The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time Is Over!
The couple made in spray tanning grease heaven has quit the love! Katie Price and Peter Andre announced through their management that famewhoring, fake titty balls, Dep Gel and orange caca is not enough to keep them together and they are separating after almost 5 years of marriage. They issued this statement to The Sun:
“Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time."
What about Princess Tiamamamaiamiamai? What about Junior? What about the future of ITV2 in the UK? More importantly, WHAT ABOUT HARVEY?! Who the hell is Harvey going to tell off now that Peter Andre isn't around anymore. Harvey is going to scream "FUCK OFF" and Peter won't be there to hear it. That makes my soul cry. Although, Harvey is probably laughing himself into a fart storm, because he's in charge again. That's the way it should be!
And these two famesluts asking for privacy is like me asking for a vagina in a CROC. It doesn't make sense. Publicity stuntery!
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They want us to repsect their "privacy," but I'm sure this trial seperation will eventually be televised in a "very, very special episode..."
Looove how reality tv idiots all of the sudden value privacy
*Sigh*
Well thanks, MK. Now Jordan is going to be whoring out her vadge in a pink Croc. Her first foray into cross-marketing.
Nice.
I wonder while she is single if she'll be inhaling cellphones again with her cave.
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For some bizarre reason I really thought these two had a decent marriage...I really am surprised, I must be really naive...Plus, werent they just going on about how he was going to have sex with her like a billion times during their upcoming vacation?
not that i care, but there won't be any more interesting looking babies from this uncoupling....and that does make me sad...
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Have you seen the crap they feed Harvey? She bribes him with crisps to get him to pip down on their reality show.
She also talks to him like he is dirt under her show so while I still smell publicity stunt I am not surprised - esp as on of today's UK papers has a picture of her very drunk and looking very cosy with another dude.
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I heard these sluts are faking the whole trial separation just to keep the magazines selling
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I read this and I, actually, did this IRL:
(sad and quiet-like)*siiiiiiigh* Ooooooh no, it's over......
Like I fucking care. LOL!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:05
i agree i quite like them too. their reality show was quite entertaining.
its a sad sad day :(
ugh is he wearing a rope belt? I'd divorce him just for that.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:55am.
I hope the media gives them all the privacy they can handle and then some.
WOOOORRRD.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
I'm fucking devastated.
right.
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No... I refuse to belive this.
I love how people with an English accent pronounce "Harvey": Haaaaaaaaaavey! Makes me grin!
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Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:42am.
Cant wait to see what kinda riffraff the two of them date post breakup. Jodie Marsh still pretending to love the kitty? Her and Katie would make a trashastic couple
Say, ain't them two twats got some epic rivalry thing going? That could be awesome- they overcome their hate to have a torrid love affair!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:34am.
Excuse me will I cry myself to sleep.
Their "marriage" has been one huge PR stunt for the last 4 and half years.
Good morning all whores n he-skanks!
I've been away for a bit, missed all you skankarific bitches!
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Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
I agree Breakdown. I like them a hell of a lot better than stupid Cruise and Katiebot, and others like them.
They spend time with their kids. So what if the yare orange and full of botox and silicone, so what if they are out to make a dime, aren't we all?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I smell a reality show: Divorce Wars
You sluts can say whatever you want about me, but I secretly like these two together.
So the fuck what if their baby together has a cranium the size of Alaska?
At least her children aren't stashed away in a basement and ignored or drugged up.
And her tittyballs are fine with me!
Don't give him half, Jordan!!!
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I think Peter wants to go back to Europe where he matters and Katie wants to stay in LA cause she is convinced she's going to become a huge star. And by "convinced" I mean that the casting guy who's dick she's sucking has promised her a big part in an upcoming feature. The big part is her spreading her legs and the upcoming feature will be shot in his bedroom on his video camera.
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"Ick. Nast."
ho hum, more drama. tv life goes on
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NOOOO!!! This is worse than Charles and Diana divorcing!
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Submitted by Mittmah on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:54am.
..did he come out of the closet or something??
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Notice how this announcement coincided with Boy George's release from prison?
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
I hope the media gives them all the privacy they can handle and then some.
She was probably in L.A. by herself sucking some celebrities dick. She will be pulling a Kim Kardashian and be dating a black guy soon-she loves big cocks.
She is a worthless skanky fake slut-she looks horrible without makeup; bad skin, fake tits, stretched out pussy and everything else about her.
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I thought I just heard a week ago they were trying so hard for another kid.....whatever..did he come out of the closet or something??
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Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:42am.
My first thought exactly!
*Yawn* Wake me when the mudslinging on Face Book begins.
I love how that picture is totally distorted so Harvey looks like the normal one.
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*throws pringles on floor for Harvey*
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i don't know why but i thought these two d-bags would be together for all time.
Good luck to the kid.
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Cant wait to see what kinda riffraff the two of them date post breakup. Jodie Marsh still pretending to love the kitty? Her and Katie would make a trashastic couple
smurfy - yes, not only do I pity them because of their famewhoring parents, but I always feel so bad for children caught in the middle of a divorce.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:39am.
Poor kids.
I've said the same thing when I saw who the mother was.
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Oh my fucking God!! They are LIARS! I will NEVER believe in love again! *runs away sobbing*
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Poor kids.
Now that Jordan's boobs are deflated, Peter can no longer pretend he is pouncing on a nice pair of man-bunz. That is the underlying reason for their separation -- I decided.
HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I've lost all hope in love.
*barf*
DAE,
Word, but why have two children to complete the sham?
Poor little fuckers.
Bullshit. I don't buy it for a second.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Excuse me will I cry myself to sleep.
Their "marriage" has been one huge PR stunt for the last 4 and half years.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
"Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”
Or until they start using the media to fling crap at one another publicly. I suspect this one will not end quietly.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Publicity stuntery! you know it's true.
Of course they're separating. Peter likes orange bananas while alas, Jordan is a wrinkled orange hollowed-out grapefruit. It was not meant to be.
Oh, this is terrible so terrible *LOL*
I can't even fake dismay over this fake piece of marriage. The sacrilege of it all! The only person I'm concerned about his Harvey. That child deserves better.
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I'm with you, MK - smells like a publicity stunt.
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