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Kelly Clarkson performed at KIIS-FM's Wango Tango in Los Angeles this weekend looking like crusty Meat Loaf with extra bread crumbs. She's even got a pinch of Cojo in the face. Maybe right before her performance she walked in on Gaycrest waxing his glitter hole and she never fully recovered from that sight. I don't know. But I do know that Kelly needs to pour Adderall dust over those jeans and feed them to Paula Abdul STAT. Those jeans shouldn't have made it out of 1997 alive.
And I'm mad at Kelly right now because that "My Life Would Suck Without Fooood" song has become a regular part of my nightly dreams. That's not the first thing I want to be humming when I wake up in the morning. The first thing I want to be humming on is a.... Okay, I'll stop.
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Everyone keeps saying she used to be cute. What??? She is average height but she has the limbs of someone who is 4'10. The face of a "little person" and an annoying as hell voice--she tries to sound sultry and she's a Pink/Alannis/Avril Lavine wannabe on stage but a "I'm a cute girl next door from Texas" on interviews. She's sickening. NO matter how much weight she loses or how much she's fixed up, she is grotesque.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:06pm.
My objection to Kelly's actual appearance is she uses Photoshop to sell herself as something other.
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Excellent point.
If Susan gets too polished, that will ruin her image, because Susan does indeed have "an image" just as much as Kelly. It's all the same game.
I just found it odd that what one is revered for, another is criticized for.
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Submitted by Sugartits on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:01pm.
Why is it Susan Boyle is put on a pedestal for having a great voice and defying the shallow stereotypes but Miss Clarkson here goes on stage apparently without the aid of stylists and a physical trainer and is ripped to shreds?
One is an old amateur and the other is a young, wealthy pro. My objection to Kelly's actual appearance is she uses Photoshop to sell herself as something other.
Not going to read through 500 comments to see if someone already pointed this out, but...
Why is it Susan Boyle is put on a pedestal for having a great voice and defying the shallow stereotypes but Miss Clarkson here goes on stage apparently without the aid of stylists and a physical trainer and is ripped to shreds?
Thoughts?
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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by AmyB on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:17am.
Well, I feel for the weight issues... and hey, Mama Cass had a career right?
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Yeah, but I think she was also pretty depressed that the skinny chick (Michelle) got all the action and she choked to death on a chicken bone alone in her house.
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That's a myth. She died of a heart attack.
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hot DAYUM i cant believe how much shes let herself go!!!! she used to be so skinny!
Oh my! I thought it was Rosie O' Donel gone blonde.
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Im more concerned about her hair then her being chubby. Who the f is her stylist?
Clearly she did not adjust to the lifestyle that caused her to be fit after Idol. Obviously her default size is chunky. The tour probably has her dining out A LOT. A WHOLE LOT. And now she's completely ON SWOLE and PUFFY due to the consumption of fats, carbs and sodium 24/7/365. That's her personal battle; I'm not concerned about this.
I'm more concerned (perplexed, bewildered, dismayed) about how many people are employed to ensure that her hair, face and outfits are on point. In the words of the Queen Diva Beyonce "someone is getting fired." Or at least they should be. At this size, with the obvious lack of toning, she should NEVER EVER EVA be seen in a sleeveless top. And certainly not a glittery, ill fitting, sleeveless top layered over a frumpy tee. This outfit is too tragic for words. And the hair .
She is looking a trailer park meth addicted mess.
I am not a fan of her music,but this girl CAN SING, I know what I'm about to say is a total delusion, but she is a singer it should not matter how she looks.
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She has definitely gained alot of weight but I dont think she looks that bad. She needs to NOT wear shirts with her arms out. I hate fat arms, but she really doesnt look so bad, her hips are kinda sexy. It's the outfit that is fucking her up in a bad way, actually the top more than the jeans.
Her face looks bloated like from drinking or taking pills. I feel bad for her, I hope whatever is going on, that she gets well. She's young, pretty and kinda talented. I wish her well.
Jeez-cant some one dress this girl or does she go out of her way to look like this-why is does she always wear such unflattering clothing?"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Meadow- is she carrying the baby in her thighs??
