Brooke Defends Kief
When Kiefer Sutherland's hos said that he head smashed a trick in defense of Brooke Shields, her people issued some statement saying they had no idea what the hell Kief was blabbing about. Well, now Brooke has slid over to Kiefer's side and is saying he SAVED HER LIFE. Sort of. Brooke's lawyer told Gatecrasher, “While at the after-party at SubMercer, Brooke was bumped into by Jack McCollough, and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned. Kiefer has always been a gentleman in her company.” Some source added that Jack most likely shoved Kief first and that's what caused him to get all Jack Bauer on a ho.
Kief was charged with third-degree assault and his lawyers are trying to prove that he wasn't in the wrong in this situation. But one of his Kief's former co-stars isn't so sure, because of his history with the sweet sweet nectar that is BOOZE. They said that when Kief gets a drop on his tongue, he turns into a raging alkie monster!
They said that one time they were on a 45-minute private jet ride and watched Kief devour 6 cocktails, “He was so bombed, he got violent and threatened bodily harm to another individual on the plane.” Um. I bet if you ripped open the jacket of the individual he threatened, you'd find a bomb strapped to his torso. Kief was just doing what he does!
Why can't people just let Kief BE GREAT! Seriously. Yeah, he needs a few dozen boilermakers in his system in order to be great, but just let him!
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Why couldn't Brooke just say Jack bumped into her when she was asked? God, what a drama queen!
Team Kiefer forever!!!
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I see Brooke is going straight for the Joan Crawford look now.
kiefer is a very bland actor...and he must know it....
so any acting out he does is out of frustration if
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All other things aside, Brooke Shields needs to update her look in a massive way. That hair and makeup adds years fo sho.
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:00pm.
Thank God you are here! People are so touchy over a headbutt!
If any other actor would have done the same thing, ppl would be cheering the gesture, but bcuz Kiefer has a rep, it's all about the alcohol. Is there any proof he was drunk? I can't recall if that has been established or not?
I know when you are on probation you cannot have drugs or alcohol in your system. When you get arrested and are on probation they alcohol and drug test you (In Mo they do) to see if you have violated the terms of that condition of your probation. So I assume they did do that to him, and I haven't heard that he was drunk, or had alcohol in his system.
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Oooops almost forgot: TEAM EFFIN KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:36am.
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAM KIEFER!
Sorry i haven't be able to get on t'ill now!
TEAM KEIFER! JACK BAUER FOREVAH!
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"Why can't people just accept that he wants to be a hilarious drunk? That he has no desire to get or stay sober?"
I accept it. He likes to get fucked up. A lot of people like to do that. Its fine. He just needs to hire some "people" to keep an eye on him during the benders.
Brooke shields is nasty looking. And she is only 44. In 10 years she's not gonna be able to go out in public.
Why won't she pluck those humongous bushy eyebrows? A girl with eyebrows like that must be HAIRY big time down there. I bet its a mess.
Looks like right strap let Brooke down, too. Right strap is to blame for all of these bitches problems! But I think right strap is just embarrassed to be seen out with these hos, and I can't blame it for feeling that way.
Keif, after confirming that your friend does not need an ambulance, you turn around and walk the other way. That's how it's done.
And it's not like the hot piece that is 1/2 of PS hasn't already shown how he feels about Brooke. I mean, he's dressing her, right? And you let that sh*t slide??!!?? Some knight in shining armour you are, Keifer.
Okay, back in the early 80s, when Brooke was all hot shit and completely gorgeous, there was a thing in Seventeen Magazine which projected what various celebs would look like when they got old.
I distinctly remember that the drawing of the future Brooke Shields looked exactly like Golda Meir.
I think if you do things drunk that are harmful to you or others, you have a drinking problem.
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I would gladly let Jack McCullough bump into me, especially if it resulted in me being cloaked in his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS clothes (Proenza Schouler)
Jack is really the only person of the three whose made a useful contribution to the world. I hope he sues the shit out of Kiefer Sutherland. Hell, sue Brooke, sue her baby too. SUE THEM ALL! And give me free clothes.
Being a bad drunk does not make you a bad person...I tend to be a horrible drunky, esp if I black out, but sober I am fine, so I know when & where to drink & how to pace myself... Getting drunk doesnt agree with everyone & he needs to realize this & drink at home more often if he cant trust himself out in public. Unless of course he is addicted to not only the hooch, but the drama that goes along with it.
Kiefer, I will let you be great. You can be great to me any way, any time, any where...all over anything. {shiver with overstimulation}
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I don't know why Brooke is looking so trannylike these days, she used to be very feminine.
Kiefer Sutherland is sad, he's fucking 50 years old and his whole life revolves around deflecting bad press and legal issues from his constant bar fights.
