Bat Out Of Hell!
Kelly Clarkson performed at KIIS-FM's Wango Tango in Los Angeles this weekend looking like crusty Meat Loaf with extra bread crumbs. She's even got a pinch of Cojo in the face. Maybe right before her performance she walked in on Gaycrest waxing his glitter hole and she never fully recovered from that sight. I don't know. But I do know that Kelly needs to pour Adderall dust over those jeans and feed them to Paula Abdul STAT. Those jeans shouldn't have made it out of 1997 alive.
And I'm mad at Kelly right now because that "My Life Would Suck Without Fooood" song has become a regular part of my nightly dreams. That's not the first thing I want to be humming when I wake up in the morning. The first thing I want to be humming on is a.... Okay, I'll stop.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:43pm.
It's not HEALTHIER to be slim - it's just more attractive to you cuz someone told you that's how it it's meant to be. The media has been feeding you that idea for ages and you eat it up like a fatso eats up ice cream.
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I can't say I've seen ANY morbidly obese people older than 55. Coicidence? I think not dear. No, I'm not advocating a world full of bobbleheads. Everything in moderation, including weight.
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Wow, all that fat and NOT ONE POUND went to her tits?!? Chunked up and still an A-cup. Now that's a slap in the face.
Yes Angel, but the thing you are missing is: Kelly Clarkson was about 25-30 pounds lighter than this most of the time she has been famous. So she's gained a bunch of weight recently - that's healthy and normal? If she had been like this since 5th grade, ok, but it's not like she's 50 and packing on the pounds because she's old. Nobody's saying she needs to lose 80 pounds, just get back to where she was - which actually WAS 'normal' and average. Just because you desperately want to make her weight gain 'ok' does not make it so. Jeez. Get a fuckin' clue.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:43pm.
yay but angle i read some comments to say that because there are a lot more fat people - that fat is normal. It's not. There are too many fatties - and they're fucking expensive!!!
Again - let us return to Felix for inspiration.
what the heck did psl say was wrong with your legs? biker thighs?
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I dance and I bike, hunny. If I do leg weights, I can triple the weight in a couple of weeks. I just have powerhouse legs - they were always like that....PSL likes 'em LONG and LEAN...
We've discussed it over Britney:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:46pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:42pm.
sorry angel but this is NOT normal.she's too small to support that weight and it's rather unhealthy.i don't expect everyone to be super slim tricks but you simply can't excuse this.
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I don't get it. Just look at the size of her head.
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she's tiny something around 5'3 and by the rate she's going she could need a wheel chair or some shit. even if her head is huge,she just looks out of shape.
The shiny silver top really brings out the resemblance to a baked potato. Somebody get her a hat made of sour cream and chives.
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You know it eh?
But if I hear the announcer say Sudin one more time the tele just might go out the fucking window.
edited for really bad spelling eh?
Submitted by Life on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:16pm.
I am just going to pretend you are a troll..otherwise you are the most ignorant person I've encountered on this site...and that's saying a lot!
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@ Angle - yeah but 1/3 of her head is extra chins.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:43pm.
yay but angle i read some comments to say that because there are a lot more fat people - that fat is normal. It's not. There are too many fatties - and they're fucking expensive!!!
Again - let us return to Felix for inspiration.
what the heck did psl say was wrong with your legs? biker thighs?
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:42pm.
sorry angel but this is NOT normal.she's too small to support that weight and it's rather unhealthy.i don't expect everyone to be super slim tricks but you simply can't excuse this.
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I don't get it. Just look at the size of her head.
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Bitch needs to call Jenny
@Romy--
Uh-oh. Does Xanax cause bloat?
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In 10 years, his mouth is going to be where his nose is supposed to be and his eyeballs are going to be hanging out on the back of his neck.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:38pm.
angel, we ARE fatter. But that's only because we love our farmers more than you guys do. Think of the farmers!
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That's not true! We love our wheat! Ask anyone! It's the only thing we remember from History Class - the Wheat Boom! LOL! (i'm so not joking)
But I think that's why, sometimes, as soon as a bitch gains a pound people start freaking out. Because obesity IS a real issue, particularly there, altho we DO have our issues too - it's just a little panicky.
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She beat anorexia. Now I know what Mary Kate Olsen would look like with another 150 lbs on her.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:42pm.
sorry angel but this is NOT normal.she's too small to support that weight and it's rather unhealthy.i don't expect everyone to be super slim tricks but you simply can't excuse this.
Submitted by soul on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:01pm.
