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Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston. Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked "LAUGHS" on this shit.
One source (point your finger at Norman) barked, “She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
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that IS funny! SO funny that I looked at the pics, read the headline, pieced two and two together and busted out laughing!
And I haven't even fucking read the post yet!
awesome.
I could totally see this being true. Brad and Angie havent looked happy together since 2007 at least. Brad bit off WAY more then he could chew, 6 kids and a crazy ass girlfriend. I bet he yearns for the days when he could chill the fuck out, smoke a joint and drink a margarita. He just got too impatient and I am sure Angie threw herself and Maddox in his face and thats all it took. He wanted kids, Jen wasnt ready. I honestly dont think he ever stopped loving her he just thought the grass was greener. They always do and it usually never is. Now Brad is stuck, no matter how you shape it the man is stuck he cannot go anywhere. And if he does he still has to co parent 6 kids, classic case of be careful what you wish for.
MK, why'd you leave out the rest of the article?
Brad then called back the next day and the exes began speaking every other day before finally agreeing to meet up on 23 April on the set of Jen’s new movie The Baster, which she’s filming in New York.
Brad arrived in a blacked-out SUV, driven by his security guard, who parked it so that it would look as though it was empty. Brad and Jen spent an hour chatting in the car while the security guard kept watch.
By now, rumours were flying among Brad’s circle and finally reached Angelina, 33, who’s filming her new film Salt in Albany, New York State, only 150 miles from Jen’s movie set.
On 27 April, one on-set source said Angelina, who’d been looking ‘a mess all week’, was in particularly bad shape.
Our insider says: ‘She came out of her trailer looking like she’d been crying. She had red eyes with big bags under them. She’d stopped going back to the family’s rental home [in Long Island] and was sleeping at a hotel in town.
'She never brought her kids or Brad to the set, even though her co-stars did. There’s even talk that she’s been taking caffeine tablets as she’s in such a bad way. Angie has been in some pretty dark places in her life, and now it’s as bad as it’s ever been.’
Three days later, according to sources, Angelina finally threw Brad out – and he immediately went running to Jen. On the evening of 30 April, Brad sneaked in through the back of the Greenwich Hotel, where Jen’s currently holed up, wearing a motorcycle helmet to avoid detection.
‘Brad didn’t spend long in the hotel as he was paranoid that other people would find out, but he didn’t care what Angie thought. He’s had enough,’ adds our source.
The writing seems to be on the wall for Brangelina and friends say this week is make-or-break time.
Jennifer Aniston’s spokesperson denies that a meeting with Brad ever took place.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:42am.
I am right there with you.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:41am.
most of the posts I read said they thought it was BS.
you are really searching for something where there is nothing.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:42am.
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LOL, it's all for the sport....
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It' been FOUR or more fucking years!! JESUS! Can we STOP with the Brangelina fucking love triange???
I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT.
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*whispers* I don't believe anything I read about these three - it's all publicity...I'm just SO glad they're finally making the Brangeloonies cry! They need to cry! They're mean! */end whispers*
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Did I hurt somebodys feelings in not believeing this bs? BWAHAHAHAH
I think it's really cute how some try to keep the hope alive.
I guess when someone pointed out to him that he was ramming little Brad into Billy Bob's sloppy seconds, out same the bottle and the phone!
I don't believe this for a millisecond.
Now if the source had said "John Mayer", I probably would've bought into it.
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Who's DILUSIONAL!?
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Please, let this be true! please???
I am the only one who wants her to get a hotter, sexier piece, get married and have triplets?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Do you suppose it's a recording of an old message since Jen loves to listen to her husband as she still referes? Her husband, how dilusional! I think even Norman gets tired of her ramblings.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:35am.
Ahhh. leave it to you TerriAnn, to be the voice of reason for the Branageloonies. (sp wrong too lazy to change it)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
and, justjared is going to explode in five, four three two....
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Fucka doodle-do.
Who the fuck cares? They have been divorced for years.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:36am.
That's right! Don't forget him being surrounded by his eleventy billion kids!
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WAH, WAH, WAH! The Brangeloonies are coming out to cry! WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
This is gonna an AWESOME thread!
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You know, I do feel sorry for Jen. Brangelina did her dirty...
But she's still a twat to me. XD
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hahah, I totally can believe this because I envision Brad, sitting around in his underwear, unshaven, a bottle of bozoe in his hands, thinking what the FUCK did I do to my life?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ha. It was most likely a drunken George Clooney doing a Brad Pitt impression. He probably got Danny DeVito to do it after a drunken night of Vodka Limones.
LOL! Poor Jen. She fell for it.
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I don't believe it either. If this were true, Skankalina would've already levelled Jen w/ her flame shooting eyes.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:34am.
I bet JA plants these stories herself just to keep her name in the news and thus, somewhat relevant.
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sadly i think that too.
i've never been a fan of Aniston's pity party self but come on. get over it!
"H'lo, Jen? JEN?! Iz Brad. I'm sooo sorry. *sob*"
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Not sure why anyone would believe he'd call Jennifer of all people. What a waste of a phone call. I'm sure Angelina and Brad laughed at the hilarious bull shit.
Ah, drunk dialing.
Also drunk texting.
And let's not forget drunken IMing.
(not that I do it)
I don't believe this. Angelina probably has every phone bugged and her psychic powers would take care of the rest. She has Brad in too strong of a chokehold to let this happen.
(I'm just trying not to get my hopes up. I would love if this is true!)
I bet JA plants these stories herself just to keep her name in the news and thus, somewhat relevant.
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AHAHHAHAHAHAAHA i wonder how angie is taking this?
He needs to get together and get on TEAM KIEFER, headbutt Jolie and make his way back to Aniston! Nothing like a drunken Missouri hillbilly to get your heart pounding.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
EAT THAT, BRANGELOONIES!!!
LOL!
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