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Kelly Clarkson performed at KIIS-FM's Wango Tango in Los Angeles this weekend looking like crusty Meat Loaf with extra bread crumbs. She's even got a pinch of Cojo in the face. Maybe right before her performance she walked in on Gaycrest waxing his glitter hole and she never fully recovered from that sight. I don't know. But I do know that Kelly needs to pour Adderall dust over those jeans and feed them to Paula Abdul STAT. Those jeans shouldn't have made it out of 1997 alive.
And I'm mad at Kelly right now because that "My Life Would Suck Without Fooood" song has become a regular part of my nightly dreams. That's not the first thing I want to be humming when I wake up in the morning. The first thing I want to be humming on is a.... Okay, I'll stop.
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Ooh, hilarious! You got me there, *winky emoticon* Maybe you should go put on 50 pounds now, it's barely a trifle!!#@!#!
I love when people ignore the substance of an argument. It basically just shows they know they're wrong and have no real response. It's ok, we both you know you have made many more assumptions here about Kelly than I have. Sorry you take it so personally, I guess you and Kelly must have a lot in common. It ain't those legs, either lol.
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:26pm.
Lol angel. No different than you assuming she was engaging in 'unhealthy' behaviors to keep this weight off for years.
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UMMMMMM..no - that's a LOT different. Becuz those behaviours are more common than even fake noses and boobies in the entertainment industry. VERY common.
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Her ass is gonna see more black dick then the urinals at the Apollo
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:26pm.
It must suck to be so dumb sometimes.
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Well, you would know better than I do:)
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She has the ass of CC Sabathia
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:21pm.
Yes, but one fifth of one's body weight is not "a little" bigger. I don't think Kelly is morbidly obese or anything, but this was not a healthy weight gain however you want to slice it.
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Ok...so back to did you consider...
that she was stifling the extra weight down - keeping herself underweight. And when she decided not to do that anymore, she went overboard for having held back...and now it's just a matter of her finding balance again...?
I mean I don't even really disagree with you ...I think she could lose 10-20 lbs (I'd actually say she put on fifty), still be bigger but, at least not look too big.
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I just saw her doing an ad for Twix bars and unveiling their new slogan: Twix bars, none for you, 5,334 for me.
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When you're talking good health you look at your body index (fat/lean mass/water ratio) Kelly is suffering from self indulgence to the extent of risking serious side affects. Plain and simple: nothing wrong with not being a size 2 but a size 22 is going to kill you.
Lol angel. No different than you assuming she was engaging in 'unhealthy' behaviors to keep this weight off for years. Oh, but you support fat chicks so you're right and I'm wrong. Whatever. It must suck to be so dumb sometimes.
Wow. That is a horrible picture of her. I did not know it was her.
I had no issue with this girl until she made a comment in a magazine about how she has a big butt because she is Greek. First of all, she is overweight everywhere (her butt is not the issue). Secondly, why does she not blame her Welsh heritage on her butt? Is there no single Welsh person on this planet with a big butt? It would be just as ignorant and racist to blame it on being Welsh. I am 100% Greek and I have a muscular body type. Even when I gain weight, it is still muscular and toned because of what my parents passed down to me and because I workout. But really, who cares about her weight. She is ignorant and hasn't released any decent songs since being on American Idol.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:23pm.
Did she eat an Olsen twin?
you're giving her waaaay to much credit,
I think she's been possessed by the ghost of DOM DELUISE!!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:23pm.
Did she eat an Olsen twin?
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No! you know there is no calories in an Olsen bar.
@ricki lake: You got her weight and her measurements and you've been watching her every day over time, I assume then. Well, ok - since you live up her ass, you must know.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:22pm.
Sung in the key of "War"
CHEEZ-BURGERS...(WHA!!!) WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. SAY IT AGAIN YEAAAA
seriously this girl is a black mans wet dream. There I said it.
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black boys might not like skinny bitches but even this is a stretch.
And now you've crossed the line, Provolone. Thanks for taking it there.
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Did she eat an Olsen twin?
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PS She looks like a fat female Nixon in that picture.
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CHEEZ-BURGERS...(WHA!!!) WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. SAY IT AGAIN YEAAAA
seriously this girl is a black mans wet dream. There I said it.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:13pm.