Elijah Blue??? :)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elijah_Blue_Allman
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well he certainly embraced a lot of other stupid names going by that entry.
Ricki - I concur. Fat is bad 'mkay?
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And you know what? She's not that bad. She can belt out a tune while dancing around, she has tonnes of energy, her face is not swallowed by her chin, her belly is not a separate entity. I don't know even know WHAT you guys think "normal" is. Do you really think that we are ALL meant to be entirely without shape? That's like a kind of racism. It's like - what about the bodies that just don't go there. What about Margaret Cho? She's at just about the thinnest she can be without being sick - but she's not slim, it's not her body type.
It's not HEALTHIER to be slim - it's just more attractive to you cuz someone told you that's how it it's meant to be. The media has been feeding you that idea for ages and you eat it up like a fatso eats up ice cream.
You go back to the fifties and a girl as slim as that would be considered a wallflower. You go to some countries now and a slim girl would be considered sickly. (LOL! Like my friend in Ghana - who's considered "model-gorgeous" here...but there they were worried about her man - but they have the same problem, only backwards - she is MEANT to be thin)
It's not cool to lump everyone into one category - our bodies are all different. I have a LOT more muscle than most girls would care to have - but my body is made to be muscular, when it isn't it doesn't look healthy. I don't try to fit into a box made for us by the media anymore, that's fersure. Some people prefer it and some people don't - like PSL - she hates my legs. It's no biggie, but trying to my legs svelte is just stoopit. It's not gonna happen.
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Damn, how'd this post go from 118 posts to over 200 in less than 30 minutes! You bitches are fast today. Love ya!
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angel, we ARE fatter. But that's only because we love our farmers more than you guys do. Think of the farmers!
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I don't take personal offense. It is just simply ridiculous to normalize this kind of behavior when it's literally killing the human race. If you want to be lazy and fat, fine, just don't blame it on some imaginary glandular problem or say it is 'normal' because everyone else in your neighborhood is just as lazy and overindulgent.
Also, it is precisely these kind of fatties that call people like Felix Cane "hungry" and "emaciated" when actually, they're just thin and really fit. Don't pretend fatties don't try to bring everyone else down because they're so miserable. We all know they do.
NO. FUCKING. WAY. IS. THAT. KELLY. CLARKSON.
Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ!!! What happened? Is she sick? Is she on steriods! Honestly, what the fuck happened?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, Lord, these are the last days *LOL*
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damn! so many Canadians up in here,eh?
She needs to lay off the Cheetos and Campbells. Damn Kelly, I know the album buyers are not superficial (Ha!), but damn, no wonder your album is not selling as fast as your BREAKAWAY one. Just saying. Come on girl, you look older now that you gained too much weight.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:23pm.
HELLO, BITCHES!
Thanks for skipping over this part!
On the other hand - I would agree that she doesn't look fit, either - and for a performer - I mean, Dolly got pretty big and it was never really that unattractive....
And yeah, man, I'd worry if were you - from what I see on TV...and in our tourist areas - Americans are just about the fattest people on the planet.
I'd be worried. Canadians - not so much man. We are healthy and not often obese.
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Sorry love...no I didn't see that.
I live outside of Detroit. The difference between the ppl here and the ppl across the bridge to Windsor is amazing! Canadiens love beer and Tim Horton's but the obesity problem doesn't really exist over there.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:15pm
Slightly curious as to why you take so much offense to all this...stay healthly and be you. At the end of the days it's up to her and everyone else how big or small they are.
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Chubby girls are fun to date, they enjoy drinking and eating more than the skinny ones. They overcompensate in bed to make up for their size.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:29pm.
angel,
Just ordered pizza to go with the game.
Not obese...just Canadian.
GO NUCKERS!!!
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-"Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:15pm."
I simply agree. It sucks now that "fat" has become "normal". No, no no.
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angel,
Just ordered pizza to go with the game.
Not obese...just Canadian.
GO NUCKERS!!!
HOW does someone get that big that quick?! it took my sister six years to gain at least 10 pounds.write a book Kelly.
Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:22pm.
With some braided-steel guy wires and bolted I-beam construction, I think we can engineer it. Maybe string festive lights on the wires to hide them. Shit, the customers are all drunk anyways.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:24pm.
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I'm outta here. G'nite all.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:12pm.
Hahaha, Tigerlily--- joe is a girl. And as for Sheeps, well he's Lebanese.
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Joe is a goil???? I sorry Missy Joe! I din't know....(or I did and forgetted???)
Peeps here usta think I was a dude too, so no worries...
