Tuesday, May 12th 2009

KFed Is Hongray For More Money

When Oprah offered a free grilled chicken lunch for one day only, the site went down in a quick minute. All signs point to KFed, because he was probably refreshing and printing like crazy! Homeboy needs to get as much free chicken as he can since he's basically running out of cash. How does Brit Brit expect a stoner like KFed to get in his 50,000 calories a day on only $40k a month?! Triflin'!

A source tells the National Enquirer (via MSNBC) that KFed gets $40k a month including $20k for the Cheetolings, but it's still not enough for him. KFed is pouring BBQ sauce over that money and devouring it up! Both figuratively and literally! The source went on to say, “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars. When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets. Kevin can't afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up his home."

Daddy Spears better open up Brit's wallet and pay up, because when KFed gets the hongaries in a serious way, there's no telling what he's going to do! One of the Cheetolings could accidentally spill hot sauce on his shirt and GULP. Gone within seconds.

Here's KFed and his piece terrorizing the streets of Vancouver yesterday. "I want mo monies and pie!"

Posted by: Michael K


Sugaroo's picture

Please, please, please tell me this is a joke.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

lara's picture

Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:09pm.
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he is supposedly filming a movie <

but i wonder what happened to him, he used to be kinda hot, even when he was married to britney when he also didn't work/dance

putsomestankonit's picture

It's called getting a Job, asshole. I'm pretty sure that BK is hiring.

TITS's picture

The thought the air smelt greasey today. WTF is he doing HERE? I want to make a election joke but am too repulsed to make funnies.

So when those kids hit 16 or 18 years old - end of money right? Then what does he do? Back to dancing? Rapping?

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elmo533's picture

What is he doing in Vancouver? Get a damn job!

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