Paulina Porizkova's Special Birfday Gift From Ty Ty
Paulina Porizkova has a new Birfday memory! Every year, she can think back to the birfday where Ty Ty quit her ass! Last night on Craig Ferguson, Paulina said she received a call on her birfday from the America's Next Top Model producers telling her to get all her shit out and sit on the curb, because she was fa-fa-fa-fired! Paulina said, "The reason I was told I was fired was because it seemed that America’s Next Top Model has gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and the fat was me. So I figured it was either that or my gigantic huge ego. Which I wasn’t aware of until I was told by the producers that I have an ego problem."
When I read the last part, I had to swallow my coffee really fast, because I knew that shit would come squirting out in a quick millisecond. Cut the fat?! Huge ego?! I'm staring at Ty Ty and laughing with my eyes. That's the pot calling the kettle an egotistical fat ass. Yeah, Paulina was a bitch, but that's how I like 'em. Ty Ty really just can't handle another bitch in the room.
At this point, they shouldn't even bother getting another model to replace Paulina. In fact, they should fire all the judges. All except Ty Ty, of course. They should just get several cardboard cut-outs of Tyrannosaurus Banks and sit them at the judges table. Crazy ass Ty Ty can do all the voices for them. I mean, that's where this shit is headed. Ty Ty can also be all the contestants too. And SPOILER ALERT, she'll win in the end. America's Next Top ME starring Ty Ty.
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Rats! Paulina was great on the show. She didn't have a huge ego and she was honest with the girls. That sucks!
Meh I thought Paulina DID have a pretty big ego problem. Not that Tyra or the others dont...but she was just annoyyinngg. She didnt really serve much purpose on the show anyway!
Yeah, but what's Dwayne Dibley doing in that picture?
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Honestly, they just needed more space behind the judging bench for Tyra increasing volume of body camouflaging clothes.
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Paulina has an ego problem? wtf? Look up the word ego in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Tyra smiling with her eyes and looking like a big idiot.
Aw HELL no! Paulina was the only thing that kept me watching through this lame-ass season of Tyra’s egotistical play-acting and Miss J’s carnival tie. This show has got to go!
Submitted by alice on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:56pm.
Miss Jay serves no purpose
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i like Paulina. she's a smart girl who gave realistic feedback. bad move ty ty
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Tyra is such a delusional ego maniac. She has a problem with every female judge. Paulina could be really rude but I'd take listening to her over Tyra any day. Tyra takes everything that is said and relates it back to herself-I hate those stupid faces she always makes when she is showing the girls how to model. ugh. Miss Jay serves no purpose and Mr Jay eye rolls and snipes the whole time like a bitchy junior high school girl. Nigel has a persistent leer and I find him uber creepy.
End rant. Why do I watch this shit?
Tyra is a jealous bitch!
Paulina is ten years older than her and looks ten times better. The girls on the show respond to Paulina more because she's real.
She wants them to be good, but she tells them like it is. She doesn't put on that phoney, "Hey girrrll!" act like Tyra does.
I loved Paulina on the show and now I got the *sads* :'{
BOOOOOOOO!!!!
I've had the misfortune of being laid up the past few days. Oxygen has been playing ANTM back to back...I watched Tyra's ass go from aging model ass to Oprah sized in 2 days. Bitch better just glance over her shoulder to see where to cut the F A T.
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I agree with both AM and Capitanne. Paula was a better model and now still her 10 yrs older body is better than Tyra's fat ass. Paula was one of my favorite model back in the day.
I only started watching it again because Paulina was my favorite back in the day.
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further proof tyty hates Eastern European women. Stupid skank. Paulina was much more successful than you and gave the girls much better advise. Oh wait, that is the problem now itsn't it?
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I felt that Paulina knew more about "The World of Modeling" than Tyra did. Boo for Ty Ty booting someone that knew her shit.
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Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:49am.
Ahahahjaaahahahahahh
This show sucks anyways.
tysons show is so much better.
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I like them both...but Tyson kills me cuz I just don't he should be allowed to talk - he sounds like a piece of wood with a voice to me.
I STILL want them to bring back America's Most Smartest Model - I love, love, love the guy who won and why...and it just used to crack me up, man. Really make me laugh!
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Paulina was honest. I mean - camon, Mr. Jay is bitch all the time too with his eyerolling. And she wasn't Janice Dickinson bitchy - if they thought she was going overboard it was something that TOTALLY could have been tweaked. They could have just said: Hey, back it up a little...they din't have to fire her. It's all becuz Tyra can't take competition of any kind. It's HER show...HER idea...she's just Kanye dressed up in Victoria Secret, really...
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Teyona's gonna win - neener neener neeeeeeeeener!
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Ahahahjaaahahahahahh
This show sucks anyways.
tysons show is so much better.
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I can't see anything other than nigel barker.
His wife is a lucky fucking slut.
Please god, if you can hear me, MAKE ALLISON THE FUCKING WINNER OF THIS ANTM BULLSHIT.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:44am.
Yes gia! Maggie Rizer is SUCH a bitch! She also guest judged on the CW show Stylista and was a raging cunt then, too! Which is ridiculous, because she was never even really a supermodel. She was a designer fave for a couple years in the late 90's but she's practically off the radar at this point. Hot damn!
PS I love how you love Allison's 4chan pic as your avatar!!! Allison is by far my fave this season, and I've been rooting for her since day 1 and her nosebleed jealousy. All hail doll-faced Allison!
