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Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston. Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked "LAUGHS" on this shit.
One source (point your finger at Norman) barked, “She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
I am not a Fan of hers by any means. I just HATE HATE HATE That Angelina whore. anything that would make her skin crawl would make me laugh.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I don't know why, but I have always really liked Jennifer Aniston. She can do no wrong in my book.
this post is full of LOLLZ
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:49am.
I'll bring the beer and the wine coolers. We're gonna do this shit in style. *sips wine with a straw*
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I choose to believe this is true!
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:09pm
I guess you were the one that did the breaking up huh? LOL. He must've been a meanie or a jerk if you're so happy to be rid of him.
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I want this story to be true so bad. Angelina looks like she's looking down her nose at the little people.
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That reminds me to stop drinking for a month or two at least not to drunk dial my ex. (WOW can't belive i'm single now...after 4 years it feels good and weird).
And what kind of liquor do you think brad drinks? Angie's pee pee?
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I am not a fan of any of them, so I find it so difficult to understand the worlds fascination with the dynamics between the three of them & why all these stories are STILL fabricated. Jen is boring as all hell, Brad seems about as thick as a brick & he is probably a coward as well, Angelina is just a gorgeous, spoiled bitch obsessed with having children & trying to look more intelligent than she is & like she wants to save the world. They are just overpaid asses who need to go away.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:06pm.
Dummy, you forgot Rojo Caliente! BLASPHEMER!!!!! *yarrrrr*
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hahahah NANNERS! that should set the record straight!!! right-o!
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:03pm.
i was blissfully ignorant to this team Aniston vs Angelina thing until i came across it in this site.
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dont EVER go to JustJared.com
or do actually if you want your reality warped and your senses blown. In a bad way.
Yeah, don't go.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
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The only things Dlisted bitches are fond of are:
1. MK
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4. Anderson Cooper
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
*does drunken hippie swirly dance around sweetas*
I DO think that brangie is falling apart at the seams.
I DO NOT think that Jen has anything to do with it.
I DO want a vodka gimlet at 1 in the afternoon. Yes, thats right now. On the rocks, please.
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I can't wait til that sham of a marriage crashes & burns.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
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NOT THIS DLISTER
I have an equal amount of disdain for each party in the brange-anniston triangle.
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i was blissfully ignorant to this team Aniston vs Angelina thing until i came across it in this site.
and everyone bashes Angie to no end. Whatever happened to equal opportunity hate?
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:55am.
AHAHA! We are such ladyeeezzz!!! Now all we need are two big ass floppy hats and some heart-shaped sunglasses and we'll be white-trash debutantes! Angelina ain't got nothing on this hotness. One look at our perfection and she would combust.
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Brad looks like total shit in that pic.
You know why Dlisters can't fucking stand Skankalina? Because we can smell a conniving, stinking cunt a mile away.
Jen, doesn't seem like a bitch. I've never read anything about her that makes her seem like a fake cunt.
Please for the love of god do not mention vodka.
Team expose Angie for the psychotic whore that she is.
WAIT!! Did I hear someone's in the bleachers with Vodka?
GImme a swig of that shit!
*passes wine cooler to dirtywhoremouth* Missay my hippie love!! :)
Personally, I hate the whole overplayed thing, but I do love to see Angie exposed for the fake ass beeyoch she is! Patron saint of BULLSHIT maybe! lol *stir*
I am not team Aniston, or Brangelina.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
the only reason i believe i could be fond of her(besides the fact i think she's hot)is that she was in "Office Space"... killer flick!!
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:54am.
Brangelina started this rumour so they can show up at Cannes AS THE MOST FABULOUS PERFECT WONDERFUL COUPLE EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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DING DING DING DING!! AND YES, FOLKS WE HAVE A WINNER!
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fuzzyslippers LOL! *pats seat* One must crook one's pinky when drinking from a brown paper bag but as you obviously know, a real lady uses a straw.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
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NOT THIS DLISTER
I have an equal amount of disdain for each party in the brange-anniston triangle.
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EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:51am.
this is all just a publicity stunt to try to overshadow the week long celebration that is... James Haven's birthday!!
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Brangelina started this rumour so they can show up at Cannes AS THE MOST FABULOUS PERFECT WONDERFUL COUPLE EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
Thanks, Sweetassssssssssssssssssssss! John was receiving some guff, & he needed to make it clear he is not to be trifled with!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
AngieHo cry??????????? Not that beeyotch.
the only thing to comfort Aniston is that she had Brad when he was smoking HAWT!
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:51am.
how DARE they try and take James Havens' glory!!!!
WELL I HAVE NEVAH!
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DQ♥ nice guns!! Ahahahha @ the article. Who cares if it's true or not? I hope she looks at the shell of her former love and says "ew, no thanks." *stir, stir*
Ok, I am surrounded by sick people. If you have a fever and feel like shit DON'T COME TO FUCKING WORK!
UGH! I am following my boss around with santizing wipes, wiping down everything he touches.
I do NOT want to get any of what any of these people have!
GO HOME!
this is all just a publicity stunt to try to overshadow the week long celebration that is... James Haven's birthday!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:49am.
angel: I'm sorry! I hardly ever go there anymore, but I'd be pleased as punch to have you as my friend!
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Yay! I was thinking that might be the case...yours is really privated...and mine has my real name, but I gots, well, missy on there and PSL, Sheeps, TV...anyone of them can tell you who I am over there...
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*pulls up lawnchair next to sweetas & dirtywhoremouth*
vodka you say?
*screams at the ocean*
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*smooch*@missy:
Whenever I'm weirdly bitchy like this, it kinda pops out...:)
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:45am.
I'll bring the beer and the wine coolers. We're gonna do this shit in style. *sips wine with a straw*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
angel: I'm sorry! I hardly ever go there anymore, but I'd be pleased as punch to have you as my friend!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:45am.
Aw, fuck!! *pulls out lawn chair, pillows, binoculars and umbrella* This shit's gonna get messy and I want to be in the front row! LOL
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:38am.
Please, let this be true! please???
I am the only one who wants her to get a hotter, sexier piece, get married and have triplets?
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Nope... you're not the only one! I second that !
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UM........I've been wanting to make you my MySpace friend but it seems I don't know you well enuff? If we CAN be friends...maybe one of these other beeches can hook us up...? Waddyathink?
It's unrelated - I just remembered.
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Even if this were true (not likely), there are only two possible sources of the info--and Brad's not gonna disclose it. So if it were true, that makes her a dick for disclosing it.
I really hope we won't still be hearing about this triangle in 20 years, like some sort of warped "Bridges of Madison County."
My goodness, it's been over 4 years. When will it end???
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Not true. Do you really think Angie lets Brad use a phone?
Aw, fuck!! *pulls out lawn chair, pillows, binoculars and umbrella* This shit's gonna get messy and I want to be in the front row! LOL
The JJ brigade must be spinning on their backs like June bugs over this one!! *cackling*
angel_i, love the song!! hahahaa!
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