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This is the gorgeous Casey Ray. Casey is a hairstylist in St. Louis and the other day she was hanging out behind the Chase Park Plaza Hotel waiting for her fiance to get off of work. While Casey was bringing the sexy to the back alley, she noticed something in the dumpster. I know you're wondering why she was looking in the dumpster. My guess is that she was searching for another dead animal to put on her head. I'm joking. She's what beauty is about. ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS). Casey couldn't believe her beautiful eyes!
Casey told Fox News, "When I opened it up and saw the character names: Charlie, Bella, Edward, I was just like, this can't possibly be what I know it to be." After calling her lawyer, Casey decided to turn the script in to Summit, the production company. When she contacted them, they were so touched by her goodwill that they offered her tickets to the premiere as well as an autographed copy of the script by the entire cast.
If you happen to be at the premiere, you better stand back, because once Robert Pattinson lays his eyes on Casey, the world will explode. Hundreds of unicorns will fly out of his magical forest hair and slide down her peroxide rainbow. It will be love. It will be magical. It will be hairy.
Since we're sort of on the subject of gorgeous reverse mullets, here's Casey's hair twin, Kate Gosselin, at Target near her house the other day.
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What is up with that tattoo? Is she 12 or just W/T?
"I know you're wondering why she was looking in the dumpster. My guess is that she was searching for another dead animal to put on her head."
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Heh Heh!! That made me evil giggle!
that's a dude
Ugly overload! What happened, MK? Having a bad week? This is painful. Meat Loaf Osbourne was funny. Imagining Britney back where she belongs, safe at home in Louisiana and planning other people's weddings, was soothing. This is not soothing or funny! What was she doing in the dumpster? Maybe she heard the squeals of a rat and thought she should rescue it? Hey lady, the rats like garbage! It makes them happy. Called tabs and her lawyer. LOL. She's the rat.
Wow. Document shredders should be flying off the shelves right about now, in St. Louis, anyway!
WTF??!!
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It must be a regional thing (the hairdo).
It's not like it's copied from some celebrity, like when everyone got the Farrah Fawcett or Dorothy Hamill or "The Rachel". If it were a copycat style, I could at least understand, even if it looked bad.
It seems to have sprung from the swamps of Florida or the mountains of West Virginia... (no offense to the normal people from these places)
"Reverse mullet" -- I totally must steal that one!
Why do people get such god-awful, stupid tattoos? Wake up, trashy people! You sure as shit ain't Ri-Ri or Slutgelina, so stop inking yourselves with Disney characters and fake Asian symbols!
It breaks my #1 rule: don't try to decorate the ugly with more of the same. Fug + Fug = SuperFug. Add a jerk-off personality, like Kate's and you get UltraAtomicFug.
more like ray casey
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I'm not trilled with my haircut I got yesterday but after looking at these two...you know, its not so bad! Those cuts are bad!
I wouldn't wear them to Target though. Flops for Target.
Those are some 1980's shoes on Kate bitch. They look nice, but they're sooo 1980's. Are 80's shoes coming back in style? I was kinda despairing that we'd be stuck with clunky 90's and 00's shoes for another 5-10 years.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:45pm.
hahaha. Who is that? RuPaul?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:22pm.
Tu ne comprends pas, ma tigresse? Je vais t'expliquer... Vas-y ici.
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Oh, look at Sheeps, gettin' all fancy pants, but he don't understand TRUE GLAMOUR...like the elegant
Cassy Ray....and her ground breaking hairstyle...I guess it's too....Haute couture...or HWAT COOTER for your taste, but... Cassie working it... WORKIN' IT, I SAY...*cue the music*....
you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway
work ( supermodel... )
you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera
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work, now turn to the right
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it don’t matter what you wear
they’re checkin’ out your savior faire
and it don’t matter what you do
cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel
you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:22pm.
Tu ne comprends pas, ma tigresse? Je vais t'expliquer... Vas-y ici.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:01pm.
Last night on the news they were saying that a lady found a movie script in a dumpster, but they didn't say what movie. I know George Clooney is in town shooting a movie, so I figured it was a script to that movie. I have NO idea why a Twilight script would be in St. Louis.
The plot thickens!! George (drunk, natch) needed some poon to match the Miami belles. He spies Casey Ray--well, first her hair, then her velour slit miniskirt. He invites her back to his fab suite where, sated, he passes out. Casey espies the script on his bureau, next to the keys to his villa. She staggers out, concocts the dumpster story, then takes the purloined script to a lawyer. Said scrivener wisely seizes the opportunity for some free advertising before giving her questionable legal advice.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:57pm.
The bigger Q is which salon does she work at? SuperCuts?
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Sheeps, BITE YOUR TONGUE! How can SuperCuts create an elegant, chic, timeless coiff like this??? I think someone put some h8rade in your trough because why would you say such hateful things about such a paragon of style and...yes, I'm going to say it FIERCENESS????? I mean, je ne comprends pas...Please explain....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:56
Hi sheeps, I heard this story 2 days back and thought it was Bs, cause honestly, nothing against St. Louis, I thought a new script would not finish in a dumpster there unless there was some connection to the movie, but none of the papers who have mentioned it, mentioned it being weird, so I am assuming I am just dumb and still cannot see the connection.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:01pm.
So are you intimating that maybe Clooney was reading the Twighlight script? Just kidding, but that sounds like a great story....
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Work that circus tent vag Kate! Git it! and oh my god what respectable tattoo artist would provide or allow that fuckery on her kankle!! c'mon people shit! I just got off fucking work and I'm only into the third post and I'm already seeing this shit, lol.
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I don't think the shoes Kate is wearing are knock-offs. Nope, I think they are the real deal.
