Tuesday, May 12th 2009

The Guido Kingdom Is Going Into Foreclosure

Victoria GAUDY's Long Island mafia castle is going into foreclosure, because her raggedy ass owes $650,000. The Gottis lived in the mansion during filming of Growing Up Gotti. The New York Daily News says that Victoria hasn't made one single payment to Chase in over two years. The six-acre property is listed at $3 million, marked down from $4 million. The bodies buried in the backyard are included!

Victoria blames the whole thing on her ex-husband, Carmine Agnello. She said that he took a $856,000 loan against the house with her knowing about it. Victoria went on to yap, "I won a house that was a booby prize riddled with debt."

This mess would've been easily averted! The Gottis should've stopped using hairspray, bronzer, fake tan diarrhea, peroxide and lip gloss for one week and they would've have enough money saved to pay off the damn bank! I almost added "eyebrow waxing" to that list, but that should always be priority #1!

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I'd love to adopt Frankie....que rico...
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KT's picture

these people make me feel embarrassed for being half italian. i hear one of her 3 guido sons are trying to make a music career happen. LAWL!

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I actually like Victoria...I don't know, I feel that she is genuine...it's kinda gotta be tough when your father is the Mafia King...it's her 3 moronic sons that I can't stand!

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i kinda like her

They lived in the mansion for free for 2 years and they want the rest of us to feel sorry for them?

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Oh my, not a moment too soon! Maybe if her usless fake-tan Guido sons ever did anything like WORK instead of partying and acting stupid in front of the cameras, they would have something.

Nah, those three morons only know how to spend money like they are important or something.

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GOD BLESS THE GOTTIS!!!
John Gotti was a great American! There should be streets named after him.

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Submitted by davidjcaplan on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:48pm.
You think these Guidos are bad. You should check out Jersey Shore Unleashed on E! tomorrow at 8:30pm. It's hilarious!!!!

I can't wait for the RHONJ tonight and the wrap up for RHONY.

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You think these Guidos are bad. You should check out Jersey Shore Unleashed on E! tomorrow at 8:30pm. It's hilarious!!!!

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This show should have been called "Ill-Gotten Gains" or "Blood Money." These people make me sick.

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Foreclosure schmoreclosure. Forget about Victoria. I'm still trying to figure out why her three supposedly macho Italian-American sons wear more foundation and blush than Carrie Prejean.

Submitted by ss794 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:14pm.

But she's Catholic! It'd be a venial sin!

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Sheeps: "If she was on title, no lender is going to lend without her signature on the loan. Call me cynical, but I have a bad feeling she might be fibbing."

She probably is lying - she lied about having breast cancer a few years ago and because of that her male assistant quit (his mom had breast cancer).

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HAHAHAHAHAHA, I fucking love it, love it, love it....AMEN, stick your face in the mud Victoria. You worthless cunt!!!!!!

Whatever's picture

She is an idiot. Looks like her three boys will have to get off their lazy rears and work for a living.

I just went through this with a client who owned her home outright, married a loser lothario who managed to accumulate over 200,000 in home equity debt. She was crying she had no knowledge but when she looked over the docs that SHE SIGNED...it was like, oh, yea, now I remember...DUH!!

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Garbage Sale....oops I mean "Garage Sale" time.

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I assume they made money for doing the reality show. Could they not use at least 'some' of that for paying down the mortgage? Or do you reckon she blew all of that money already?

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i can totally relate to the whole "booby prize" thing I got a house in my divorce that I had to wind up paying off a $10,000 lien put on by my ex husband while he was living there...i wont see a penny back... but come on... she has access to much better lawyers than I did...so she's a nitwit for not finding that shit out before hand. Im surprised she cant get someone to go pay Chase a visit to go fit them with some cement shoes...

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:47pm.

But I will give Frankie credit. Out of the three he seems to be a decent person when the camera's aren't around. (Kind of makes me believe the rumors about the pool boy being his father are true.)
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I had heard that too except the version I got was that his father was a Dominican mechanic(SWOON) who worked for Victoria's husband..
IMO he is def the cutest one of those boys , heard he had gotten into trouble with another girl having pills on him awhile back ,hope he is OK now..
If Frankie's gonna be homeless now , there's a warm bed here in uptown Harlem Im happy to share LOL ...

Say what you will about them being douchey or greasy guidos , whatevers, really doesnt sound any more different than many Americans who were encouraged to take out additional loans, which we all see now was just a scheme & cash/ land grab by the banks /govt.(soon to be one in the same..)

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The house itself may very well be an architectural crime but the only booby prizes I see in this pic are those three sonsabitches who need their asses kicked. Not to mention that ball of yarn on that ugly harridan's head.

