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Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston. Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked "LAUGHS" on this shit.
One source (point your finger at Norman) barked, “She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
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Pitt is a pathetic drunk. Who the hell wants somebody with 6 kids and looks like he doesn't shower in weeks?
On the other hand, Keifer is awesome when he gets his drink on. Either he's a funny drunk and wrestles with a Christmas tree. Or he's an angry drunk who headbutts somebody, Jack Bauer-style.
I can picture him drunk on the couch like in TRUE ROMANCE -- "I'll fukkin' kill you, man..."
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why the fuck would jen want old used thing! drinkers suck!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:44pm.
Brad has hit the wall lately
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Yes he's done that too. Further proof that he's hitting the sauce!
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Brad has hit the wall lately. Having kids'll do that to ya, and passing 40, but Angie's also to blame.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
Fuzzy! SmOOches sorry dear! James Haven just saw your post. Blame it on a senior moment. James Haven just moved another year closer to 40!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:01pm.
James Haven, is Brad really a drunkeroo? *waits breathlessly for answer*
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It seems to be the case lately. Just the other day Pax showed James Haven a bottle of Grey Goose that he found in Brad's sock draw.
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ok - any wagers on whether or not Jolie & Pitt show up arm in arm for Cannes???
Here's what will go down :
If they show up together does it mean the split is amicable and they're doing it all for show (sake of kids/careers)
OR
they don't show up together b/c the sight of one another makes them want to vomit (pretending to care is no longer an option)
OR
they show up (happily) because all these RUMORS are complete and utter bullshit???
damn that would suck balls.
well ill keep my fingers crossed that nothing happens to the vespa! i put 4 dollars in your birthday card...have a full tank on me :)
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:47pm.
James, tell all! We will protect you from Angie! Spill your guts, collect than Enquirer money stat!
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James Haven, is Brad really a drunkeroo? *waits breathlessly for answer*
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Submitted by modianos on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:56pm.
SmOOches modi! Thank you for the birthday wishes! It has been a roller coaster ride for James Haven these past few months. Katie, Lindsay, KFed, Kim K's homely sister, Kate Hudson, Brad, Morgan Freeman....Hollywood is going full moon crazy!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:55pm.
LCT! James Haven's favorite redhead (don't tell Lindsay) SmOOches to you!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:54pm.
SmOOches ESE! Long time no see!
James Haven knew those at Dlisted would want to know the inside scoop on this scandilous behavior!
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james! good to see you! happy belated birthday :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:50pm.
SmOOches angel! James Haven would rather spend his birthday with your crazy bitches then anywhere in the world. Ok. The playboy mansion first, then you hot sluts!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:48pm.
SmOOches Sugar! James Haven has been busy resurrecting his once lucrative Mary Kay business and taking acting lessons!
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He answered me first, bitches! NYAH!
James Haven, we have missed you! So glad you have been busy but we are so devoid of fun when you're not here!
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Submitted by She She peritta on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:27pm.
Drunk texting or bloging is worse than drunk dialing. There is nothing worse than waking up the next morning and seeing what you were up to the night before.
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Hey where's tricuit these days? I fucking loved her late night posts that she went back and deleted!!
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
JAMESY!!! I missed you my darling! Happy birthday!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:49pm.
SmOOches dg! Thank you for your kind birthday wishes. James Haven spent the evening with Daddy Voight watching "Midnight Cowboy". Daddy Voight thought he was giving James Haven acting tips but all he was giving James Haven was a migraine.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:47pm.
and finally the truth is out.... happy b-day, JH!
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with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:48pm.
SmOOches Sugar! James Haven has been busy resurrecting his once lucrative Mary Kay business and taking acting lessons!
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vSubmitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:47pm.
James, hunny! Where have you been? Fuzzy missed you!
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PS.@James Haven: I KNEW it! JUST as I suspected!
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JAMES HAVEN! HUFFY BARFDAY, BITCH!
I'm really glad you made it back in time to keep these bitches from ruining our week long celebration of your birthday!
*smooch*
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JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sly dog you! Sneaking in tonight! Happy Belated Birthday!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
JAMES HAVEN! *batting eyelashes* Where have you been?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
James Haven knows for a fact that Brad called Jen in a blitzed out frenzy! One night Brad went out with G. Clooney for a guy's night out. If you ask James Haven, it should be called a girls night out cause those two left here looking like two hookers from Sunset! Long after everyone was in bed, James Haven needed a snack (low sugar). So he ventured to the kitchen for a yodel and a glass of soy milk. On the way, James Haven heard sobbing.
At first he thought it was Lupita the maid. Sometimes Angie cuts off Lupita's food supply if she catches her snoozing on the job. As James Haven got closer he realized that it was not the sobbing of a hungry maid, but the familiar sobs of Brad! Yes Brad is a big sobber. He sobs at movies, weddings, birthdays and has even been known to sob at a bar mitzvah or two.
Brad was begging the person on the other end to take him back! Then James Haven heard the words that sent shivers down his spine! "Jen, please, please take me back" sob sob.
James Haven couldn't believe his ears. But wait! There is more:
"Jen, I know I was a fool. Yes, yes a spineless, no balls, fool."
"Jen, I can't take it here anymore! This woman is a controlling psychopath!"
(She might be a bit controlling after all she does keep a tracking device on Brad's ankle, but psychopath? that seemed a bit harsh to James Haven)
More muffled sobs and.......