I'm in the St. Louis area. Last night on the news they were saying that a lady found a movie script in a dumpster, but they didn't say what movie. I know George Clooney is in town shooting a movie, so I figured it was a script to that movie. I have NO idea why a Twilight script would be in St. Louis.
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Submitted by carriespooner on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
Well, there was that homeless dood who found the stolen Oscars in the dumpster in Hollywood....
The bigger Q is which salon does she work at? SuperCuts?
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:52pm.
Ok, I am sure this is obvious to all of you, but why is there a script for a new movie in a dumpster in St. Louis? Is the movie being shot there? Is that the new Hollywood hub?
Great Q, Vany. The whole thing sounds sketchy.
Ok, I am sure this is obvious to all of you, but why is there a script for a new movie in a dumpter in St. Louis? Is the movie being shot there? Is that the new Hollywood hub? ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by carriespooner on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:10pm.
Yep.. I know this ho.
She is a heroin addict. She worked at a salon I went to . The fact that she's behind a dumpster at the Chase is not at all surprising. You called it right. Everyone in STL has seen her shooting up in the bathroom at the salon.
Then where are her scamming skills? Surely she could have gotten at least a twenty for the script.
That's the big question. Our guess is that she thought she'd get an immediate check from the movie company. Ebay would take too long.
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Submitted by yoboo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:29pm.
Is it awful that I actually do find this woman pretty?
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Only if you believe she was born a woman...I KEED, I KEEED...She's utterly gorgeous and I've just been drankin' h8rade...I need to switch to PURPLE DRANK, then I'll find this woman pretty too...but hopefully I will have passed out before that point...I KEED, I KEED...(not really)...
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Please tell me they are knock off Louboutins she is wearing with her Pooh tat. Bitch has no right wearing Louboutin shoes.
Is it awful that I actually do find this woman pretty?
Submitted by kap on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:02pm.
Michael K - FYI:
A reverse mullet is called a "tellum". As in "tellum" all to go to hell because my reverse mullet is fucking awesome.
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Yep. A bunch of jelly h8'n going on up in here. u wish you had her style and beyootay! All y'all whores want a reverse mullet! You know you do....HWAT!
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Submitted by HollyG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:24pm.
I remember that hairstyle being popular when i was in HS.... 8 years ago!! Popular with 15 y.o.'s!
And almost as bad as the Flock of Seagulls guy:
http://lamoretta.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5520c9867883301127914e29728a4-800wi
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What the fuck is she smiling about?!
Submitted by OXA on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:32pm.
duh I just saw the pictures of Kate at target photo opportunity. Who with 8 kids and 2 adults goes to Target in heels and buys 1 pack of toilet paper? The kids go thru that in a day.
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I don't have a problem with Kate being in heels. It seems she always tries to look her best when she goes out, which is a nice change from seeing fat women in pajama pants and slippers roaming the aisles. Look again, she didn't buy one pack of toilet paper. She bought a jumbo package of paper towels.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I imagine this is what Kate Goslin would look like without her "8".
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holy fucksticks! I didnt realize that the last friggin paragraph was about KG- along wit hthe pics... teaches ME to skim through MK's geniusness!
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What a dumbass. A proper cash grubbing whore would have held out for some coin.
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It's prolly already been asked, but why does an alleged hairdresser with a bad bleach job have a lawyer?
(If that's what she's done to own head, she ain't touching mine!)
ew! whorendous hair..... that shit was fly in middle school like a hundred fucking years ago, some bitch named Aneatra rocked it back then in my town..
can't stand kate, where's the chirruns?
duh I just saw the pictures of Kate at target photo opportunity. Who with 8 kids and 2 adults goes to Target in heels and buys 1 pack of toilet paper? The kids go thru that in a day.
Is this a Drag Queen or Kate Gosslin's lover?
I remember that hairstyle being popular when i was in HS.... 8 years ago!! Popular with 15 y.o.'s!
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Why a Pooh Bear tattoo?!? WHY?
I don't watch this show, but this chick could be hot if it wasn't for her dopey hair.
I don't watch this show, but this chick could be hot if it wasn't for her dopey hair.
I don't really have anything to say about the cheating shit between the Gosselin's (and I DO think she is also a cheater.)...I'm not exactly in a position to judge them for it. But, for God's sake, can they not see what they are doing to their KIDS?! What the fuck kind of mother goes galivanting all over the nation to promote HERSELF when she has 8 kids at home? Seriously? These two need to disappear, just like that hag Octomom.
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"Submitted by Shady.Carli on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:52pm.
Yep...I think Mady is the main problem child. She gets so mad, I dont think its normal. I know she is little and stuff, but the face she always makes when she is angry is just so ugly. I hate to say that, but its the truth. And Kate just lets her be like that. She needs a whoopin!"
Yeah, I think it is Mady, too. Whichever one didn't go on the ski trip because she had to get braces. But yeah, she is a BITCH, just like her Mom. I swear. Crazy. She is totally jealous of her seven siblings and it shows. Not pretty AT ALL.
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That is some straight-up WTFLOL hair. And why am I not shocked that that broad has a lawyer?
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I just got done checking out the Jon & Kate website and I didn't realize what a following dickless Jon and cunt Kate have. Totally love all the jackasses screaming that anyone who doesn't worship at shrew Kate's shriveled feet must be jealous of their "blessings."
To me, a life like that would more of a curse than a blessing.
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Did you say dick cream?
I just remembered what Kate's haircut reminded me of.
Remember the 1985 flick called PERFECT that started John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis?
Well Kate has a variation of it
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/22/article-1028289-0056758E000002...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcl_wcSey8Q