HA! Of The Day
Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston. Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked "LAUGHS" on this shit.
One source (point your finger at Norman) barked, “She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:34pm
I knew you were gonna say that!
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Haha! Have I become that predictable on dl?
Seriously though, I think we can all decide for ourselves what to believe and what not to believe. Who gives a crap if this is made up crap, it makes for a fun post!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm pretty sure DListed gets this nonsense from IUC aka Huvaine camp. Hey the guys gotta keep his job you know.
Sugaroo - so their Duck Farts are different. Still. NO. I can't do whiskey of any kind.
Devilgirl this isn't only a maniston fans site.
Ok, so it's ok to talk about your break-up but not ok to bitch about your boyfriend? Ok, got it.
I don't think Jared posted this story on his site. He was probably too afraid of being murdered in his sleep by a loon.
Donald Trump is a plastic whore loving pussy!!!!
Ok, I feel better now.
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Sugaroo, Sig is my favorite. Maybe because I have the biggest crush on Edgar. IDK.
Geez, He looks so old and beaten down in that pic.
He looks at least 10 years older there.
devilgirl & fuzzyslippers
Hi girls! I am just avoiding work....
any drink that has the word 'fart' in its name does not sound appealing at all.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:34pm
I knew you were gonna say that!
Gotta love it when bitches come out the side and try to tell the board at large how to feel.
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HEY Migraine! :)
Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:24pm.
Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:23pm.
*landing in thread*
So have the Brangeloonies shown up yet?
*ninja stance*
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lmao not that I've noticed but they are bound so show up soon!
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I wonder if this story is on JJ. I'd go over there but every time I post my comments get deleted. I wonder why?
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You should def check if the story is up and share the comments! (pretty please :o)
Brad's wife Saint Angelina doesn't have time for such nonsense from Jens camp. You know good and well Jen goes home each night listening to 'old messages' left by her ex while rubbing peanut butter on her cootch so Norman can enjoy.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:32pm.
Duck Fart = Coffee Liquer, Irish Cream and blended whiskey.
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Not in Dutch Harbor, matey! They drink it Baileys and Crown Royal.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
hm, never had a duck fart, but I love shots of baileys & whiskey
Like a car bomb without the guiness. But I love a car bomb too.
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
1. MK
2. Harvey
3. STAINS
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Hot Gingers! (Rojo, Phoebe, Prince HG)
6. Alcohol
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7. Um, sex! Hello?!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
TeriAnn-Blah blah, balh- Shouldn't you be over at JJ ?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hiya Migraine! What's going on with you?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:31pm.
Sugaroo,
I cannot find the appeal of Duck Farts. I'll leave them to my Crab Fishermen.
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For real? I don't drink anymore but if I did, I'd be shoving everyone aside to get to one!
Who's your fave Captain? Mine is a tie between Andy and Keith. Johnathan has the best laugh, though,
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
I'm not. I actually wanna kick all 3 in the cunt.
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YAY donkey! same here.
Nanners -
#7 TEH GANJA!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Duck Fart = Coffee Liquer, Irish Cream and blended whiskey.
YUCK!
HELLLLLOOOOO MIGRAINE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Kind of off topic, but sort of along the same lines...
Last night I had a dream that I went to Vegas with my Ex-boyfriend and my current bf was ok with it. It was so weird.
Sugaroo,
I cannot find the appeal of Duck Farts. I'll leave them to my Crab Fishermen.
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:24pm.
Sorry I really don't want to be writing in every new post about my break up. But it was yesterday and i have ups and downs in my days, I will limit myself to trash celebs. that is always fun
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vent away darling.
Im going through a breakup and it helped me a leetle to hear Im not the only one :O)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I'm happy to see that most don't believe this pathetic thread. Jen could only hope and pray that one day Brad calls to beg her back.
Hey Bitchez!!! Since there is no open post yet, I'm a sayin' hey up in this bitch.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
1. MK
2. Harvey
3. STAINS
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Hot Gingers! (Rojo, Phoebe, Prince HG)
6. Alcohol
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
The demise of Brangelina is coming, I feel it!
*fills with glee*
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
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I like her hair. Other than that, she's just meh for me. Too boring to be controversial.
Ok I have to do it.
*puts on full body armor and opens up JJ*
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Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:46am.
Not true. Do you really think Angie lets Brad use a phone?
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Oh, now that's a GOOD one.
No, she does not.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:24pm.
Considering I'm surrounded my sick people, I will be cosuming copius amounts of vodka to sterilize my immune system.
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I prescribe copious amounts of Duck Farts. Yummers.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:53am.
I see Dlisted bitches are very fond of Jen, why?!
I'm not. I actually wanna kick all 3 in the cunt.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:24pm.
Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:23pm.
*landing in thread*
So have the Brangeloonies shown up yet?
*ninja stance*
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lmao not that I've noticed but they are bound so show up soon!
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I wonder if this story is on JJ. I'd go over there but every time I post my comments get deleted. I wonder why?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Okay...I have always liked Jennifer Anniston and now my utter loathing for Angelina Voight makes me love JA even more. I hope to god that this is true, since it will make Angie Jo go ballistic on Brad's ass. I think Brad has never stopped loving Jennifer, but he got caught by the hypnotic vagina that is Angelina.
Plus, just think of the fun it will be watching Brangelina fall like a house of cards. I just hear the screams of the JJ'ers now.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:17pm.
...You must join our party. I have never seen such class... You absolutely radiate elegance. *hands over straws*
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Nothing but gentility around this joint! I'm clutching my pearls with white gloved hands. And my Box O' Wine. Chardonnay, darlings. The drink for bitches with real elegance and class.
On topic: I swear Brangelina and Chinnifer are in on this together. Anything for free publicity. Bela Lugosi was a firm believer in the "no bad publicity" motto.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Considering I'm surrounded my sick people, I will be cosuming copius amounts of vodka to sterilize my immune system.
Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:23pm.
*landing in thread*
So have the Brangeloonies shown up yet?
*ninja stance*
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lmao not that I've noticed but they are bound so show up soon!
Sorry I really don't want to be writing in every new post about my break up. But it was yesterday and i have ups and downs in my days, I will limit myself to trash celebs. that is always fun
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
PS Brad Pitt looking old as FUCK
* phone rings*
- Hello!
- #%^*<^#^!
- Hello?
- Ah...jennn
- Who am I speaking with?
- hehe Who? *giggles* Oh Jen!...jenny girl..jenny love
-Brad?
-*sighs* Look Jen .. I dun know how to say this... But...*burps* ... Oy..*gigles*
-Is this some kinda joke? Ashton don't you have an old vagina to rub?
- hehehe.. Oh Jen .... Tsk tsk. ... Your humor ... I missed it
- Brad it's been years..*gasp* Why now?
- *sigh* Well can you blame? I wake up at 6 each morning and have to bang that ..How's that for wake n bang! *burp* sorry ..*giggles*
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME! - *sobs*
- Jen..Jen...Jen...don't cry! ...shhhhh stop...please
- LOOK BRADLEY ! I don't know what are your intentions for this call but I got no time! I have a very important scene to shoot for Marley and Me 2 and this is nonsense!
-Jen...jenny..Jen love..Jen...I ...I...I missed you...*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
Jen... We had this..amazing love.... I...I...don't......F#%^^#%^!!!!!
- Brad?
-........shhhhhh!
-Whats happening Brad?
- shhhhhh!!! I'm hiding ....shhhhhh...I hear foot steps....shhhhhh!
- Brad do you want me to call cops?
- ................phewww!.*giggles*
- WHATS GOING ON BRAD?
- I thought...she sent security to find me....*giggles*
- I heard noises Brad! Is she there? Is this a joke???
- NO ....NO.... shhh! ...silly Jen ... It's Zahara learning German....shhhh!
-I have to go..Marley and Me 2 is in process..brad I need to GO
-no...noo...please ...help me! ...Jen please!... I'm begging you!...she...she...her vagina ..her vagina ...
- I need a joint
- *giggles*. That's why I love you jenny! ....you don't care if I walk around with shit stains ...you don't care if I piss in your empty Jagger bottle ... You perfe.....
*picks up the phone *
- Times Up! Back to your cage Brad!
- Angelina?
*hangs up*
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Let me tell you something about my Russian familly....
Boris my husband wears tracking suit two size smaller because he has nice vodka gut
my daughter Sweat Lana wears he
I doubt that this story is true but I want it to be SO BAD!
*landing in thread*
So have the Brangeloonies shown up yet?
*ninja stance*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:12pm.
It was kind of my idea but we are still pretty much in love, but the relationship wasn't going anywhere, we are good friends, we just weren't working as a couple, but yeah he had his bad times. It took me months to do the break up. But we will have more fun as friends in some time from now.
We are trying to do the Jerry/Elaine friend thing.
I wonder why brad and Jen don't try that? LOL
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH The Whore of Babylon is going to be PISSED! Better hide the knives, Bradly.
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Its not so much a love for Jennifer Aniston, its a loathing for Angelina. I don't understand how and why people buy into her manipulation of the media. I also think Brad is an idiot. Tool of the century.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:13pm.
...You must join our party. I have never seen such class... You absolutely radiate elegence. *hands over straws* To the end of Brangelina! Hear hear!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.