KFed Is Hongray For More Money
When Oprah offered a free grilled chicken lunch for one day only, the site went down in a quick minute. All signs point to KFed, because he was probably refreshing and printing like crazy! Homeboy needs to get as much free chicken as he can since he's basically running out of cash. How does Brit Brit expect a stoner like KFed to get in his 50,000 calories a day on only $40k a month?! Triflin'!
A source tells the National Enquirer (via MSNBC) that KFed gets $40k a month including $20k for the Cheetolings, but it's still not enough for him. KFed is pouring BBQ sauce over that money and devouring it up! Both figuratively and literally! The source went on to say, “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars. When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets. Kevin can't afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up his home."
Daddy Spears better open up Brit's wallet and pay up, because when KFed gets the hongaries in a serious way, there's no telling what he's going to do! One of the Cheetolings could accidentally spill hot sauce on his shirt and GULP. Gone within seconds.
Here's KFed and his piece terrorizing the streets of Vancouver yesterday. "I want mo monies and pie!"
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:56pm.
Old habits die very hard.
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Zackly - I left home at 14 and have spent most of my life dirt poor. Even through the periods I have had a bit of money I've been a cheap bitch. I never had credit (that is to say, I've never had a credit card, I've had some informal credit in my day but, even school - I put myself through school with cash) - I think that has a lot to do with it. I look at the price of some things and I think - you know what? No one would EVER spend that much money on this or that if they had to pay cash for it. They'd see, like I do, that it's just ridic to even consider it.
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For some reason he irks me..anyway he has 4 kids under the age of six. Seriously, this dude needs to get a real job. And designing kids clothes obviously isn't it.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:52pm.
Before I got married I was really really struggling financially but I always paid my bills. We've been married for sixteen years and my husband does very well yet I still clip coupons and watch for sales even though he tells me not to be so silly. Old habits die very hard.
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That thought never entered my mind, but now that someone said it, all I can see is a large marshmallow!
You go K-Fat! Get every penny you can! The britards can afford it, and at least Shitney will have to take SOME responsibility for being a dumbass.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
he shouldn't wear white when he's so fat. looks like a big marshmallow, a big lazy marshmallow
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LOL! So true. Except not delicious.
That's fucked up.
Somebody laughed at me when I told them that, if I had a million dollars I could live 20 years without investing...and prolly forever if I did. And they LAUGHED. Ha! Considering I've been living - and not too badly - on less than 20 grand/year for the last 10, I'd say it would be me who had the last laugh there. My secret? I'm not greedy.
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Seriously, what could those two talk about. She looks like she just graduated from some boring junior college and K-Fed is well K-Fed.
And she didn't even get the semi-hot K-Fed either. No she is hanging onto K-Chunk with his 50 kids and no job. You know his other baby mama is jobless too so he really is using all of BS money.
he shouldn't wear white when he's so fat. looks like a big marshmallow, a big lazy marshmallow
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WHY IS THE TRASH STILL FAMOUS?
HATE UNFITNEY, K-FED AND EVERYONE THAT SKANK TOUCHES
Lady, 23rd July 2004 - 12th May 2009. Sweet Dreams. Miss you.
It blows my mind that tabloids even bother with KFed any more. He's irrelevant!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:18pm.
OOOOO, so when its a woman its 'GET THAT MONEY' but when its a guy its 'Get a damn job'
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Maybe to some but not to me. I say get a damn job no matter what your sex is.
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"Ick. Nast."
this economy sure is making everyone fat.
If he can get Jamie Spears to pay him more money HE'S A MACK DADDY!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZqMkdpYi0
This guy is a fucking loser if there ever was one!!!!
why is this chick dating him? is she having problems conceiving?
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:24pm
Have lots of fun and Bring me something!!! :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:23pm.
He kinda has a job, anyone think its easy taking care of Shitney's kids cause she can't/won't and dealing with her crazy ass and then there is her fucked up family. Hell, I'd need at least 50K a month for dealing with the possum clan.
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I never see him with the kids, so that doesn't keep him busy.
Guessing they're with the nannies...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:23pm.
He kinda has a job, anyone think its easy taking care of Shitney's kids cause she can't/won't and dealing with her crazy ass and then there is her fucked up family. Hell, I'd need at least 50K a month for dealing with the possum clan.
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true dat!
I'm out Bitches! I need a fucking drink, and then off to school, Oh I forgot to tell you guys, I finally decided to get my Paralegal Certificate. I know I know open post Cya!!
ohh and Sheeps, My whole $43 on savings!
