Why Would You Want To Tinker With This Precious Face?
When Bruce Jenner got a facelift 25 years ago, he went from looking like a semi-hot-piece to looking like a Kraft single after being microwaved too long. Bruce blames it on a janky partial facelift and a nose job, so he decided to go back under the knife and fix his face. Bruce's third face will be revealed on that Kardashian shit show this Sunday.
Kim Kardassian blogged about it, "Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn't what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he's turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift . The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result."
That's what they all say! Just one more surgery and I'll stop. You know Bruce isn't going to stop. In 10 years, his mouth is going to be where his nose is supposed to be and his eyeballs are going to be hanging out on the back of his neck. Bitch is going to look like Kiefer Sutherland in Freeway. Actually, he already does.
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He looks like a lesbian gym teacher (kind of redundant) or a Martina Navratilova manque.
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aww poor bruce! i love him on the show.
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another example of why we should stay the fuck away from plastic surgery
We remember seeing Miss Bruce in Gold's Venice 15 or so years ago. She was SALIVATING looking at all the hot stuff while she went through the motions of 'working out' with her personal trainer. We wondered why such an obvious queen would be married to a fish !!???(Lesbianism most foul!)
That is one fugly dude.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:08pm.
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Or eat cereal.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:08pm.
Shit. I think he was face on the side of some cereal boxes in the 1970's...throwing a javelin or something-the orange breakfast of champions shit.
I think this face could inspire a new generation of kids...to not do a bunch of shit.
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Shit. I think he was face on the side of some cereal boxes in the 1970's...throwing a javelin or something-the orange breakfast of champions shit.
I think this face could inspire a new generation of kids...to not do a bunch of shit.
Yikes!
What looks really bad is his hair. He needs to stop dying it red and let it just go gray. Men look good with gray hair and look stupid with it dyed. What is with his lips? They look really feminine.
this is a modern tragedy really Bruce was seriously the hottness on that wheaties box with them 1970s mutton chop sideburns and buff bod..
I never understood WHY that man had to tinker with perfection, he looked FINE..
them surgeries left him looking like Beluah Ballbreaker P.E. Teacher and now he is the poster child for the website www.menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com
I cant imagine him tampering with the visage again, ugh.. face it Brucie.. all the kings horses and all the kings men cant put your face back together again ...
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:51pm.
thanks audrey. he was kinda funny looking to start with.
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You're welcome. I guess I'm the only one that thinks he was good looking? Oh well.
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Why would his doctor tell him to get a nose job? He was pretty decent looking too, as far as Google images goes.
Men should NOT get nose jobs unless their noses are huge and bulbous. No dude is going to look right with a little elf nose.
thanks audrey. he was kinda funny looking to start with.
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Here's a picture timeline of how his post-surgery face aged. Bruce was born in 1949, so he had his surgery in 1984. The timeline shows only one pic of him pre-face lift.
It pretty much serves as a warning against getting ANY work done on your face at an early age. I guess you can ignore the warning if you don't mind looking like a burn victim.
Enjoy!
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and the thing so bad is, he stayed a good looking man even as he got older. i mean, what is wrong with these damn people?
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Yeah- Now he kind of looks like an melted-aged Clay Aiken wax figure.
I feel sorry for him in a way. He was freaking smokin' back in his hey-day. Why in the world would he have even messed with that hotness?
He must have looked like even more of a freak after his surgery healed. A 35 year old man getting a face-lift? Good looking or not, WHAT WAS HE THINKING??? Nothing obviously...
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I remember seeing him on some infomercial about 15 years ago and thinking, who is that old lesbian? And it was Bruce!
When someone has a chance, can you drop me a line and let me know what any of the Kardashians actually do and why they are on TV? I have never cared less about anybody!
I still don't think Wheaties is gonna give him the cover again, but wth? *shrugs*
I think Kenny Rogers should go see Bruce's guy.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:58pm.
Really? Cruel taunts from the media. How'd I miss that?
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I know eh? clearly we're reading the wrong blog.
Hell, even your 'real football' taunt didn't generate any hate!
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oh god bruce is still hung up and determined to be the hot piece of ass he was all those years ago? what a shame. i thought he was one of those that accepted aging and did so gracefully. guess not.............
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:58pm.
Really? Cruel taunts from the media. How'd I miss that?
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I know eh? clearly we're reading the wrong blog.
Hell, even your 'real football' taunt didn't generate any hate!
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Bruce Jenner used to be a hot piece: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/bruce-jenner-plastic-su... I really hate his son Brody though!
WTF is wrong with people pulling their faces back? It's like Joan Rivers. When she blinks, her right arm goes up. Someone needs to put an end to this FUCKED UP shit.
Really? Cruel taunts from the media. How'd I miss that?
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Bruce is the one person I use as the example of why I would never get plastic surgery! Ever!!!
This is some House of Wax fuckery right here!
My favorite Karwreckian is the one who looks like Sasquatch. You know the one who posed nude for Peta, which makes sense; since she would want to protect herself from being hunted down. Jenner got his balls lopped off with his noise during his last plastic surgery and needs to have them reattached.
He went from being cute, in an older guy kind of way, to being a post-op fugly freak. With men, there always seems to be problems when they have their eyes lifted and/or de-bagged (Jack Lemmon, Don Johnson, and my all-time favorite, Kenny Rogers)
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Can they do a reverse nose job? Cuz that's what this fucker needs! Who got some extra honker parts they can front a bruva? I know! SJP! She's got quite the schnoz! She can spare some!
Unless they can give this ass cake more snout, he needs to STEP AWAY FROM THE SCALPEL! Man, you got burned once and look achu as a result? What, is you ig'nant in the brains????? No mo!
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He looks like that walking talking fright mask who Lynette introduced to Tom on last night's "Desperate Housewives". She was trying to dissuade him from getting costly plastic surgery, but he was hell-bent on getting it.
She would have been more successful is she had just introduced him to Bruce.
Awkward Family Photo minus the family.
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In 10 years, his mouth is going to be where his nose is supposed to be and his eyeballs are going to be hanging out on the back of his neck.
It's not about him being "ill-advised"!! He had a shitty job done! Why can't they just admit it, and why would you wait so long to get it fixed?!?
who's face do you steal to have a face-lift? the dead? you see I'm not edumacted in this field.
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He'd look better if he divorced the former Ms. Kardashian and disowned her kids.
I can't even remeber what this bitch used to look like.
bruce let himself look like a melted burn victim for 25 years before finally doing something about it?
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Ewwww, gross. So what Kim is really saying is PLEASE WATCH MY SHOW!!
Why Bruce? The burn victim look is perfect for you. :p Maybe since you're 60 instead of wasting time with that you could get a ballsectomy.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:57pm.
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In Mesquite, Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.