HA! Of The Day
Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston. Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked "LAUGHS" on this shit.
One source (point your finger at Norman) barked, “She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
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Does anyone know when than happened? Could have been happening after they split, that owuld make sense.
I doubt it happend recently an dthis story has been dugg out to keep her in the lime light. The Baster needs attention....
you are pathetic Braddy!!!!! shame on you for getting drunk when your top is working hard rubbing SALT to her wound!!!
SEX! SEX! SEX!
I can't wait for AJ to get the public diss she so richly deserves when Bradley wakes up and realizes he is dangling from a chain around a c*nt's neck!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
What I don't understand is why fans of Brangelina have against Jennifer. What did she ever do to deserve hate?
I just don't get it. Ok, you love Angelina with all your heart, that's fine, but why hate Aniston? It doesn't make sense at all.
It's actually quite strange to read things like "Angie will laugh so hard when she hears Aniston is being dumped again!"
Does that make Angelina a nice person? I used to like Angie, back when she was with Billy-Bob. Until I learned how she got him when he was still engaged to Laura Dern.
I like Brad Pitt, though. He sucks as an actor (watch the last scenes in Se7en, god he is awful!), but I think he is a nice human being. Who made a horrible mistake and regrets it every day.
Angelina will soon learn that it is not easy for single moms to date. Not only is it hard to get a sitter for that many children, but to find someone that does not mind 6 children in the house.
AND SPAGHETTI CAT!
I'm going to smoke too, hold my seat with that popcorn bucket.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I drunk dialed the last time back in 1995. I know this because 1995 was also the last time I had an ex that I liked enough to attempt a drunk dial.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:50pm.
yogurt? nice and light, easy to eat. or smoke, though i don't think that you do, right?
and- wtf? why are you having no appetite?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:52pm.
Sugaroo - Phil's teefs are the NAST!
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Now about those nostrils with the hairs in them? I could fit my big toe up in there, they're so big!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
He looks like hell.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:52pm.
I know I've been gone a few days, but when did you go from Master Cleanse to pepperoni?
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Excellent question.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:50pm.
i have not drunk dialed an ex.
I cant actually remember alast time I did that, It hasn't happened in years. I have to much pride, even when Drunk
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
I like whiskey
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me too!
*pours us both a glass of bushmills, neat*
mmmmm! drink up m'lady!
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Getton' mah drank on wit Missy times!
Sugaroo - Phil's teefs are the NAST!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
1. MK
2. Harvey
3. STAINS
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Hot Gingers! (Rojo, Phoebe, Prince HG)
6. Alcohol
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I add Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out to the list!
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HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I need to say it again?
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:50pm.
Bitches, I need some help. I have not had any sort of appetite since Saturday. It's starting to wear on me. I managed to choke down 3 slices of pepperoni yesterday. Not pizza, the pepperoni off of it.
UGH! I'm all light headed and weak and the thought of trying to eat something makes me want to yack.
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I know I've been gone a few days, but when did you go from Master Cleanse to pepperoni?
Im gonna go smoke. Here, hold onto my tinfoil hat while Im gone.
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Stoney
I'll bet your Mom Jeans are stylin baby!!!
i have not drunk dialed an ex.
mostly because i do not have their phone #'s, and I didn't have a cell until a couple years ago, and it's way too much work to get on a pay phone :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
I like whiskey
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My grandparents had a Golden Retriever named Whiskey!
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I like Golden Retrievers too!
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I like lavender!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Bitches, I need some help. I have not had any sort of appetite since Saturday. It's starting to wear on me. I managed to choke down 3 slices of pepperoni yesterday. Not pizza, the pepperoni off of it.
UGH! I'm all light headed and weak and the thought of trying to eat something makes me want to yack.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
I like whiskey
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me too!
*pours us both a glass of bushmills, neat*
mmmmm! drink up m'lady!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I don't doubt this story whatsoever. I'm just surprised it's taken this long.
Well, Bradley is a drunkard now and Angelina KNOWS he's a cheater so it should not surprise her if he leaves for a greener grass. Maybe she was "attractive" a few years ago with all the bullshit stories she invented about herself, but now she's just an emanciated woman with way too many collected/spawned kids. I agree, if the stories are true Bradley WANTED kids but he just had way too much way too fast. Those twats have been looking strained and distant so I don't doubt they are not as into each other as they once were.
Pfft! I bet Angelina Jolie is prepared for the role of her life: a martyr. Once these two douches split, she's going to be worse than Aniston in the "boo hoo" department. You can bet your mom jeans on that. She's used to vomiting every single detail of her life, she's not going to shut up about it.