U people are so judgemental, but she is in front of the camera and should watch what she eats. She's not fat but 1 whopper away. I think she's pregnant.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:47am.
Look at Oprah, she is a bigger person & not really attractive at all & people LOVE her.
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Because Oprah has the self-respect not to delude herself that she's a size 6 and dresses appropriately and nicely. You don't wear this sort of crap if you're over a size 8.
Submitted by AmyB on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:17am.
Well, I feel for the weight issues... and hey, Mama Cass had a career right?
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Yeah, but I think she was also pretty depressed that the skinny chick (Michelle) got all the action and she choked to death on a chicken bone alone in her house.
I don't know about her top, but her bottom..you've got to be kidding. She's not a 12 or 14. She's easily near 18. Or like a 20 trying to squeeze into an 18.
She has gained a ton of weight, she is wearing a terrible outfit, she doesnt look good, but she isnt to the point of no return...It is very easy to gain weight, not so easy to lose it for everyone. Just because she has gained so much doesnt mean she is chowing down on junk & guzzling soda. Maybe she has thyroid issues or is on an antideppressant which does make some people gain not lose weight & its tough to lose weight when you are on it. Maybe she is just a lazy ass, I dont know. She is a pretty good singer though & I dont think you HAVE to fit into the pretty little perfect package person catagory to be talented or successful. Look at Oprah, she is a bigger person & not really attractive at all & people LOVE her.
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This bitch needs to get her shit TOGETHER.
Submitted by Some Girl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:45am.
I think these pictures are just extremely unflattering.
This picture is from a week ago: http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/86381341.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4...
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I cannot believe you guys guessing size 12-14 or even 8-10. She is at least a 2X and I was speechless when I saw her so I was going to just read through your comments until I saw the defensive "she's at least an 8 0r 10" comments
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I agree. She is not healthy, or average. I am 5'8" and weigh 137 pounds, I'm a size 8 or 10. She is far from that. She's in the teens for sure.
I appreciate that some people struggle with weight or have a body type that does not carry extra weight well, that doesn't mean she isn't fat, she definitely is. She'll never be a size 6 and she doesn't need to be, but she should be healthy.
And just because the people at WalMart or the PTA are mostly fat doesn't make it okay.
Well, I feel for the weight issues... and hey, Mama Cass had a career right?
Holy baby fat batman, what the fuck happened to her?
I constantly battle the chunk so I empathize. up 10 that's 2 sizes! fortunately I'm a lot taller than kelly (but a lot older too).
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:08am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:04am.
Yeah, but fruit juice can have a lot of sugar in it too and a lot of them aren't 100% juice! And it is more expensive, unless you get the concentrate kind. I'm gonna have to make a trip to Sam's Club or something to see what they got.
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Yeah, but you're diluting it! Get it? That's why the the water is good! half/half means the sugar in the juice ain't bad. You NEED sugar...
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good lord, she looks like shit!
its a damn shame too, when this girl is in shape- i think she can be actually pretty hot. if she wants to enjoy greater success, she needs to get in shape and not be a blubberbutt. cmon kelly, don't live your life like this- you are too pretty! i am pullin for ya girl.
you've just been violated!
Suddenly I feel better about myself. I can't believe this chick ate Kelley Clarkson. I used to think she was cute... now.. not so much.
I think these pictures are just extremely unflattering.
This picture is from a week ago: http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/86381341.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4...
Yeah she has gained weight, but she's not HUGE. She is pear shaped and short with short legs, which can be a deadly combination. I know because I'm the same way, and I have to be careful because even a 10 pound weight gain will make me look like a different person. And her wardrobe choices definitely don't help.
She's a whale. End of story.
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I prefer when celebs get a little flubby, makes me feel better about that donut I ate.
But why is she looking like Charlize Theron in Monster? What in the truckstop hooker hell?
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:30am.