Thanks to all of you who make my day less painfull
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Remember how when Brit's tour started, all her flack talked about was ensuring she could have the kids on tour with her? They showed up together in Miami, but that was pretty much it. Those goobers are doomed to have mostly nannies till they're 16.
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I know, theres been alot of lost posters lately.
OnT: He could get a job as a professional eater. He has the body type for it
this is fucking ridiculous. i think he needs to be put on my salary.
what the fuck has he ever done to be making that much fucking $ by doing nothing?? his allowance needs to be put on hold till he realizes how actual working people live on the $ THEY MAKE, and that it's a hell of a lot less than he gets.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Get a job fucker
Looking at K-Fed gives me a hankerin for a pulled pork sandwich!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:21pm.
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But there must be somehting for him to do.
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here? Or that dancing show?
He may sign up for a reality show some time soon, that's the easiest way...
He kinda has a job, anyone think its easy taking care of Shitney's kids cause she can't/won't and dealing with her crazy ass and then there is her fucked up family. Hell, I'd need at least 50K a month for dealing with the possum clan.
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Well, Duh! That KFC and Natty Light ain't gonna pay for itself, y'all!
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:18pm.
bitch you blow your cover when you use the same pics in your avie.
try again.
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I was wondering who would be the first to say something! HAHAHA! Meh. This troll uses the same pic b/c it doesn't care that we can spot it. It wants us to spot it so it can get attention.
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:18pm.
bitch you blow your cover when you use the same pics in your avie.
try again.
ROACH?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:15pm.
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Turning burgers at McDonald's or farting on Domino's pizzas does not demand skills :D
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:15pm
I don't know aou tdominoes, but as a former employed of miki dikis; I would tell you I don't think he could handle it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He supposedly pays $7500/month in rent for that faux mansion in Tarzana. Dumbass dint even invest in a decent house.
Try $30,000 a year and still being able to have savings
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:15pm.
For those who are telling him to get ajob, what kind of a job would he get?
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sperm donor?
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Why, oh why, does he have to pollute my city with his ickiness? Go home, Federline.
No, wait. Perhaps he'll be the unfortunate by-stander of one of our many recent gang-shootings. One can only hope, right?
Based on the photos, he's staying at the chi-chi Sutton Place Hotel. "Poor him"! Obviously, he's "hurtin' for money"! **rolling eyes**
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:18pm.
Just trying to recreate the magic of our lost poster, comingback.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:18pm.
bitch you blow your cover when you use the same pics in your avie.
try again.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
SIXTY MOTHER FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH and he can't pay his bills?
WHAT THE FUCK!
Yep, I could see him on Dancing with the Stars or some crappy reality show.
AND, THE BLACK ASS TAX CAME DUE AND HE DID LICK THE PIE GOODS, OKAY?
AND NEW SOFA BATTERIES!
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Fucka doodle-do.
OOOOO, so when its a woman its 'GET THAT MONEY' but when its a guy its 'Get a damn job'
YOU ALL ARE RACIST TOWARDS WEINER-AMERICANS!!
GET EDUCATED YOU IGNORANT HILLBILLIES
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wtf!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:15pm.
OKAY YA'LL JUST WOW, OKAY? HE DID MAKE THE TOILET TIMES AND BATS GET HUNGRY AND THE FIRETRUCK DID SMELL HIS BALLS CAUSE HE DID MAKE THE BOOT MOVES FOR CARLA, MAKING WITCH EYES IN THE BEDROOM FOR THE MOM EVIL TIMES!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:15pm.
For those who are telling him to get ajob, what kind of a job would he get? he has no skilss whatsoever, besides being a back up dancer and since he is a fatass now, I don't think he can do anything.
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You just nominated him for Dancing with the "Stars"..NO!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
For those who are telling him to get ajob, what kind of a job would he get? he has no skilss whatsoever, besides being a back up dancer and since he is a fatass now, I don't think he can do anything.
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OK FIGURES U UP IN THE CHAT AGAIN TALKIN BAD ABOUT RAPPER DADS! YUM BALLS NEED DOLLARS FOR CREAM WITH TENNIS CANS OK WOW BOYS WANT THE TRUCKS! IN THIS ECONOMY GET THE GREEN BEAN CASH I MEAN WOW U UNDERSTAND! PAY THE NANNY AND POOL CLEANER BLACKS!
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Get off your hillbilly ass and get a damn job like the rest of us.
He can call always do Hillbilly Porn with the ex boyfriend of that Bristol Palin chick.
can't live on forty grand a month... omg, in this economy he's going to bitch? he needs to be hog tied and thrown in a shed somewhere.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Errghhh...this pees me off....masses of people don't even make $40,000 per YEAR.
Stop whining, idiot and queue with the rest at the job centre.