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Couldn't happen to better people.

And yeah, um, it's easy to be "rich" when you're a CRIMINAL. Not exactly something to brag about, you deluded Oompa Loompas.

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

My friends went to school with them at St. Anthony's in South Huntington. The whole entire time that show was on I laughed my ass off at how they pretended to have money in the bank. The fact that she sent her kids to St. Ant's is the biggest give away. For a normal working family on the island St. Ant's is a pretty penny ($5k a year not including the added expenses that they throw in.) but for a family that's supposedly as rich as they are it's like public school for the silver spoon babies.

The house isn't as big as it looks on TV and to top it off it's like a John Gotti Shrine of gaudy shit. But I will give Frankie credit. Out of the three he seems to be a decent person when the camera's aren't around. (Kind of makes me believe the rumors about the pool boy being his father are true.)

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The Donald has made his own pageant look as ridiculous and his hair.

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Maybe you should have learned how to pay your own bills instead of relying on someone else to do it for you. Idiot.
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This mess would've been easily averted! The Gottis should've stopped using hairspray, bronzer, fake tan diarrhea, peroxide and lip gloss for one week and they would've have enough money saved to pay off the damn bank!
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hahaha, that was exactly what i was gonna post while reading this fuckery! well not word for word for most of it!

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awww. i feel so bad for them. *rolling my eyes*

and bwaaahahahhahahahahaaahahaaaa @ "The bodies buried in the backyard are included!"

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Maybe she can sell some of that horse hair she has on her head for $$

heh - let them move back to ozone park

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YEAHHHHHHH, because hair down to your ASS automatically makes you look so much younger...

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I'm sure the sons can chip in. Carmine has a music career, I think. Frankie had those diet books. The middle child John, I don't know what he's up to.
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Does Victoria still work for the Enquirer? I loved there show................it was one of the first really "reality" shows on tv. I wanted to kick those childrens butt's so bad. Spoiled little boy's!

I'm still pissed that these douchebags ever had a show.

Yeah, the cost of keeping a landscaping crew must have been killing them! I mean, there's like no grass. Hardscaping, LOL.

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I love watching karma at work. I don't care where they live, they will always be hoodrats.

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Submitted by Pinay Pie on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:18am. It shames me to admit it but I watched their reality show on A&E. I watched because of Luigi, their handyman. LOL
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:12am.
It took her two years to figure out that she couldn't pay her mortgage?

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I don't think it took her 5 minutes to DECIDE she wasn't going to pay her mortgage. I think she assumed that the last name Gotti still held some type of clout/fear among people, including creditors. Daddy is gone and the name Gotti is now associated with nothing but the stupid show and horrible loser grandkids.

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Good point. I know people get swamped but if she got the house in the divorce, common sense would tell you to make sure you can live the life or sell the damn thing rght away. She'sa smart woman what the hell was she thinking. I also agree with the prson who said her grown ass sons should find a damn job to pay a bill or two or maybe to buy some hair gel.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:25am.
How'd her ex get a loan using the house as collateral without her siggie? Unless it wasn't considered marital property? Hmmmm
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I agree, joe: very suspect. I was recently told that unless I had signed off, then the house couldn't be used to pay off any lines of credit/loans.

And just wondering but wouldn't this house have been purchased with the proceeds of crime? Not that I had any sympathy to begin with, but glad to see Karma take this one.

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Oh well, boo hoo! Just like when Johnny Sack on the Sopranos lost his house when he went to prison! Did Miss Mafia Princess think her pathetic reality show would go on forever? Happy days are here again!

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I can't decide which of the two on the right I want to dropkick more.

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In this picture...the house doesn't look much bigger than the four standing in front. Surely she could find something larger and more glamorous !

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:21am.

Good! I am usually not happy about people losing houses but this time, I got me a grin from ear to ear.

The house should be converted into a shelter for battered women and children.

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I had completely forgotten these people existed. If I could turn back time....

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How'd her ex get a loan using the house as collateral without her siggie? Unless it wasn't considered marital property? Hmmmm

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OFFT; OMG~ MY BESTIES FROM GRADE SCHOOL JUST WROTE ME! AND THEY SENT ME PICS OF MY 10 YEAR OLD SELF! OMG! OMG!

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If she moves to Jersey and shakes her tits a few nights a week at the Bada-Bing, I sure she'll be able to get a nice double wide in Newark.

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Submitted by BarbadoSlim: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA back to jacking trucks for a living, you greasy meatballs."

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Submitted by loozer:"...Maybe it is time for the boys to accept the inevitable and start their gay porn careers."

Made me laugh hysterically out loud like a lunatic. Y'all bitchez crack me UP.