Way to take my comment out of context, asshole. I said tomorrow, she won't get diabetes that quickly. She would be healthier if she lost the extra weight but it doesn't give you the right to make it a MORAL issue that she's fat. She's fat. Big deal. She'll lose weight if she wants to and she won't if she doesn't want to. It's as simple as that. She should, however, work on making herself look more presentable in the meantime. That's a different issue altogether. You know what's funny? I'd be willing to bet she's still within the healthy body fat range. Jussayin.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:03am.
Find a bottled water you like and a powder additive that you like (Crystal Light for example) I drink as much water as I can and when I need flavor I use a powder packet. When you are home refill the bottles from gallons of water.
If I had a Coke right now I would bloat out from the carbonated water and have a stomachache - fuck they clean toilets with that shit! I can't stand sugar anymore, if I drank a Coke now I would have phlegm (sorry) big time.
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OMG, I thought it was Bo Bice for a sec. I am not thin, and I would NEVER dress like that. She needs What not to Wear, the celebrity edition STAT.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
She's chubby, but that doesn't mean she's gonna get diabetes...
um yeah... statistically it does mean she's gonna get diabetes.
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Kelly can sing, so I will throw her a bone (cuz Lord knows she doesn't need the meat that usually comes with it!)
But seriously, this girl could be 50 pounds heavier and still look more presentable than this with a DECENT wardrobe. This is some Hee-Haw hickery fuckery madness!
My good friend is a personal trainer and during the winter he is always trying to let us know that if we would cut out red wine from our nightly dinners, we would lose 10 pounds almost immediately.
And of course we are always..."Fuuuuuuuuuuck that!"
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That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Good Lord, she's not that bad! She's pear shaped, and so what she doesn't look like a 92 lb supermodel that never eats. As long as she's still got CHOPS (no, NOT pork chops, singing CHOPS), she'll be OK. If she doesn't lose weight hey, she can afford liposuction and a stapled stomach so maybe she'll do that. I would if I had the money! I'd be like "SUCK IT OUT, ALL OF IT!" Other than that, she could stay the way she is and be an inspiration to young girls everywhere that eating and puking up your food or smoking an assload of crystal meth may make you thin, but its gonna eventually kill you and when you stop, the fat will come back with a vengence!
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Wow what happened to her? She used to be so cute and now she looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:04am.
Yeah, but fruit juice can have a lot of sugar in it too and a lot of them aren't 100% juice! And it is more expensive, unless you get the concentrate kind. I'm gonna have to make a trip to Sam's Club or something to see what they got.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:03am.
angel-i- I need to stop drinking pop. But it is like the easiest thing to find to drink around here. I try to drink Iced Tea instead, when I can, but I need to find other substitutes.
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My favourite thing I always have around is fruit juice and mineral water...it's almost pop! :D And WAAAAAAY healthier!
And yeah - if I hadn't had been so put off by some other comments earlier, I would have jumped on that bandwagon: I hate the fact that I'll walk into a place and find a can of pop for $1 and a bottle of water for $2 WTF? So bizarre...and also YEAH - why is it so much easier to find, right? Like, Everfresh last forever - why isn't juice that easy to find?
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angel-i- I need to stop drinking pop. But it is like the easiest thing to find to drink around here. I try to drink Iced Tea instead, when I can, but I need to find other substitutes.
omigosh, I didn't really think that was her at first! Holy frapp bloat, batman!
Submitted by Am on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:38am.
It takes a lot of calories to maintain that size. If her weakness is, for example, Mountain Dew, she would lose a lot of weight without exercising if she stopped consuming that one item.
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Now THAT I can totally agree with. Or chocolate - palm oil is the worst....And I can attest to the fact that I don't drink pop for many reasons - one of them being that it bloats me - especially in the face.
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The figure wouldn't be so bad if didn't know that her top is actually a Snuggie....
I think it's the face bloat that is the most shocking. Such a change from how she's usually looking. Is she on pills? I hope she's okay.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:00am.
Bingo wings at 20? Oooh....
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Pic 5: channeling Janis Joplin?
i'm surprised that in an industry as cut throat as the one she belongs to, she's allowed to climb on stage looking like that