And, again, you know, people can be thin and fit AND healthy. It is patently ridiculous to claim it is healthier to be grossly overweight than to be 'slim.' 'Slim' to you I'm sure is a size 16. There's obviously healthy and unhealthy ways to be too small and too large. Clay Aiken's 50-lbs-overnight look was due to his kidney medication. What is Kelly's excuse? She stopped the Protein Bar regimen she's been on for upwards of a decade? Ok. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
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Wow, cunt much?
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Yes, but one fifth of one's body weight is not "a little" bigger. I don't think Kelly is morbidly obese or anything, but this was not a healthy weight gain however you want to slice it.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:18pm.
Fat's the way uh-huh uh-huh
I like it
uh-huh uh-huh
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Ok. That's funny. Thanks, Mani, I needed that:) LOL!
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Damn, you would think this was a race argument or something...chill out, everyone. It's KELLY CLARKSON for crying out loud; this is probably the most publicity she's gotten in months. Being overweight can be unhealthy, being underweight can be unhealthy...it all depends on the person. I think we might as well call this one a stalemate; no one's changing their minds tonight.
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Fuck it. It's Kelly and I love her. She can get as fat as Aretha and I won't care. She's still more rich and famous and successful than any of us sluts.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:13pm.
And, again, you know, people can be thin and fit AND healthy. It is patently ridiculous to claim it is healthier to be grossly overweight than to be 'slim.'
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OMG you make me crazy.
I din't say it was healthier to be GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT! Do you, actually, know how to read?!? I SAID: Being a LITTLE BIGGER doesn't automatically make you less healthy than a slim person. UGH!!!
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Fat's the way uh-huh uh-huh
I like it
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Seriously, ricki - I don't know a thing about this girl. I never even TRIED to hear her sing until recently...except for that one song on DDR I found all her music bland as porridge.
I was asking. It is possible, innit? But when you go on about obesity - I worry about perceptions. She's got her chub on, fersure, but jeez louise - that's not what OBESITY looks like! She's a little heavy.
And like I say - I would only REALLY worry if it continues...like Sheeps said: It's only really shocking becuz they've been photoshopping the shit out of her to hide it and then BAM! There she is. All chubbed out and you guys had no idea.
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And, again, you know, people can be thin and fit AND healthy. It is patently ridiculous to claim it is healthier to be grossly overweight than to be 'slim.' 'Slim' to you I'm sure is a size 16. There's obviously healthy and unhealthy ways to be too small and too large. Clay Aiken's 50-lbs-overnight look was due to his kidney medication. What is Kelly's excuse? She stopped the Protein Bar regimen she's been on for upwards of a decade? Ok. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:58pm.
Angle - I think psl is just a titch too obsessed with her looks. there i said it.
maybe your legs are your black half?
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To be honest - my white mama IS morbidly obese (it's nasty!) and her legs look almost like mine (with some extra bulges and ripples mind but not much larger at all) - they're hers.
Everyone does love my ass, tho - that must be the black half;p
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Hey FATTY!! I got a song fer ya "A Fridge Too Far"
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Oh yes, angel, Kelly was clearly starving herself those all those years she was photographed eating cheeseburgers and shit. Obviously. And how she always talked about rather eating fried chicken than to starve herself for fame - clearly the sign of an anorexic/bulimic! Sorry, but I have had multiple friends with eating disorders, and an aunt that died of one. Kelly "no exercise" Clarkson is just letting herself go. It's ok to admit it! It won't hurt! lol
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:51pm.
Yes Angel, but the thing you are missing is: Kelly Clarkson was about 25-30 pounds lighter than this most of the time she has been famous. So she's gained a bunch of weight recently - that's healthy and normal?
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Did you ever consider that she needed unhealthy habits to keep that 25-30 lbs off? And decided she didn't want to spend ALL day thinking about what she could and couldn't put in her mouth just to maintain it.
I mean - if you eat three squares and two snacks and you stick to whole foods - what you end up with should be considered healthy. But the truth is, people skip meals, replace them with shakes UGH!, eat portions that can't support any kind of activity to keep their weight below normal ALL the time. That's not better.
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Hmmm there's nothing wrong with being non skinny but she doesn't look fit: the cellulite on her arm is not a good look
O and looking dirty is unattractive no matter what you weight
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:43pm.