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My guess is that is why Rizer is such a cunt...she is now stuck judging all these up & coming models & her days of glory have already come & gone...I would still love to hear her do some bitchy critiques on ANTM, she would tear everyone apart in a bitch frenzy. She may even be able to make Tyra cry. Thanks, I adore Allison, she is by far the most interesting contestant in looks & personality & she better win, but I doubt she will, the person I love never wins. I really truly hate Teyona. At first I felt sorry for her because she is so ugly in person & she seemed like she may be nice, but the more I see & hear from her the more I realize this is very far from the truth.
I thought some of the things Paulina said at times were pretty rude/bitchy. But she may have thought that's how they wanted her to be after Janice Dickinson.
Miss J is the most annoying thing on the show. I just wanted someone to knock him out when he was making those stupid bird noises instead of talking last week. That was the WORST.
Nigel is incredibly HOT!
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ANTM should be called America's Next Unemployed Non-threat to Tyra. In her quest to name a black winner every other cycle, Tyrant Banks dregs the ghettos for the most appalling hos and then finds a bunch of "high fashion" (i.e. hideous) white women for them to compete against.
Paulina was slumming anyway. Put her SI pics up against Tyrant's and you'll see why she's insecure. Hell, look at Paulina's 10-years older than Tyrant's body, now!
Yes gia! Maggie Rizer is SUCH a bitch! She also guest judged on the CW show Stylista and was a raging cunt then, too! Which is ridiculous, because she was never even really a supermodel. She was a designer fave for a couple years in the late 90's but she's practically off the radar at this point. Hot damn!
PS I love how you love Allison's 4chan pic as your avatar!!! Allison is by far my fave this season, and I've been rooting for her since day 1 and her nosebleed jealousy. All hail doll-faced Allison!
Nigel is the only one who seems like a decent human being. I'd like to see the rest working in a prison laundry for a year or two. Might teach them some humility.
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I kind of like Paulina! She wasnt easy on the girls & she seemed pretty honest & straightforward without being all preachy, she just kind of said what she had to say & that was it. I also watch the Bravo crapfest that is "Make Me A Supermodel" & they have occassionally had that kind of blah looking, but photogenic supermodel Maggie Rizer on as a guest judge & she is a super bitch!! She is really quite nasty & miserable sounding. They should get her on ANTM to shake things up even more....Here is her pic in case anyone is interested:
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http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/FK81cC3il9B/Cinema+Society+MCM+Host+Scree...
I used to watch this when Janice Dickinson was on too..
Nigel Barker is hot !
Is Paula still married to Ric Ocasek?
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Vixen, I loved Paulina on Head Case, too. I think she's probably a bitch, but can make fun of herself.
And the best part of THAt show is Myron Finkelstein. The little sub-story about him and his dead ex-wife Jemima was GOLD.
There's been tension since the day she showed up. I knew she wouldn't last long.
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Paulina was one of my fantasy girls back in the old days when Sports Illustrated was worth reading. She and Ashley Richardson....
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Anyone who looks like my sweet P-P at her age deserves to have an ego! Don't look back Pauli Girl the Evil One's with you! Smack them bitches!
Ehh, fuck all those superficial bitches! I used to like the show quite a bit, when it first came out, but the idea quickly got borinngggg...
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PS You hos, my girl Allison had better win tonight! If Teyona wins I will fucking kill myself!!! She is like an alien tranny with a sevenhead! Her weave starts further back than Vivica A. Fox's!!!
(We all know Aminat don't stand a chance lol. I like her better than Teyona but girl has exactly one face and it is "surprised duck.")
Go away Tyra. Find out who Peepaw is and join his gym so someone can take the Wide Load sign off of your back. Paulina P looks nice. Is she still married? Why is she slumming with TyTy?
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 8:45am.
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Ditto.
And love the Moehair on the other guy.
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OK Tyra's ego is obviously massive, but she is the producer and host of the show. Paulina WAS quite the snotty cunt sometimes, especially given that her reign as supermodel was very short-lived. Paulina just makes fun of their mistakes, whereas Tyra might make a joke but then also show them what they SHOULD be doing. Yes, Tyra is over-the-top and ridiculous but she's certainly nicer and a bigger help to the models than Paulina "people barely remember who I am" Porizkova.
No one can replace the hot mess that Janice Dickinson was on ANTM. Tyra was jealous and fired her. Show has stunk ever since.
KD - I agree it is hard to focus on anything else when nigel is in the frame
She was my favorite not that I watch the show but about twice a season........but I love a bitch who knows she is and doesn't care.
They need to get Naomi Campbell on. I would watch the show for that one week. It would only be one week because within three hours one of them would kill the other one and then go to prison. Hot.
hahaha! i've never watched this show but this is the best post. really - i thought the lilo post about the cops thinking her pigsty of a pad had been ransacked was funny, but this one killed me. i can't stand tyra so i could never stomach any show she's on. i might have to find this season online just for paulina.
i for one am truly appalled. can you imagine a former model being egotistical and bitchy? what will the world come to??
WTF is that thing second from the left? I'm sure EVERY show needs one of those, whatever the FUCK it is! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD BITCHES!
I like Paulina.
It's Miss Jay who should go.
Why is he even there?
He isn't even bitchy anymore.
Bring back Nole!!!
Paulina really is kind full of herself and bitchy. When she first showed up I thought it was going to be cool. I remember when she first started and could barely speak English and she married Ric Ocasek and shit. But she quickly seemed bitchy. On the other hand, Twiggy was a bit too nice and didn't contribute much.
Where the fuck is Cheryl Tiegs? They need to bring her back.
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I don't watch that mess, but I love Paulina. She did an awesom guest spot on Head Case on Starz (which you all should watch if you get Starz). Methinks Tyra didn't like the competition. Paulina outclasses her.
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As if ANTM couldn't get any worse, now it has. Sigh. I hope she wasn't too upset and still had a nice birthday. :)
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