Tuesday, May 12th 2009
Where Was A Tsunami When We All Needed One?
Pour a little battery acid in your Sanka and drink up, because you're going to need it to deal with this skanktardian pig shit! Jesus-loving Christian Heidi Montag has a new broke ass home video out for her single "Blackout." The title is fitting since Twit & Twat are in a permanent blackout.
This video makes Girls Gone Wild look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille. This cacaness ain't even worth a box of Canels. Heidi can't even do jazz hands, right!
They made this shit in Mexico, so I was going to make a joke about the oinky ills, but even the swine flu wouldn't get near these two assholes. It said, "I'll fucking pass" and moved right along.
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I think its fun. She's learning.
ROFLLLL. she has to know how stupid she looks right? how is sitting your fake ass on a beach in a bikini a music video? whatever happened to TALENT? how embarrassing for her family.
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oh my god i am sooo embaressed for her right now!!!
this video seems like it should be on SNL. And WTF is wrong with her face?
Jesus this horse didn't get enough attention growing up?
It is a CRIME to dress horsies up in human clothes and force them to perform circus acts.
I could only do 20 seconds of that twatwaffle.
Here, try some Wing. It'll nurse your soul back to health: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvBw3qamhSc
Wing is where it's at!!!
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i detest these two.
Wanna know something truly horrifying? If this pair was from Europe, people would be rhapsodizing that Horseface Heidi was an "unconventional European beauty." If you package something right, people will eat up anything.
That said, fortunately they are recognized as the disgusting pair of plastic whores they are. Why did they even get married? Are they so hollow they don't even realize it? Ew, can you imagine them in another fifty years?
And why do these shitbags have to set their honeymoon home videos to music?! Can't they afford to get someone with a tripod? And, y'know, some choreography other than flinging back her head (giant chin! giant teeth!) and rubbing her hair.
OK, i have lost 3 IQ points within the 30 seconds i watched it.
It's so bad (the video, the music, the singing, the voice, the moves, the song ... all of it) it's almost funny.
Almost, though. Because when i think about all the braindead who watch her show and how they (and she) are taking this dead serious - i mean: braindead serious - it is positively not funny.
why did i watch this? That computerized over manipulated 'voice'. The rage these two give me.. they are rolling in cash and are creepy, total artifice and not in a comical way like crazy Bai Ling..
And Muska reminds me a lot of Love Angelina who used to be on here a while back(I have no idea if she/he/it is.. ) but the attention getting thing is the same
It's a gossip board. I'm not lacking compassion but we come here to play and bitch. And I love the horz on here who share personal off topic anecdotes but not that shit. I hope no one wasters their time writing a long assed impassioned email like 'life is worth living' when this is just an attention getting ploy. There are other ways to get it around here.. like try saying 'hi' sometimes. No one bites (well... Tigerlilly might but she's a tiger)
Nothing like shitty camera angles to accentuate an already horsey face...Really, why would the camera person do that, get right up under her huge, long, rectangular face? Is it supposed to have the same feel as those nasty POV b.j. clips? She does have a fabulous body, but her face is just revolting.
She has a beautiful body, but her head ruins it all.
I agree that Ryan Seacrest is the root of a lot of the evil that has been going on in the 00's.
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These two make me so fucking angry. I can't believe they make so much money torturing the rest of us. I blame Seacrest for this. That gross bastard is responsible for the Karsassians too. Damn him to hell.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I imagine her piehole has a few uses but singing isn't one of them.
I muted it and waited for the crappy jazz hands but couldn't stomach it that long. I'll just have to imagine it. I'm pretty sure it's funnier in my imagination.
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Always look on the bright side of life
This is a much better video. More talent too! Thanks Recess Villain!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Again 31 seconds of my life I will NEVER get back! Why do I do this to myself? Why does MK do this to us?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oh great suga, now whenever I see DP, i'm going to giggle like a school girl. Why do you do this to me?
OT- I lasted 10 seconds. MK is totally right, it does have the quality of a girls gone wild video. yuck.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:28am.
Haha! Come on girls, there is plenty of room for both men on dlisted, no need to fight! They are both great guys!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Thanks, DG! Sug made a very disparaging remark about my John, & I had to defend his honor. I notice she has now disappeared. I think she's a'scairt!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
she looks like a teenaged girl practicing "singing" her fav songs in the mirror thinking that no one is watching
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:23am.
DQ- Your avie is hilarious! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
*clinking bottles "Warriors" style* Sugaroo-oo! Come out & play-ay!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:53am.
I have a question for Muska. You posted this in the Open Post so why re-post it in here? Didn't like the responses you got in the OP?
Why, the question fairly answers itself!
I got up to "ah ha ha" and cut it off. I see she and Spencer use the same Casio and drum machine for their "songs".
Amy Winehouse is killing herself, and this bit of fluff is healthy? Why?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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She is ridiculous.
oh my god, i couldn't get through 15 seconds of it. are you kidding me?
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Ugh, I just got a major Douche chill...
That was truly painful. I agree, not even swine flu would get close to this fuckery.
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oh heeelllllllllllllllllllllz no...why does spencer's sexy ass insist on sexying up his disgusting porn looking wife?!
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Ok, I listened to it twice (minus looking at it) and I find myself thinking it's typical mindless summer pop...that I am finding quite catchy.
I'm deeply embarrassed! I have kids so I can't kill myself for thinking this is a catchy pop tune but I really should be considering it...
God the shame!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:29am.
We need some Alcohol in here.. No? well is just me then.
Vodka soda please. Double.
and NO LIMON!!!
We need some Alcohol in here.. No? well is just me then.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:12am.
My avvie can beat up your avvie! HEEEYAWWW!
Don't count John out just yet, missy! He's scrappy!
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Well, where the hell is he? You fucking with me again? Your avvie is gone!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:20am.
Sorry, bad coffee this morning HA!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:12am.
My avvie can beat up your avvie! HEEEYAWWW!
Don't count John out just yet, missy! He's scrappy!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Do this two "looseres" have any fans? Or they think that people that hate them are their fans?
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
DonkeyPunch is stuttering! LOL! I keed, DP, relax!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:12am.
Dude, trust me, I know I'm just as fucked as the next person. Only difference is that I admit it.
I'm talking from life experience, not credentials.
That being said: DO NOT BE A DUMB BITCH THAT "OFFS" HERSELF ' CAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE!!!
duh.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:12am.
Dude, trust me, Im know just as fucked as the next person. Only difference is that I admit it.
I'm talking from life experience, not credentials.
That being said: DO NOT BE A DUMB BITCH THAT "OFFS" HERSELF ' CAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE!!!
duh.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:12am.
Dude, trust me, I know just as fucked as the next person. Only difference is that I admit it.
I'm talking from life experience, not credentials.
That being said: DO NOT BE A DUMB BITCH THAT "OFFS" HERSELF ' CAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE!!!
duh.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:07am.
Exactly. Unless you actually know anyone here, that's very personal information to be sharing that anyone -- trolls included, & this board is rife with them -- can access.
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My avvie can beat up your avvie! HEEEYAWWW!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I don't have time for therapy, I have exams. And yeah, I ask dlisters. The answers I've gotten have more than confirmed what I hoping..:)
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:07am.
Exactly. Unless you actually know anyone here, that's very personal information to be sharing that anyone -- trolls included, & this board is rife with them -- can access.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Seriously -- it's too early in my day to hear Sob stories.
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Someone needs to take the camera and recording equipment away from these two fucks! Why oh why are these two pusbuckets still alive and doing things? If they had any dignity, they would kill themselves.