stupid and a showcase for that womans tits.
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Jackman's vein that runs up from under his pants to just the right side of his navel should win an Oscar in that movie. It had more personality than Niki anyway.
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Ahhh Nick Nick, Woody no love you long time.Try makin' funny eyes rike Mirey!
That cast sounds like a real mess anyway...
Frozen in time. Forever. Fuck up thing is, if she stops right now, she might still age gracefully.
Now, I just saw Wolverine this wweekend. Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds should be naked more. That's all I can say, more cock and ass.
Nicole Kidman = guaranteed flop.
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I wish Woody would make some more New York movies.