Bat Out Of Hell!
Kelly Clarkson performed at KIIS-FM's Wango Tango in Los Angeles this weekend looking like crusty Meat Loaf with extra bread crumbs. She's even got a pinch of Cojo in the face. Maybe right before her performance she walked in on Gaycrest waxing his glitter hole and she never fully recovered from that sight. I don't know. But I do know that Kelly needs to pour Adderall dust over those jeans and feed them to Paula Abdul STAT. Those jeans shouldn't have made it out of 1997 alive.
And I'm mad at Kelly right now because that "My Life Would Suck Without Fooood" song has become a regular part of my nightly dreams. That's not the first thing I want to be humming when I wake up in the morning. The first thing I want to be humming on is a.... Okay, I'll stop.
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This is really kinda sad. She looks a mess. And I don't mean in a 'bad hair day/wrong outfit/gained a few' kinda way. I mean she looks a David Hasselhoff eatin' a chee'burger on da flo/Courtney Love bloggin'/Dano Plato kind of mess...bloated, dirty, old in da face...Sumpin' wrong wif dat chile...and it ain't just too many Snickers neither. A big girl can still do her hair. A big girl in her 20's can still look like she's in her 20's. No extra trip to Krispy Kreme can be responsible for this kind of fuckery! Bitch got some subtance abuse problems or she done gone crazy in her head. Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yes idiots...let's all boo her into a starved-induced coma and properly make more fun of her bones and send her to rehab for being a junky to get rid of the pain of our taunts.
Fucking idiots.
You know, I certainly don't think all celebrity women need to be size 4's or whatever, but good God Kelly, get it together. She was always a 'normal' girl, but now she is just fat. "Oh but she can SING," blah blah blah, I don't care. It's a superficial industry and you gotta care about your appearance at least a LITTLE bit. Not only has she gained about 25 pounds but, like others mentioned, it looks like she just rolled out of bed. Lord knows ho ain't doin' drugs, so wtf? Looks like the lesbian bed death has finally settled in. Oh Kelly. Your girlfriend ain't worth the extra poundage, when you're skating on such thin ice at this stage in your likely-soon-to-be-floundering career. Ditch the slut and the gut and you might still stand a chance.
It must've taken all of MK's self control to not title this post "Fat Out of Hell".
awww! i kinda feel bad for her. she looks a little unhealthy. maybe she would look different if she dressed in a way that was more flattering to her figure.
she was so cute during the second album.
I blame Oprah and her free KFC coupons. Kelly is just feeding the monkey on her back...stomach...and her thighs...oh, and the one on her neck.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Meh, it's not like she's ever really been skinny. I think she's dressed pretty well for her size. As least she's not shwoing off her tummy fat.
She's looking a bit Jann Arden-ish as she ages, although Jann Arden always does her hair.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
HOOOOOLLLYYYY!!!
How did she get so fat so damn fast???
That's so crazy. She needs to get this checked out or something...damn Kelly, just damn.
pregnant?
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Fake! Fake fraudy imposter!
WTF!?
OMG!
Holy fuckin' cow!
How did she blimp up like this so quick? Did she EAT her background singers or what?!
Fuck having nice pipes. It looks like she rolled out of a double wide she shares with her 'roommate', then hopped on stage, sans
shower
brush
sense of style
Someone harpoon this!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Next comes the 'I'm a size 2' comment...
Actually, I don't think she'll stoop to that kind of fuckery.
I don't care what she looks like, she a talented singer and that's all that really matters.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Kelly is channeling both Janis Joplin & Mama Cass. :O
Everybody sing:
So come on, come on, come on, come on and take it
Take another little piece of my doughnut, baby
A galaxy of fucking NO! Hit the goddamn gym or start shooting heroin!!!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
@ Evil Shoe - I think they went through the stage!
- Shit but for reals she looks big.
*happy belated mothersday all dlisted moms*
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
she can sing, she seems like a 'good girl'.. she's normal in that she's not sticking a toothbrush down her throat after every meal or relying on meth/coke to stay stick thin...
she'll just yo-yo with her weight, like always.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Looks like she rolled herself there after getting out of bed. Didn't wash up or nothin.'
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Too many chicken wings = bat wings. Keep your arms down, invest in some babydoll shirts and for god's sake, get some tittay support.
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Kelly's entourage must work for Popeyes or KFC cuz there is no way you can get that big without good ol Southern fried chicken cutlets.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:33pm.
Holy shit at your avie! *gets on treadmill*
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Dick happens! - MK
Thumb #5 (1st one second row) is Miley Cyrus about 5-6 years down the road, post 3 or 4 divorces.
Is it a stylist that makes sure an entertainer dress well--well she needs one of those whatever its called. I don't think a singer needs to be hot if she has the pipes, but I don't want to be reminded of that girl who had a crush on me in high school in the 70s that I felt bad rejecting.
I'm tempted to say "Of course she's a singer, she has the face of ozzzy osborne", but I won't say it. ;)
I don't get it. These celebs have access to the best hair, make up and clothing teams in the world, and this KELLY CLARKSON SHIT still happens.
And the 1st thumbnail is totally going on my desktop.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
She looks like Wolfman Jack in that one photo.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm sorry, but at this stage, there's no denying it. Kelly is fat. 'nuff said.
DAMN! Now we know who took BIG advantage of the Oprah-KFC's free meals. She looks really fat.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She needs to learn how to dress for her size.
Whoa.
Honestly, if I had her kind of money, someone would be on my payroll to roll my fat ass out of bed everyday to exercise!
Where are the fuck are her feet?!?
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Dick happens! - MK
I really like Kelly Clarkson and she is from near my hood...so I am going to be nice. But this is very sad, she is so cute and has such a great voice.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
SHOULDN'T THAT READ::: 'FAT OUT OF HELL"?? I DO LIKE THE FAT ARM WINGS SHE HAS!!
if the extra weight helps her chops (meaning vocals, not a specific body part), then more power to her! she's always seemed very real (aka flawed), which is one reason to like her. hope she's happy though (or at least happyish)
WHOA! she let herself go.
oh....my...lord...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
This chick does not know how to dress, do her hair, or put on makeup. Chubby or not, she could do a lot more to make herself look better. Bitch looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
Dang!! She wasn't kidding about the photoshop for her last cd cover! How did she balloon so much so fast? Xanax bloat??