Megan Fox Loves The F Word
Megan Fox also loves to vomit out words during interviews. Megan is really starting to get to me. If she wasn't such a big slut who loves to roll around in the f word all day long, I would completely write her off. Seriously, read the latest eye-rolling quote from Megan:
“It pisses me when people fucking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That's bullshit. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.”
I also think her no-gag-reflex is another the reason why she works, because we know she's not getting cast in movies because of her acting skills. Megan is the only one who can make CGI robots look like they have the acting skills of Meryl Streep.
Megan also brought out more of her favorite word when talking about why she tries to stay away from the Hollywood life:
“Because if it was – if I wasn't making that decision I wouldn't, I would be fucking, not literally fucking away my career, but I'd be shitting away my career.”
Um. Megan is pretty much shitting away her career by continuing to act in movies. Homegirl better keep that 'gina tight, because it's only a matter of time before she has to start selling that shit to the highest bidder to pay the rent!
And Megan's rant had enough of the fuck word, but needed a little bit of the cunt word. Megan, work on that!
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i'm surprised you didnt pick up on this comment she made
"I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
wait-wtf? i cant even figure out whats going on, she'll sleep with men but she wont sleep with women who have slept with men because men are dirty?!?!? what? she's either a really confused lesbian and BAG is really a girl-or this is attention seeing behaviour. now call me naive but i believed a lot of what she said upto this point but after this she really looks stupid.
Well, I guess I'll say this in Meganese...FUCK Megan Fox, she's a FUCKING cunt who FUCKS a hasbeen so she can look at his FUCKING shiny dickhead as a crystal ball into her FUCKING SHITTY future in acting. Oh, and she has a SHIT tattoo above her FUCKING wrist of the FUCKING actress she wishes she was. I reiterate, FUCK you, Megan FUCKS.
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She's so "real" and "edgy" that megan fox. about as "real" as her lips and her boobs and her nose. wow. she's a f'ing rocket scientist.
She gets a big old SFU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 3:51pm.
FUCK OFF! I can't stand this bitch! Shut the FUCK UP! She has sense of entitlement like she is gods gift to this planet! Shut the fuck up and stop talking about your looks! You are below average knock off Angelina Jolie plastic surgery bitch! Fuck I hate her - I don't get the appeal she is not spectacular. I've seen better looking women working in malls.
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Completely agree. I mean, as annoying and bat-shit crazy and low-class as Angelina is, at least her beauty is somewhat classic. This girl Megan has the EXACT same type of looks as La Lohan. Ya know, they type the jocks in high school think is purrrty. So trailer park.
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she's blessed by beauty but not at all in the brain department. if i remember it correctly it was at the academy awards where she gave the most STUPID interview i've EVER heard. even paris sounds like a professor compared to hear.
Wow talk about vain...
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Me, I enjoy hearing her philosophy. She appears to be more honest about her lack of talent than Fishticks and more open about her sexuality than Lohan.
Someone in here please put an ear to the ground and listen for the sound of hooves. If Megan Fox has become a beacon of truth in the world, the Four Horsemen are nigh.
I completely understand how she feels.
Hunny, when they tell you you're too pretty for a part, what they're really tryna say is that you can't act BUT they would like to stick it in your bum if you'd let them :) SoR-RaY!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 4:11pm.
Who are these people that have complained that Megan is too beautiful to get a part? Did I miss something?
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Hahahaha! Yes, I'd like to know who those people are too. Voices in her head, I imagine.
Can this bitch shut her stupid mouth already?! WTF Megan, the secret to success is less talking, more acting!
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Who are these people that have complained that Megan is too beautiful to get a part? Did I miss something?
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The deal is sealed. This woman should NEVER speak. End of story. I suppose she considers herself too refined for porn but, quite frankly, I think it's her calling.
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FUCK OFF! I can't stand this bitch! Shut the FUCK UP! She has sense of entitlement like she is gods gift to this planet! Shut the fuck up and stop talking about your looks! You are below average knock off Angelina Jolie plastic surgery bitch! Fuck I hate her - I don't get the appeal she is not spectacular. I've seen better looking women working in malls.
This ho is not "pretty" like a fresh-faced young woamn.
Instead, she's sexy like a hard-living stripper whose looks will fade by her late 20s.
Rarely a good career move as an insider to diss Hollywood. You get a rep as a non-team player.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:24pm.
Not this skanktard again!!!
You took the words right out of my mouth!
This bitch can do no wrong in my book she’s a skank that seems to own her skankness and she’s hot to boot. Sure she has the acting skills of soggy white bread but still.
I don't know if Megan Fox has had any surgery to enhance her looks, but she definitely did not get anything to improve her personality.
Monica Bellucci is a far better looking woman and more accomplished actress.
Spencer Tracy once said the secret to acting is to show up on time, know your lines, and hit your marks. Can Megan Fox do these things? Unless she can do Shakespeare, it's a farce. No one rewrites or revises Shakespeare. I wonder if she can hack William Shakespeare.
Jebus...
Does this dumbass have a brain in her head? She's a hot looking piece of ass, and I'd fuck her in a new york minute, but only under the condition that she doesn't speak. When she opens her mouth to speak, her verbal stupidity can kill any "sexy time"...
She reminds me of Lindsey Lohan (whose stupidity/pointlessness annoys me), but Lindsey's idiotic statements can be attributed to drug abuse. This slag just has cum for brains.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Every time she gives an interview she comes of like a narcassitc horse's ass. I guess she really belives if there weren't giant CGI robots in the movie people would really be going to see her, LOL.
so bitch quit that FUCKING job
Someone - who shall remain nameless- had the audacity to tell me that there is no such thing as bad actors, only bad directors.