It's not HEALTHIER to be slim - it's just more attractive to you cuz someone told you that's how it it's meant to be. The media has been feeding you that idea for ages and you eat it up like a fatso eats up ice cream.
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I can't say I've seen ANY morbidly obese people older than 55.
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Fersure - but you don't go straight from slim to morbidly obese - there are lots of places in between.
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Submitted by ManTime on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:56pm.
Nice to hear someone going the common sense route.
One other thing - I notice that going to bed hungry works really well too. Sounds silly but I think it helps to shrink the stomach.
I get so angry when I read about fad diets being touted. Colour up your plate, stop eating before you're full and exercise. FFS!
ps.... *no* sugar? brr
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
I think one of the reasons that chicks like Kelly Clarkson & Jessica Simpson get picked on when they gain a few pounds is because in reality, they are only marginally talented & once the looks are gone, they don't have much else to offer.
Most of these overrated "entertainers" get by on their youthful, sexy looks, & when they go away, so do their careers.
You don't see people going on & on about Aretha Franklin's weight because she's known for her legendary voice, & that's the main thing that people remember about her. The only thing people really know about Kelly Clarkson is that she was that cute chick on American Idol who made that shitty movie & puts out boring, standard run-of-the-mill pop songs that people with the attention of gnats listen to. So when her ass starts to spread, that's all people can see, because there's really nothing else interesting about her.
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@ Ms C - "You don't see people going on & on about Aretha Franklin's weight because she's known for her legendary voice, & that's the main thing that people remember about her."
well that and we're scared shitless of her.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
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THANK YOU. talent is forever and ever and ever and ever....
Her body shape is very similar to little people. She has extremely short arms, and being BIG as a KFC biscuit doesn't help to hide that.
Angle - I think psl is just a titch too obsessed with her looks. there i said it.
maybe your legs are your black half? (here's hoping you got the nice ass too!)
I get the biker thighs too - even more so when i swim as well! It's good to have strength in your legs!!
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I think one of the reasons that chicks like Kelly Clarkson & Jessica Simpson get picked on when they gain a few pounds is because in reality, they are only marginally talented & once the looks are gone, they don't have much else to offer.
Most of these overrated "entertainers" get by on their youthful, sexy looks, & when they go away, so do their careers.
You don't see people going on & on about Aretha Franklin's weight because she's known for her legendary voice, & that's the main thing that people remember about her. The only thing people really know about Kelly Clarkson is that she was that cute chick on American Idol who made that shitty movie & puts out boring, standard run-of-the-mill pop songs that people with the attention of gnats listen to. So when her ass starts to spread, that's all people can see, because there's really nothing else interesting about her.
Oh wow. when did this happen? So that's why she hasn't been doing much promoting for her album. I really like her latest album and it seems to be a lot more successful than her last one. I thought she's be promoting the shit out of it. Instead, well ... just found out what she's been up to instead. Eating.
Seriously I thought those pictures were fake at first.
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Submitted by Iffy on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:52pm.
Wow, all that fat and NOT ONE POUND went to her tits?!? Chunked up and still an A-cup. Now that's a slap in the face.
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That's just sad.
Geez, all these posts must mean a fat fight. Kelly is big and TALENTED, whereas Jessucka is big and TALENTLESS. That is all.
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I really do feel for her, I have been this size, and I'm only 5" tall. Yikes. I looked like a pie-wagon-deluxe. I cut out all sugar, fruit, and wheat (carbs). Plus I did cardio 30 min. 2x day and have been losing lbs everyday. You gotta do what works, but this works for me.
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:51pm.
Yes Angel, but the thing you are missing is: Kelly Clarkson was about 25-30 pounds lighter than this most of the time she has been famous. So she's gained a bunch of weight recently - that's healthy and normal? If she had been like this since 5th grade, ok,
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don't forget overweight parents tend to have overweight kiddies.
do any kids walk or bike to school anymore?
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@angel_i: Well said, and not I'm not saying it because I'm a "fatty". I'm on of those people who will always be considered 'overweight' by the charts even when I'm smaller than average just because I carry weight well (I also have muscular calves too; bowlegged like my daddy). It's whatever, though; everyone's entitled to their opinion, as long as we can remain civil and repectful...
OT: Yeah, Kelly's a big girl again; so what else is new?
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