As to Bradley drunk-dialing Aniston... I don't know. He would most likely call Clooney, no? but now that he's not allowed to have those friend things Angelina knows not about, well.. maybe Aniston was the immediate choice. No?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Mom jeans! You simply cannot forget the mom jeans!
*busts zipper with fat barren womb*
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
I like whiskey
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My grandparents had a Golden Retriever named Whiskey!
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I like Golden Retrievers too!
haha, poor angie. she's losing her grip on brad's balls.
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Fucka doodle-do.
@Migraine Sally, "mom jeans". Ha ha ha ha!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
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Awww, no love for Abandoned Couch? : /
Homosexual Brad Pitt (Hollywood's biggest 'tinymeat' success story) always has such a pained look on her face!
Homosexual Brad Pitt (Hollywood's biggest 'tinymeat' success story) always has such a pained look on her face!
God how I wish this story were true. I would love nothing more than for that cunt Jolie to get what she deserves and for that fuckpig Pitt to regret the day he got sucked into that bitch's lips.
The demise of these two is imminent. Bottom line, as gorgeous as this Jolie is, every man gets bored with the same poontang day after day. He'll end up glomming onto the next big sensation. Oh how I would love for him to dump Jolie for Jolie Jr., Megan Fox.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
I like whiskey
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My grandparents had a Golden Retriever named Whiskey!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
1. MK
2. Harvey
3. STAINS
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Hot Gingers! (Rojo, Phoebe, Prince HG)
6. Alcohol
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I add Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out to the list!
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and Mom Jeans
Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:44pm.
I'm not pointing fingers today. And thanks lovey, but he's actually behaving right now, lol.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:37pm.
Sugaroo, Sig is my favorite. Maybe because I have the biggest crush on Edgar. IDK.
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I saw footage of Edgar with his kids and that made me like him even though he is a chainsmoker. Blah. Well, most of them are. Ever checked out Phil's teefs? ZOUNDS!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
TeriAn, I don't know you, and I'm sorry that I'm doing this cause I rarely do, but please step away from the computer and go busy yourself elsewhere. You're taking this brangie thing a little too seriously and it's scaring me. For real.
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"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
I like whiskey
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
Hey, you were a friend of Gyeah's right (I think I remember you two chatting), do you know if she is ok? Haven't seen her around in a long time, and Miss Thang and I were wondering about her. I have emailed her, but heard nothing.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
Amended list of Dlisted faves:
1. MK
2. Harvey
3. STAINS
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Hot Gingers! (Rojo, Phoebe, Prince HG)
6. Alcohol
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I add Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out to the list!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31791
HA! I totally do not believe this story.
This story is a plant by Aniston's people because she is tired and lonely and no one is paying her any attention.
I'm calling Bullshit on this one, folks.
Pure de fuckery!
HA! HA!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Break ups are bad, hadn't had one in a long time, i wish I had Anniston's phone (LOL) her life now thanks to the tabloids is a long break up recovery.
But from what I remember from the last break up it was just last for a while and then is like it never happened.
I've been buying shoes and swimsuits cause i'm sure i'll drop a couple of pounds. That has me in a great mood.
Maybe i should add adopting a couple of kids. that will keep me busy!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:38pm.
who said you cant talk about your BF?
dumb. vent away.
HEY TERIANN - still searchin huh? hahahahhaa man you must be bored. I hope youre bored. Damn.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:40pm.
What in the hell are you talking about?
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:38pm.
Devilgirl this isn't only a maniston fans site.
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Blah, blah, blah and it sure isn't a Jolie fansite, but JJ is. Funny how we never really see u around except to stir up stuff on an Aniston or Jolie thread.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:39pm.
Sugaroo - so their Duck Farts are different. Still. NO. I can't do whiskey of any kind.
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I thought Crown Royal is teh scotch!
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@ kdracofan
Nope - JJ has nothing on this story but he does have some of the UGLIEST pics of LongWHORIA I've ever seen. Man, that bitch is FUGLY!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
A Duck Fart is the actual name of a drink?
*secretly wants one*
*rolls eyes into back of head at the use of the name "Maniston"*
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So I went to JJ. he didnt post the story. I think he got sick of getting Mr. & Mrs Smith DVDs covered in white powder in his mailbox.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:38pm.
Donald Trump is a plastic whore loving pussy!!!!
Ok, I feel better now.
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No shit. Talk about securing a piece of ass with that decision...