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"Why can't people just let Kief BE GREAT!"
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gawd damn! Brooke is looking mannish every year.
Team kiefer all the way. you don't shove Jack Bauer and expect to get away with it.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:35am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:05am.
Hey, girlie! Yeah, you know I love me some Rourke :) I'm hangin in there, how about you? Have you heard from gyeah?
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Hangin' in there as well. No, I have no idea what has happened with our GYeah! I really hope she is ok.
TEAM KIEFER AND MICKEY! DRUNKS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!
(except behind the whell of a car, then they are absolutely NO FUN!)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Been awhile since reading about the lives of people I don't know, so can someone fill me in the details of this odd connection?
Did I read this right and Kiefer gave a guy a Scottish handshake 'cause of Brooke Shields? That's random!
Kiefer needs to lay off the drink. Forevah.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:05am.
Hey, girlie! Yeah, you know I love me some Rourke :) I'm hangin in there, how about you? Have you heard from gyeah?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
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Who cares about Brooke or Kiefer? I'm more interested in that perfectly-poured pint of Guinness! Gimme gimme gimme!
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Just because he's a gentleman in HER company doesn't mean diddly.
My friend's husband pushes her around, but he's always nice as can be to ME.
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I'm going to play dumb blonde and just say I don't get it. A shoving contest got out of hand? Meh, I don't really care. Keifer will never learn.
Mmmmmmmmm, Guiness!
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Team Kiefer! Why can't people just accept that he wants to be a hilarious drunk? That he has no desire to get or stay sober?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:57am.
Sorry but I have a soft spot for drunks. Go Keifer!
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Hahaha! Miss Thang, I would have never known that from your avie!
TEAM KIEFER!
How are u today? Good to see you here!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I've never been a fan of Ms. Shields. That is all.
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Lol literarylioness! I hope Jason Patric is next. Wouldn't be the first time he swooped in and stole Kiefer's thunder. Ouch.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:55am.
I nearly got arrested for beating the crap out of the guy who tried to steal my purse. The cop said I got my purse back and did not have to beat the guy into the sidewalk with it.
hahaha. Good on you. Sounds like you did the right thing.
Sorry but I have a soft spot for drunks. Go Keifer!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
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Brooke Shields is one of those bitches who never shuts up about her kids. I'd push her over just for that alone.
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Also, you can't defend yourself with more force than used on you; so even if shoved, he's allowed only to shove back.
Isn't that the truth Sheeps! I nearly got arrested for beating the crap out of the guy who tried to steal my purse. The cop said I got my purse back and did not have to beat the guy into the sidewalk with it. I did feel better though :)
What is it about Brooke Shields that brings out these strange reactions from men? First it was Tom Cruise giving her a verbal smack down and then inviting her to his wedding. Now Kiefer is defending her against imaginary insults and getting his ass in trouble. Who is next to go rounds about Brooke? Jason Patric or John Cusak?
Never could get used to Guinness...used to order it with blackcurrant and drove bartenders mad. They told me I was effing with a classic pint of stout...
Re Brooke - very manly. Gorgeous but trannyish. Needs bangs and needs her eyebrows tinted a couple of shades lighter.
If it were a one-off incident, I might believe Kiefer. But it's the latest in a long line of angry, drunken incidents. Also, you can't defend yourself with more force than used on you; so even if shoved, he's allowed only to shove back.
morning hos.
haahaha, brooke is not looking good these days, she needs bangs and shorter hair.
keif, you drunk, come'er I'm gonna let you motorboat me.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Brooke so looks like her mom in that picture.
What's a little head butting at a party? Probably the most exciting thing that happened there. Thank you Kiefer for giving us something to bitch about.
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TEAM KIEFER!!!!!
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What in the un-fresh hell?!
Is '24' not enough anymore?
Is Kiefer now in the business of rescuing trannies too?
The recession is a bitch!!
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Eeek, when did Brooke turn into Maria Shriver?
Kief is a drunk buffoon. Time to call Mr. Van Vonderen.
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Team Keifer, Gotta let a drunk get his drunk on... Private jet, private schmet...
Morning Missy!
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Regardless of what happened with Brooke, how could Kiefer NOT be in the wrong?
Even if Jack did bump her accidentally (by all accounts its not like he HIT or something!), Kiefer fucking HEADBUTTED him in response! That's "gentlemanly" behavior? More like drunken, machismo behavior. They were at a bar. Everyone knows Kiefer is a boozehound. You do the math.
Fuck Kiefer's former co-star! Who is this "co-star" and what the f does a 45 minute plane ride have to do with the Brooke Shield's/ Proenza douchebag incident?
TEAM KIEFER ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Stupid bitch! Should of left her poon in the Blue Lagoon!
love the pic of kiefer :)
mornin slutterellas :)
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