I see dat woman in yas....yeah, you a womanly lil' bitch aintcha Joe???? M'mmmm....Que the music...Uh-huh, yeah...That's what I'm talkin' 'bout....
She's a brick house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HELLO, BITCHES!
Thanks for skipping over this part!
On the other hand - I would agree that she doesn't look fit, either - and for a performer - I mean, Dolly got pretty big and it was never really that unattractive....
And yeah, man, I'd worry if were you - from what I see on TV...and in our tourist areas - Americans are just about the fattest people on the planet.
I'd be worried. Canadians - not so much man. We are healthy and not often obese.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:22pm.
**Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:16pm.**
Nuh-huh. I would pay big bucks to see Kelly pole dance, howevs.
That would be a telephone pole, I presume?
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Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:18pm.
Hmm, Joe's into the chunk. I thought I saw a woman lurking near the Ponderosa all you can eat salad bar when I was visiting Moncton.
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**Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:16pm.**
Nuh-huh. I would pay big bucks to see Kelly pole dance, howevs.
That would be a telephone pole, I presume?
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:15pm.
I can't wait until 2020, when like, 90% of people are obese........
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My dad once told me "As you get older, you either shrivel up or blow up." I figure if I stay on the smaller side as long as possible, if (heaven forbid) I do blow up, I'll still be skinner than most folks.
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Hmm, Joe's into the chunk. I thought I saw a woman lurking near the Ponderosa all you can eat salad bar when I was visiting Moncton.
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Like some other person said the iPod doesn't care about her size, she's talented, tad too soft for my taste.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:12pm.
And as for Sheeps, well he's Lebanese.
You'd bettah salute when you say that, Mountie.
GAAAAAAAAAAAH KELLY CLARKSON!! xP
The HELL happened...what is this I don't underst...
All I have to say is..."And I would do annny-thing for lunch...I'll go to Burger King and get real fat (ooh-oooh)"
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:07pm.
Oh God. All the fat people here shrieking "SHE IS NORMAL!" and pretending that anybody who finds non-obese women attractive is into "little boy bodies" need to go eat 7 servings of spaghetti for dinner like usual and shut the fuck up.
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WERD! That's why I ONLY ever have 6 servings of spaghetti....
What? What? I'm not fat.... Huh? *poking tiger tummy*...No, that's just extra fur...my spring coat coming in...oh, and water weight...did I mention a glandular problem????
Meh, fuck it...*serving tiger self that seventh serving of spaghetti*....KELLY IS NOT FAT! SHE'S FLUFFY...FLUFFY I TELL YOU!!! FLUFFY!!!! EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS NOT FLUFFY IS ANOREXIC AND INFERTILE CUZ OF IT...*sneaking eighth serving of sketti*...What? What???
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:09pm.
Nuh-huh. I would pay big bucks to see Kelly pole dance, howevs.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:10pm.
You know what? She's average. I don't know where you live but all the places I've been - that's pretty average.
PS - not fat, but thanks for jumping to conclusions.
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Just because she's average doesn't make it okay. We're a country of consumers with too much shit, and food is at the top of the list, just before anything that starts with the word "remote".
I can't wait until 2020, when like, 90% of people are obese. Then we can talk about how 5 foot 250 pound people are "normal" as they guzzle Coca-Cola and consume 3,000 calories in a sitting while pretending that walking to the fridge is exercise! 'Cause, you know, one half of our adult population was obese even 50 years ago. Oh wait, they weren't?! Hmmm. Maybe it's stupid to rationalize people's lazy and overindulgent behaviors as 'normal' then! Can't wait to see how your now-chubby kids will turn out.
These days, you're not really considered fat until they have to start knocking down walls to get you out of the house.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:49pm.
If Kelly wrapped those thunder thighs around your head, you'd be a goner.
oh my, that's *quite* a powerful visual
Not the adjective I was reaching for.
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You know you two man sluts want some big girl lovin'...You know you do, else you wouldn't a mentioned it...You got woodies thinkin' 'bout them meaty assed thighs 'round yo' head...DON'T FRONT!
JOE SHMOE AND SHEEPS BE CHUBBY CHASERS!
You know you is, 'fess up, 'fess up....
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*crying*...hahahahahahahhaa....*gasping,* Tiger you are SO SPOT ON about Sheeps. He told me once that his idea of heaven was to mud wrassle with Beth Ditto, while she was wearing her spanx (Good luck with that Sheeps, Beth is kinda choosy, yanno)
As for me Tiger, *still crying*. I'm a Girl. No woodies here.
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