I almost didn't want to respond to this obvious fuckery when there is so much ilk on the small and big screen these days!!!
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Can someone please translate Megan's response to the question about why she's staying away from hollywood life? I didn't get it at all. I'm serious, I want to understand what she meant.
I guess I'm a bit retarded, it must be those SAT words she keeps pulling out of her bag.
Anyone *cannot* fucking act, anymore than anyone can fucking paint or sculpt.
The problem is that dumb bitches (not you, the general public) don't care if an actress can actually act. They only care that she's as skinny as possible with as big fake boobs as she can hold up. Nothing else matters.
I do think she's hot in a plastic way, but I just laugh and laugh at her because of her stupid tattoos and the fact that she's fucking DAVID SILVER for his Terminator 3 paycheck! It's like, come on honey, you really aren't anything in Hollywood when you need an ex-90210 star as a meal ticket!
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I love this bitch....
But seriously, movie stars are SUPPOSED to be beautiful. Anyone can fucking act...it's not brain surgery!
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:09pm.
I am not a prude. I use profanities every once in a while, but I despise the F word.
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you're fucking welcome.
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Not this skanktard again!!!
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The girl is clearly dumb as a rock. She needs
to learn to speak proper english and learn
how to put a sentence together correctly.
Wow, is she boring or what? Her looks and her sexuality are all she's got going. What happens in 10 years when she looks like Lisa Rinna?
I am not a prude. I use profanities every once in a while, but I despise the F word. I think it is a vulgar word and I find it's use uncouth and unrefined. I thought the movie 3:10 to Yuma was pretty good, but the use of the F word in a few scenes was distracting and unnecessary. I hear the word in movies and on cable 90% more than I hear it in everday life and conversations.
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
She's had so much plastic surgery, but she still needs a few more operations...like a jaw wiring and a procedure to get rid of her EMBARRASSING tattoos - the worst in Hollywood. She seriously should have just tattooed "Stupid Slut" on herself.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
"you wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive" (in hollywood)
um.... not true. I can think of scads of non- 'attractive' people who are working in hollywood, and doing a far better job of acting too!
I'd hate to see acting go the way of the music industry - where looks come first and talent is a distant second and not really needed at all.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
She needs to learn to keep her big mouth shut. This dumb twat has chronic diaherra of the mouth.
Did someone advise her that saying fuck-off would make her edgy and relevant?
I bet it was the same wag that told her to wear that hat.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
I see what Megan is saying in that it is kinda stupid to say someone is "too beautiful" for a part when they still cast the Nicole Kidmans and Charlize Therons and Halle Berrys and just ugly them up for Oscar-winning roles. Where Megan fails is that this is, undoubtedly, not what is being said about her. She is "too sexy" or "too hot" for parts, as in more of a moving Maxim cover than a real actress (as if it wasn't obvious).
Oh she's a mensa member!
"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
But I'm also a hypocrite.
I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
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Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:42pm.
She really shouldn't think so much of herself: bad skin, horrific tattoos, no personality...
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Amen about the shitty tattoos. "We will all laugh at the gilded butterflies" wtf?
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She knows what she says will get people's attention. She also said recently that High School Musical 3 is about the coach molesting all the boys and all the girls are their beards!
Okay, so this is another entry into my Megan Fox diary (it is pink with a rainbow and a unicorn and glitter on the cover) to go with:
-She wants to strangle an ox
-She is Zac Efron in a wig
-She is a tranny Alan Alda
-She stopped giving handjobs in the ninth grade
-She has sex coming out of her pores
-Robert Pattinson and Efron are big girls
-Fuck Disney for not respecting their teenage whores
-She was in love with Olivia Wilde and a Russian stripper she met at a drugstore(?)
-You can see Wonder Woman in her invisible jet, so what's the point?
-Her advice when buying shares is to "diversify".
Like, okay?
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Dear Megan -
You are ruining my girl crush on you. Shut your mouth...permanently.
Thank you!
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
She really shouldn't think so much of herself: bad skin, horrific tattoos, no personality...
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:32pm.
And who, exactly, is "complaining" that she's "too beautiful to get a part"? Methinks she just enjoys reminding all of us little people that she's gifted in the looks department....
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ding ding ding, we have a winner! It's all about reminding everyone every chance she gets just how incredibly hot she it. She's bangable, for sure, but she doesn't have any kind of lasting beauty (or talent for that matter) that will keep her career thriving for years to come.
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
I'm really getting sick of this trashy, siliconized, bimbo.
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I would normally get behind the whole “Fuck off” mentality, but from Megan, the “Fuck Off” comes from ego.
She is definitely taking the Jolie train to “fame”…fucking her way to the top and saying “shocking things”.
With the right plastic surgeon though, we could all look like Angie Jo.
http://www.megansafox.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_megan_fox_hope_...
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She started off as a natural beauty, but she got tons of plastic surgery to present herself to the world as an inflatable sex doll. So yeah, she should stop giving interviews or have someone else write her responses and stick to the script.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:31pm.
I can't believe MK didn't post the story about her saying she is bisexual.
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I thought that was old news.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:31pm.
I can't believe MK didn't post the story about her saying she is bisexual.
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Why am I not surprised that this dumb twat would say such a thing? Anything to get attention and make everyone believe that she is the "bad girl" and anything to copy Angelina Whorelie.
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