"Yes, I know that I embarrassed and forced you into the arms of John Mayer. But Angie is a forceful woman. She hypnotizes men with her eyes!"
She paid $69.95 to learn how to hypnotize and trust James Haven, it's not with her eyes. She slips them a drug!
Brad went on to say he is "tired of all these kids, and Angie's creepy brother!" The nerve!
He feels that Mad is the real man of the house and no decisions are made unless Mad gives the ok! That much is true, James Haven can only have one night a week off, because Mad feels too much partying is unhealthy. He should practice what he preaches. That pesky kid is out six nights a week!
Jen hung up on Brad and before you knew it, Brad flung open the door James Haven was staring into Brad's bleary eyes! "uh James Haven, I was just talking to Clooney"
"Clooney, James Haven's eye!" "You were talking to Jennifer and James Haven heard enough to sell to the Enquirer and buy his own Island!"
Brad begged James Haven not to spill the beans but James Haven said he had to think about it and discuss it with some friends. Dr. Dre is out of town and Neil Patrick Harris is busy with his television show (which he promised James Haven a role). So it is up to you crazy bitches to help James Haven with his dilemma. What should he do? Tell or not tell?
Angie has a mean temper like Daddy Voight. There is no telling what will go down when she finds out!
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The tabloids are desperate to keep this story alive. I doubt anyone planted it, just trying to sell papers.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 2:36pm.
Yeah no, Brad wouldn't get back together with Jennifer. He's too politically active and Jen comes off as desperate and a little self absorbed
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Trust. Pitt could fall right back into hanging on the couch with a bong in one hand and a pizza in the other ! This political BS is b/c of Jolie. Jen never stopped him from being vocal - that was his choice. He did it to impress Jolie and to feel like his life had meaning. Well now that he has 6 kids - he knows his life has meaning. I'm sure he'd love it if he never had to travel again!! Raise those kids in a stable environment with a woman who like to live in one home. He's got his pet project "new orleans" and that's it. What's gonna happen to the Jolie/Pitt foundation when they split? You really think he's gonna start a foundation in his name? NOT.
By the way, Jen does her St. Jude charity and is always lending a hand when it comes to helping the unfortunate. She just doesn't advertise every dollar she donates. Any monies that JP have given to charity have come from whoring out the children onto magazine covers. And that WELL has appeared to have dried up!
LMFAO! MK you are a sicko. I love it : And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
Funny how now the word out is that John and Brad are both kicking themselves in the brown hole for letting her go. So much for Miss Desperate!! Hysterical how these two morons thought the grass was greener on the other side only to find out that it's NOT!!! Good for Jen. Who the hell is laughing now... by the photo it would look to be Jen.
If this is true and the drunken Pitt is calling Jen and has patched up a friendship, Jolie deserves it. If it's not true, you know Jolie is wondering if it is. Either way.... girlfriend is getting her payback.
h4w h5w h6w!!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:09pm.
Angel_i - maybe MK blocked the loons from JJ!
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MAYBE! I dunno- I hope they're all in bed in the fetal position afraid to look at their computers;p
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SEX!
Is that open enough?
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Angel_i - maybe MK blocked the loons from JJ!
And I'm especially disappointed there's less that 300 posts. UGH!
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WTF??? What the FUCKING FUCK!?!?
This is not an open post!
WHY ARE WE NOT BEATING ON BRANGELOONIES IN HERE?!
JEEZ LA-FUCKING-WEEZ, DO I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED TODAY!!!
ACK!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:39pm.
I actually heard that google is introducing some applications you can set up to prevent drunk emailing. Apparently you have to be able to solve some simple math questions in order to get logged in. LOL.
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Gmail. And it has a time limit on it. If you don't hit the "recall" button or whatever, within 10 seconds (I think) it sends anyway.
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Submitted by She She peritta on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:27pm.
Yes, Facebook and Livejournal need to include a breathalyser upon log-in.
I actually heard that google is introducing some applications you can set up to prevent drunk emailing. Apparently you have to be able to solve some simple math questions in order to get logged in. LOL.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:35pm.
Sugaroo - TV is my victim. Poor guy. On all accounts! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA! Texting, calling, myspacing, IMing.
*blushes*
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GET OUT! You talked to him? And you lived to tell?
What does your BH think of this, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Oh shit. Enid will KILL you for cheating on it!
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Sugaroo - TV is my victim. Poor guy. On all accounts! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA! Texting, calling, myspacing, IMing.
*blushes*
I never drunk dialed anyone. Guess I missed out. LOL
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Fuck it. Own your drunk texting/blogging/dialing/facebooking.
At least people will know you are real.
Drunk texting or bloging is worse than drunk dialing. There is nothing worse than waking up the next morning and seeing what you were up to the night before.
The call is true, but what's worse is that Angelina is lookin for a piece of Baby Jesus Ass. Yes, hos, she's on the Dumi Whore Vadge Cougar Plan. Who said Feminism is dead?
Jägermeister is like water to me now.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Breakdown, I went to the same school. For us, coffee and donuts turned out to be Corona and Cuervo Gold.
oh the glee if this were true... not that i like aniston, but brad has been posing in angelina's world for too long... he needs to come out and show his real self... i do have a little jealous girl "hee hee" over the idea of the gorgeous and pious (and spouse stealing- let's be honest) angelina losing to the girl next door...